EGO: Finally closing, is it?
MINION: No.
EGO: More financial trouble?
MINION: No, it’s um…
EGO: Announced a new line of microwave egg rolls? What? What? Spit it out.
MINION: It’s…come back, it’s…popular.
Ego spits wine onto camera, and camera turns to bluescreen.
EGO: I haven’t reviewed Gusteau’s in years.
BRAD: Stop! The camera’s broken!
Here is one, remy is about to fall into the kitchen, but then the director stops him, punts in the stunt double, but the stunt double rat has a little accident.
Brad: Cut! Go to the store and hire another rat willing to work. WOw, this is the 5th rat lost this week.
(scene where the other critic like the soup):
Waiter:
It was not a customer! It was a critic!
Collette:
Ego?
Skinner:
Soline L’ecl… OW!
Director:
See! I told you guys having him bite his finger was a bad idea!
(p.s. i never really got why he was biting his finger)
Here is another one.
Remy is paddling down the raft ride in the sewer when, SPLAT!!!
Brad: CUT! Remy, you went down the wrong tunnel!
Remy: How an I supposed to know? All of them look alike! And this sewer is huge.
Same scene as TSS, but mine goes like:
REMY: rides book and almost reaches where he’s supposed to go the wrong way, when…
SMASH
REMY: Something’s in the way- it’s a painting!
DIRECTOR: Cut! Who put the concept art there?
REMY: Aw, man, I lost my lucky ring.
Anybody else think how incredible easy it would be for Remy to accidentally fall into the soup, out of the hat etc? The poor guy probably had a lot of stunt rats.
Speaking of stuntrats, if there were any, then they must be paid a lot of cheese. Look how much stuff remy’s body had to go through.
Ah, more rat stereotypes. THEY’RE NOT MICE!
(scene where Linguini finds Remy cooking, and traps him in a colonder)
REMY: looks up, sees Linguini lowering the colondar, and pretends to run away YOUCH! It fell on my tail!
Linguini: It sounds like Rat and patootie! What is it anyways? It sounds like a second rate movie. . .
Brad: CUT!!! (A liittle grumpy) Linguini, I think you drank a little too much.
Linguini: (dizzy) Wow, the little grapes in my head is piining like WHEEEEEE!
(scene where Remy becomes poison checker)
REMY: Clean…clean…clean…wait, was that even the right prop? Hold on, I think we got the wrong prop! This is from Monsters, Inc!
(take two)
REMY: Cleanerino…clean…NOT!!! Can you give me a moment?
(take three)
REMY: Clean…clean…ow! That’s real shiny…it’s in my eye! What is that?! I don’t think that’s food! Who’s giving out the wrong props?
EMILE: laughs Sorry, Remy, it’s just funny when you freak out!
Oh man, you kinda read my mind bright-dot-dasher.
Remy: Clean. . .clean. . .cle. . . wait a minute! ( reads label) Provided by Dreamworks Caterers? Oh boy, unclean!
COLETTE: No, you listen! I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing with! How many women do you see in this kitchen?
LINGUINI: stammers
COLETTE: sticks another knife in his sleeve Only me. Why do you think that is?
LINGUINI: Well, because you…
COLETTE: tough face turns into laughing expression I’m sorry, he looked so funny!
(take two)
COLETTE: looks around Um, can we cut? I don’t think I have the right number of knives.
Oh man bright-dot-dasher, you took what i was going to use! Oh well. It was really nice and funny dude.
Guys, were you separated at birth? XD
(party scene with French bread)
Remy starts to eat bread, and Gusteau fails to appear. Remy bites into the bread.
BRAD: You’re not supposed to do that!
REMY: swallows Sorry, but wasn’t that effects guy supposed to start the hologram?
BRAD: Yeah, but he doesn’t seem to be turns the other way paying attention right now, when we need him!
[take 2]
Remy starts to eat bread. Gusteau hologram appears.
GUSTEAU: What are you going?
REMY: screams Ugh! I’m hungry! I-I don’t know where I am, and I don’t know when I’ll find food again…
GUSTEAU: R-e-m-y-y-y-y-y-o-u-a-r-r-b-b-e-e-t-t-t-e-r-r-th-a-n-n-n-th-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-t-t-freezes
REMY: laughs Um…okay…
Ha ha ha ha ha, really funny and clever A113.
A113: genius idea
(scene where Linguini wakes up to find Remy gone)
LINGUINI: mutters how stupid it is to trust a rat as he opens the fridge
toy jumping snakes fly out
LINGUINI: yells in surprise, then laughs Ok, who put that there?
(offscreen) DASH: laughs
Before Remy jumps’s off the bridge with a piece of paper in his hand.
Remy: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
(Laughs)
(in addition of TSS’s)
the paper falls from Remy’s mouth as he says it
(scene where Remy smells the terrible soup)
REMY: Wait! I thought I was supposed to just act like it smelled disgusting; nobody told me it was really going to stink!
Keep the outtakes coming!
Linguini: I have a secret. I have a ra. . . rah. . .ras. . .ra. . .rash.
Colllete: You have a rash?
Linguini: No. . .(starts scratching himself) CUT!!! I think Remy bit me and something got in my skin!