(scene where Remy is supposed to go around the kitchen with unsuspecting people stepping everywhere)
REMY: scrambles around the room
KITCHEN STAFF: are watching their step, being very cautious and slow
DIRECTOR: Cut! Can we make it seem like you don’t know he’s there, like a normal, casual moment?
ONE OF THE COOKS: We’re just afraid of stepping on the rat
DIRECTOR: He’ll be all right.
REMY: What if they do step on me?
DIRECTOR: You’ll be all right. No rats will be harmed in the making of this movie.
REMY: Can we get stunt rats?
Linguini: Well, you are pretty thin for someone who likes food.
(Crowd gasps)
Random Reporter: OOh, you just got served!
Brad: CUT! Gert that guy outa here.
kissing scene with Linguini and Colette
[Linguini/Colette kiss]
Brad Bird: Okay guys, you can’t stop now.
[Linguini/Colette keep kissing]
Brad Bird: Uhhh, guys…
[Linguini/Colette continue kissing]
I can’t bear the idea they aren’t sweethearts out of the film. 
TSS: That last one was incredibly funny! XD
Mindy:
(Remy paddling scene)
DJANGO: You can make it! You can make it!
Remy picks up spatula, and bullet shoots off the top of it.
REMY: Uhh…what am I supposed to do with this stick?
[take 2]
DJANGO: You can make it! You can make it!
Remy picks up another spatula, and bullet misses it.
REMY: Better aim, lady, better aim!
[take 3]
DJANGO: You can make it! You can make it!
Remy picks up yet another spatula, and bullet shoots right through it as scripted.
REMY: Yes!
BRAD: Remy, we were so close.
REMY: Oops. Sorry!
BRAD: And don’t you dare say ‘Yes!’ again!
REMY: Yes, sir!
[take 4]
DJANGO: You can make it! You can make it!
Remy picks up spatula, bullet shoots it perfectly, and Remy throws it back into the water.
REMY: Cut, please! I’m tired. I need a break.
BRAD: That’s okay, we were running out of rain anyway.
Rain stops, and rats in background are heard groaning.
Oh those are realy good ones you all.
Yay the outtakes got some life back in it! I can’t come up with one right now, but I’ll come up with one soon. Don’t you dare quit, guys!
Only when I think of a funny one, which for someone with as sry a sense of humor as me, is kinda rare. XD
hey welcome to pixar planet! i luv ur avatar and your sig!!!
ok ok i’ve got one…
(Remy about to jump through window with cookbook)
slam Remy: OW! Hey weren’t we supposed to install the breakaway glass here? I think I broke my nose, man that hurt!
take 2
(about to jump, trips right before the window)
Remy: (laughing) ok, let’s try it again! I won’t slip again I promise!
take 3
(about to jump, realizes he doesn’t have cookbook)
Remy: Oh shoot. I think I dropped it on the counter. See, here it is! Ok sorry people, one more time!
take 4
(about to jump, keeps staggering with cookbook)
Remy: This is heavy. Hey where’s the cookbook prop? We’re supposed to use the lighter version here! Oh man, I need a break. I’ll be in my trailer.
Those are really funny wallerat. Keep it up.
PS: Try doing some other movie out takes located in the Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Cars, and A Bug’s Life forums.
ok! I don’t know the other movies as well tho, I mostly like WALL-E, Ratatouille, and Cars.
Tow Mater, what do you mean by “winner gets the special home edition”?
Edited. I combined both of your posts. – Mitch
I’ve got some
(The scene where Collette gives Linguini his first lession)
Colette: Tell me, how many women do you see in the kitchen?
Linguini: Well…uh…
Collette: There’s only me, why do you think that is?
Linguini: Well, because you’re…uh
Colette: Because I do the job interviews and al the other women get scared off when I start this lecture…starts laughing hysterically sorry, coundn’t resist doing that once walks off for a moment
Linguini: Wait, come back…my sleve is still stuck
Some others:
Skinner: Where is the soap!? Wait… (in the 10min preview when he says “where is the soup” it sounds he says soap)
Remy: goes in to the paper bag Emile was carrying and comes back out as he does in the movie but… You found che- Yuck! I grabbed the wrong prop
(From the trailer)
Remy:…Home the greatest scientests in the world all my life I’ve wanted to be one of them you may thing that’s a strange dream for a rat and would have all sorts of ethical issues but I…Hey! Somebody messed with the teleprompter
Take one
Collete: Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!!!
(throws rag, but undershoots it)
Take two
Collete: Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!!!
(throws rag, but aims at Linguini’s hat, knocking it and remy off of linguini’s head.)
Take three
Collete: Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!!!
(Throws rag extra hard ath Lingini’s face, but forgot that the rag has oil stains in it.
Lingini: AH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!
Remy, Emile, and Django are practicing their lines for the trailer.
REMY: What is that?
EMILE: I don’t really know.
REMY: You don’t know, and you’re eating it.
EMILE: You know, if you could just sorta muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of food p…po…pass…hey Brad, what does this word mean?
REMY: Brad, I know this other good rat actor who can read.
Take two of A113’s.
Remy: What is that?
Emile: I don’t really know.
Remy: You don’t know. . . and you are. . . FINISHED WITH IT! Emile, that is a prop, not real food!
Emile: It tastes good.
Oh, man, you guys got really good ones! Random is good. I want to get back into the game somehow…
(scene where Remy fixes the soup)
REMY: adds some extra ingredients, tries to leave, but is attracted by the wonderful smell… Hey guys, can I taste it? Please?
(scene where Remy goes down the sewers)
REMY: is riding the cookbook, almost approaching the place where he falls…
EMILE: hops on from out of nowhere
REMY: Emile! What are you doing?
EMILE: I wanted to go for a ride.
Minichuchan: That was great I love it!
Edited by TSS. (No need to quote the enitre post)
You have great ones ! I’ll try just one.
Remy: And what are you eating ?
Emile: I don’t really know… I think it was some sort of wrapper once.
Remy: What? No… You’re in Paris now baby my town ! No brother of mine eats rejecta-menta in my town!
(runs on the stairs and falls down !)
Emile: Hahhaaa! I think i’m gonna stay with the wrapper !
(scene with the passing guy on the bicycle)
REMY: Hey
BICYCLER: stares at Remy while still riding crashes into car parked in front
DIRECTOR: That wasn’t part of the script. You were just supposed to be another passing person in the background. Oh, well. Let’s keep it!
P.S. Check out Mitch’s signature- there’s another good outtake.
(the nightmare scene)
LINGUINI: Do you know what you would like this evening, sir?
EGO: Yes, I’d like your heart roasted on a spit! (laughs maniacally)
LINGUINI: (cowers)
BRAD: Okay, and cut. Good take, guys.
(Ego is still laughing maniacally and Linguini, clutching the menu like it’s a stuffed bunny, is backing away slowly.)
BRAD: Take’s over, Ego. You can stop laughing…anytime.
EGO: (has devolved into plain hysterics - has his head on the table and is banging one fist on the table as he laughs)
LINGUINI: (stage whisper) He’s scary…
(Bernie Kropp comes in with the clapperboard.)