AniRemi: Now that was funny. By the way, wecome to Pixar Planet. 
Thanks! And now I’m going to immediately overstay my welcome by adding more outtakes!
(once again, the nightmare scene)
LINGUINI: Do you know what you would like this evening, sir?
EGO: Yes, I’d like your heart roasted on a spit! (begins to laugh maniacally, but abruptly stops and sighs) All right, Brad, look, I’m sorry - it’s just that I don’t think I’m coming across as insane, I don’t do insane very well.
BRAD: Cut.
LINGUINI: (sighs and walks away for a moment)
EGO: It’s just not natural, and I have a splitting headache…my God, and I think it’ll be migraine soon if I don’t lie down. I’ll be in my trailer. (leaves)
(kiss scene)
COLETTE: In…your brain?
LINGUINI: …GAH! Why is it so hard to talk to you? Okay… Colette, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of us little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. So here’s looking at you, kid…
COLETTE: (has looked confused for most of the speech, but at this point starts laughing and walks off for a minute)
BRAD: (impatiently) Cut.
LINGUINI: (laughing) I’m sorry, Brad, I’m so sorry, I just couldn’t resist…
BRAD: No more old movies for you.
(restaurant. while Linguini is skating around the dining room, handing out plates, he first serves the ratatouille to Ego, and then gives Skinner his plate. One of the dead rat props is on it.)
SKINNER: (bursts out laughing)
REMY: (off-camera) OMIGOD! (retches)
SKINNER: (picks up fork and knife while crew laughs) Ah, so delicious…
BRAD: (yelling off-camera) Linguini!
LINGUINI: (off-camera) Sorry.
REMY: (off-camera) Omigod - you guys! That is SO tacky and tasteless - ugh! I’ll be in my trailer…I think I’m going to be sick! Somebody get my agent!
BRAD: Remy, it’s just a prop.
EMILE: (off-camera) But Dad said it was real!
SKINNER: (meanwhile, still laughing with the crew) What? I love dead rat! So scrumptious and chewy…
(The clapperboard interrupts him.)
XD!!! I love these outtakes posted here for Ratatouille. It’s strange that they had deleted scenes for the film, but no bloopers.
I would like to share one for fun.
[From teaser trailer: Remy is discovered on the cheese cart]
Remy: GAH!
[jumps and rebounds as he heads towards the kitchen door]
[Instead of having Remy go run through the door…It missed on timing…and]]
Remy: Eahhhhh!!!
[The door hits Remy setting him flying off camera [off scene…]
Brad and cast crew off the set: Ooooohhhh!!! That’s gonna leave a mark.
[Outtake 2]
[The day Ego is coming to critique on Gusteau’s restaurant]
Linguini: Today is a big day. Alter Ego is coming…and…Oh!!! [smacks his head and walks off camera]
Brad Bird: [Take two]
Linguini: Today is a big day. Wonton…Ego…is coming and…[cracks up 
] I’m sorry, Brad. It’s just not doing it for me today.
Brad Bird: sighs Take…looks at his watch…something thousand…
Linguini: Today is a big day. Appetite is coming and he’s going to have a big ego. Ahhh!..
Colette: Cut!!! I’ll be in my trailer.
Brad Bird: Ugh! We’ll just keep that!
[Outtake 3]
[Remy is about to go down the waterfall in the sewers]
Remy: Ahhhh!!! <img src=“{SMILIES_PATH}/youwhaaa.gif” alt=“o_0;;” title="You
Whaaa…" />
[goes over the waterfall, but the drop only last 2 seconds and was only 2 feet tall. Remy flinches, but realizes he still afloat.]
Remy: [to the camera] Ha ha! [sarcastic] Very funny guys.
[Outtake 4]
[scene where Remy climbs up some apartment and see a dog as a silhouette barking at him!!!]
Remy: Gahhhh!!! [ falls over…faints]
Dug [the golden retriever from Up] : [Coming out of the shadows. He looks at Remy and then looks at the camera]
That is a bird!!! I never seen one up close, but this is a bird!
Director: Cut!
[Outtake 5]
[Classic scene
Remy’s just lonely during break time]
Remy: [to a female rat walking past him during break]
[He waves to her and she stopped looking at him with a “not so amused face”]
So, are you doing anything after work?
We could always rent uh… [the girl rat rolls her eyes 
]
Or not. [Remy rubs the back of his head]
I…was…busy…anyways…Very busy.
[the girl rat turns her head and walks off disgusted shaking her head]
Remy: shrugs as she leaves Just throwing it out there!
Oh yea!!! Beeju is my name!
Here is an art concept I created to share with y’all!!!
That was hilarious!!! That goes so well for crossover dialogues!!! 
*Beeju
Thanks, Beeju!
And I find your Outake #2, #3, and #4 funny!
You’re very welcome!!! Ratatouille will always be my favorite.
There’s some really funny ones here. Unfortunatly, I can’t think of any since I’m not the comedic time.
I really wish they’d bring back the outtakes though. So funny.
Right after Remy lost sight of his family in the sewer Nemo appeared behind Remy, barely missing him
Nemo: “Daddy, help me!”
Nemo disappears and Remy stares after him… two seconds later.
Remy: “Wait a minute, I thought they already released his movie in 2003!”
Cast and crew: shrugs
Skinner: Regrettably, we are all out of wine.
(Skinner drops the bottle and it smashes)
Cut!
Brad Bird (like Spt. Chalmers): SKINNER! You’re not meant to break the props!
(laughter)
Brad Bird: Sorry, guys, I work on The Simpsons.
Linguini: You-know-who-know-do. Wacka-do. Rat-a-tat-a-whoa…
(Linguini falls off his chair)
(Linguini is in the safe with Remy)
Linguini: Gaaaah! Aaaargh! AAARRGH!This is not going to work, Little Chef. I’m gonna lose it if we do anymore. We gotta figure out something else. Something that doesn’t involve any biting or nippi-
Roz: Hello.
Linguini: AAAAAAAAARRRRGHH! (faints)
Roz: Haarh, haarh, haarh…
Remy: That’s good, can we keep that? (laughing)
(Emile tries to suck off the last grape)
Emile: Oh, I managed it! What do I do now?
Brad Bird (exasperatedly): Cut…
(take 1)
Linguini: Tonight is a big night. Appetite is coming, and he’s going to have a big Eg-whoooa…!
(Linguini falls off the footstool)
Brad Bird (sighs): Cut…
(take 2)
Linguini: Tonight is a big night.
Collette (whispering): Hey! Linguini. You are facing the wrong way.
(Linguini turns to face them)
Linguini: Whoa, sorry…
(Larousse facepalms)
Brad Bird (exasperatedly): Cut…
(take 2)
Linguini: Tonight is a big night. Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight…I’ll see my love tonight. And for us, stars will stop where they are. (starts singing) Toooodaaay…
Brad Bird: CUT!
(Colette enters as the rats are cooking the food. Then, Réné Artois appears from Linguini’s office.)
Réné: You may be wondering why my kitchen has a rat infestation. Is it because of the cheese? Non. Is it because of the other supplies? Non. It is because my wife Edith is doing a cabaret performance where the rats live - and, in desperation, they have come 'ere.
(Michelle of the Resistance appears from inside the food safe)
Michelle: Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.
Réné: Go ahead.
Michelle: 'Ere, zey are filming a film called Ratatouille. Zis is not Nouvion. In fact, what are you doing here anyway?
Réné: I think I will go.
(Anton Ego enters the press conference - except it turns out to actually be Officer Crabtree)
Crabtree: Geud moaning. Am I spoking to Monsieur Longuaini, propeeatur of zis rusturont?
Brad Bird: Cut…!
Crabtree: Opologies. Did I dah a bad toke?
Remy: First of all, I’m a rat… which means life is hard…
Emile: Yeah, but it could be worse!
Remy: Emile!