Memorable Classic Disney Quotes!

Specialty Other Disney
#1

To bring back memories of beloved Classic Disney, let’s post our favorite quotes! (Yes, I guess Enchanted could count.)

You could label the character and the film it came from and/or leave the quotes anonymus to let us guess out of memory.

Sound good?

Oh, boy, I have so many memorable quotes…

“Yes, all of our dogs are adoptable…EXCEPT THAT ONE!”
(Worker in animal shelter, Lilo and Stitch)

“Whoever took out the ‘L’ in the ‘Motor pool’ sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused.”
(Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

“I can’t believe this; I’m losing to a rug.”
(Genie, Aladdin)

“Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!”
(Genie, Aladdin)

“Just remember one thing: bee yourself!”
(Genie, Aladdin)

“Sometimes you make me so…so…angry!” cheerful giggle “I’m angry.”
(Enchanted)

“Everybody has a weakness. Pandora’s was the box, and the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse.”
(Hades, Hercules)

“Aw, that’s okay. He can call me Flower if he wants to.”
(Flower, the skunk from Bambi)

“That’s easy for him to say. He’s got nine lives. I only got one!”
(the mouse from The Aristocats)

“You know what, O’Malley, you’re not a cat, you’re a rat, right? Right.”
(O’Malley, The Aristocats)

“Dumbo the great! The great what?”
(Timothy, Dumbo)

“Are you sure this water’s sanitary? It looks questionable to me!”
(Tantor, Tarzan)

“When I’m king, that’ll be the first law to go.”
(Simba, The Lion King)

“Oh, I see!”
“Oh, I see! Tarzan, Oh-I-See!”
“No, no, no, no, I’m Jane.”
“No, no, no, no, I’m Jane.”
“No. Jane, Tarzan, Jane.”
“Jane.”
“Precisely.”

(gotta love that part, lol)

“Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!”
(Sebastion, The Little Mermaid)

“Oh, it’s just you, Scar. We thought it was somebody important.”
(one of the hyenas- I forgot which one- in The Lion King)

“Yay! No king, no king!”
(hyenas, The Lion King)

And, I’m sure there’s tons more out there!

#2

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Mushu: Citizens, I need firepower.
Citizen: Who are you?
Mushu: Your worst nightmare.

Pinocchio: Father, what are you crying for?
Geppetto: Because you’re dead, Pinocchio.
Pinocchio: No! No, I’m not.
Geppetto: Yes. Yes, you are. Lie down.

Aw, my brain is frozen! There are so many more quotes, but they just don’t come into my head now. I think I gotta go watch the movies again… :frowning:

#3

Jasmine: ‘And your beard is so…twisted…’ The way she says it makes me laugh every time. :laughing:

And everything Hades says, but especially this one- ‘He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?’

#4

Poor guy from Hunchback of Notre Dame: I’m free! I’m free!

Clopin: Who is this creature?
Puppet: Who?
Clopin: What is he?
Puppet: What?
Clopin: How did he come to be there?
Puppet: how?
Clopin: Hush!

#5

Alice: That’s it, Dinah! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
Dinah: shakes head Meow.

Stitch: Ohana means family; family means nobody gets left behind.

(such a meaningful quote for a cute little alien)

Mushu: You are one lucky bug.

Pongo: All right. Anyone who’s not here, speak up.

Koda: My name’s not “kid”. It’s Koda. Say it with me. Ko…da…
Kenai: Sure your mom didn’t ditch you, Ko…duh…?

Oh, and a funny part from Home on the Range:
Grace: sings randomly off-key
Maggie: The vultures have already started to circle.
Mrs. Calloway: gasp
Maggie: Hey! She’s not dead!
Vulture: You sure?
Maggie: We’ll keep ya posted.
Vulture: All right, boys. False alarm.

#6

“The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it.” - The Lion King

Zazu: He’d make a very handsome throw rug…
Mufasa: Zazu!!!
Zazu: And just think whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him!!
– The Lion King

“I hear that name and I shudder”
“Mufasa!”
“Oooooooooh…that tickles… do it again”
Mufasa"
“Ooooo…”
“Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!”

  • Shanzie and Bonzai The Lion king

Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandma Fa: Would you like to stay forever? -Mulan

Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. -Aladdin

Genie: I’m telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What’s your name?
Aladdin: Uh… A-A-Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: It sounds like, “Here, boy!”
[whistles]
Genie: C’mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must’ve hit my head harder than I thought. -Aladdin

#7

“We were only trying to drown her.” – Random mermaid at the Mermaid Lagoon in Peter Pan. =D

:smiley:

#8

Grandma : “Peh! She brings back a sword. If i were her I would have brought back a ma-”
Shang: “Excuse me, is Fa Mulan here?”
Mom and Grandma have shocked looks on their faces as they point to her
Shang: “Thank you.”
Grandma: Oooh, sign me up for the next war!"

“What, and come back lookin’ like you, Cactus Butt?”

Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Shenzi: No, why?
Banzai: 'Cause there it goes!

“They popped out of the snow, like daises!” LOL that is like our family quote!

“Look out Timon! Across the horizon, over the grasslands. Every thing the light touoches…belongs to someone else!” That’s from TLK 1 1/2

#9

LOL keep them coming! These posts are such smilemakers.

LUMIERE: I told you she would break the spell.
COGSWORTH: Uh, pardon me, old friend, but I believe I told you.
LUMIERE: No you didn’t. I told you.
COGSWORTH: You most certainly did NOT, you pompous pea-brain!
LUMIERE: En garde, you- you overgrown pocketwatch!

CHIP: Are they gonna live happily ever after, Mama?
MRS. POTTS: Of course, dear. Of course.
CHIP: Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?

MUSHU: climbs up to the ear of the Stone Dragon Hello? hits ear with gong and yells He-LLLO?!! HELLO!
ear pops off
MUSHU: Uh…oh…
entire statue falls apart

MUSHU: What makes you think you’re coming?
CRIKEE: chrips
MUSHU: You’re lucky? Do I look like a sucker to you?
CRIKEE: chrips
MUSHU: Whacha mean ‘a loser’? How 'bout I pop one of your attenaes off and throw it across the yard- then who’s the loser- me or you?

right after Part of Your World ends
a can falls and Sebastian is tangled up in human stuff
ARIEL: Sebastian!
SEBASTIAN: Ariel, what are you- how could you- what is all this?!
ARIEL: It’s just my…collection.
SEBASTIAN: calmly Oh, I see. Your collection. explodes in yelling IF YOUR FATHER KNEW ABOUT THIS…!!!

HERCULES: But aren’t you a damsel in distress?
MEG: I’m a damsel…I’m in distress…I can handle this. Have a nice day.

PHIL: C’mon kid, concentrate! Use your head!
HERCULES: butts off the giant centaur with his head
PHIL: All right! Not bad, kid! …Not what I meant, but not bad.

IAGO: mocks Jasmine’s voice and body “When I’m queen, I’ll have the power to get rid of you”*.
(he just looked so funny doing that!)

HERCULES: How did you get messed up with the…
MEG: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’.
HERCULES: uneasy pause
MEG: Maybe shorty here can explain it to you.
PHIL: grrrr…

PETER PAN: You know what they say. A good captain always goes down with his ship.
CAPTAIN HOOK: I don’t wanna be a good captain!

GIANT SQUID: *squirts Smee with water
SMEE: Hmmph! At least the crocodile had manners.

SMEE: sings Who else could think of the perfect crime…
CAPTAIN HOOK: happily enjoys the song about himself
SMEE:…and bumble and fumble it every time.
CAPTAIN HOOK: smile disappears- gets angry

HERCULES: I’m the greatest hero in all of Greece. I’m an action figure!

(squeak squeak)
HADES: What…are…those?
looks at Pain’s Hercules shoes
PAIN: I dunno, I thought they looked kinda dashing.
HADES: I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, while this entire scheme I’ve been planning for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing HIS MERCHANDISE!!!
(slurp slurp)
PANIC: glances at his cup- it’s also Hercules merchandise
PANIC: Heheh…thirsty?
HADES: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BERLIOZ: Well, she started it.
MARIE: Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.

And Scar says: “I’m surrounded by idiots.”

#10

From Enchanted:

Morgan: …And you can’t wear too much makeup… or else guys will get the wrong idea. looks Giselle in the eye They’re only after one thing.

Giselle: cocks her head What thing is that?

Morgan: I don’t know… nobody will tell me.

haha :smiley: I’m rusty on Disney movies… gimme a couple days… :stuck_out_tongue:

#11

Now this appears to be a good topic to start my account in… Favourite Disney Quotes…

From My Personal Favourite: The Lion King

Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.

Mufasa: A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

Basil The Great Mouse Detective

Basil: Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you’re a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!

Ratigan: Bravo! Bravo! A marvelous performance! Although I was expecting you fifteen minutes earlier. Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?

Meet The Robinsons

Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney

Here’s just a few for now…

#12

The Lion King…

Pumba-Timone what are those things in the sky?

Timone-I know what they are…They’re fireflies; little fireflies that got caught up in dat’ blue-ish black thing.

Pumba-Oh, i thought there were balls of gas billions of miles away.

Timone-Pumba, to you everything is gas.

Meet the Robinsons…

Wilbur-But he keeps trying…dude i can’t take you in that hat.

BHG-Hehehe…

The Bowler Hat Guy sticks his head through the window…It falls on him.

BHG-Doris get it off!!! get it off!

BHG-We must get that ?!@* Boy!!!

#13

Oh yeah, that one! I wonder what “?!@*” means? :smiling_imp:

#14

ZIRA: “It’s over, Simba! I’ve dreamed of nothing more-for years!!!”
TIMON: “Oy, does she need a hobby.”

TIMON: “When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. That’s our motto.”
PUMBAA: “I thought our motto was Hakuna Matata.”
TIMON: “Pumbaa, stop living in the past. We need a new motto. Yee-haa”
both charge toward the fight
OUTSIDER LIONESS: roars
TIMON and PUMBAA: AHHHHHHH!!! change direction
TIMON: “Like I said, let’s get going!”

RAFIKI: “Kovu and Kiara…together? This is the plan?.. Are you crazy!? Oh, you’ve been up there too long, Mufasa, your head is in the clouds!”
wind blows harshly
RAFIKI: “Okay, okay!”

-The Lion King II

#15

Oh let’s see, I have several from the old Disney movies (mostly from Mulan and Hercules…)!

Here’s a few favs from the Lion King though:

Banzai- Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared! For what?
Scar- For the death of the king!
Banzai- Why, is he sick?
Scar- No fool, we’re gonna kill him, and Simba too.

Simba- Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar- I despise guessing games.

#16

I’m gonna keep coming back with more! I’m on a quest to watch as many as possible all over again (well, obviously not all at once, lol).

Here are some from Treasure Planet.

B.E.N.: I am not leaving without my buddy Jimmy!
Jim: angry face
B.E.N.: Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Jim!

B.E.N.: Oh, a mind is a terrible thing to lose!

Captain Amelia: You have wonderful eyes, Doctor…
Delbert: She’s losing her mind!!!

Delbert: All my life I’ve been dreaming of an adventure like this and now here it is saying, “Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert!” dances

Delbert: There are worse remedies than a few character-building months in space.
Jim’s mother (Sarah): Are you saying this beacuse it’s the right thing or because you really want to go?
Delbert: I really really really want to go. And it’s the right thing.

Delbert: I have a question for you. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?
Pirate alien: I pummel you good!
Delbert: Yes, I’m sure you will, but before you do, I have one question. pulls out gun from behind back Is this yours?

Silver: I’ve got some new friends I want you to meet!
Jim: smiles and looks around
Silver: I want you to meet Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket. tosses mop and bucket
Jim (dissappointedly): Yippee.

Jim: Well, today was a fun day, wasn’t it? Meeting new friends…like that spider psycho.
Morph: morphs Spider psycho! Spider psycho!
Jim: Haha. A little uglier.
Morph: changes face to insanely “psycho” Mwahahahaha!!!
Jim: Close enough.
Morph: shrugs

Jim: Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: In the flesh!
lighting increases, showing it’s a skeleton
B.E.N.: …except for skin, organs, or anything that resembles flesh…that’s not there…

B.E.N. (he’s floating because he unplugged the artificial gravity by accident): Back in ya go, ya naughty plug!!

#17

Interesting thread you’ve got going there, BDD! I watched Treasure Planet for the first time a fortnight ago… I though it was pretty awesome and severely underrated! Here’s a couple of my favourite ones (the first few are Doctor Doppler’s unintentional mispronunciation of the English language, I love those play on words!):

Sarah Hawkins: Oh, they’re so adorable at that age!
Doctor Doppler: Oh, yes. Deplorable. Uh - adorable.

Doctor Doppler: I don’t know how you manage it, Sarah. Trying to run a business while raising a felon - felon? - fellow - fellow like Jim.

Doctor Doppler: Well, Jim, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one and other. You know what they say. "Familiarity breeds…” um… well, “contempt”. But, in our case…

Doctor Doppler: Captain, that was, that was the most…
Captain Amelia: Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, doctor, your astronomical advise was most helpful.
Doctor Doppler: Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically… astronomically.
(This made me laugh out loud, for obvious reasons):wink:

Doctor Doppler: [he and Captain Amelia are tied up] I feel like such an useless weakling.
[Notices his hands have come loose]
Doctor Doppler: … with abnormally thin wrists.

Captain Amelia, on the other hand, is a master of bombastic verbal insults:

Captain Amelia: You’ve met my first officer, Mr. Arrow? Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.
Mr. Arrow: Please, Captain…
Captain Amelia: Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don’t mean a word of it.
(Her response was so out of left-field, I chuckled) :slight_smile:

Captain Amelia: [to a protesting Doppler] Let me make this as… monosyllabic as possible. I… don’t much care for this crew you hired. They’re…
[to Arrow]
Captain Amelia: how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow: ‘A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,’ ma’am.
Captain Amelia: [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.

Captain Amelia: Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.

I liked the epic quote from John Silver when he was consoling James:

John Silver: Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of! Well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.

He also did a pretty good speech in the touching ending, but I’ve forgotten how it went. :question:

And this last one, just for kicks.

James Hawkins: [trying to catch Morph] That’s it, you little squid.

Morph: [imitates James Hawkins while disappearing through floor grates] You little squid. You little squid.
[pops out Whack-A-Mole style as many miniature James Hawkins] Squid. Squid. Squid. Squid.
(The way Morph taunts James Hawkins in this manner got the biggest laugh out of me for some reason) :laughing:

#18

I LOVE those characters! The last one got me cracking up.

Treasure Planet:

B.E.N.: Jimmy, I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to see my life pass before my eyes…at least, I think it’s my life…WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?

Delbert aka Dr. Doppler:It’s the suit, isn’t it? I knew I shouldn’t have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. This one said it would fit, this one said it was my color, I just get so flustered…

B.E.N.: tries to retrieve memory Wait. I r-r-remember. Treasure! Buried in the centroid- centroid- centroid of the mechanism. And there was this big door opening and closing and opening and closing! chest opens and closes while eyes show image of a triangular door And Flint wanted to make sure that no one could get his treasure so I helped him…Ahhhhh- DATA INCESSIBLE! goes crazy REBOOT! REBOOT! REBOOT!
Jim: slaps him
B.E.N.: And you are?
Jim:: Wait, what about the treasure?
B.E.N.: I wanna say ‘Larry’.

Mulan:

Mushu: Let’s go kick some Hunny buns!

Mushu: I’m travel size for your convenience. If I were my real size, your cow here would die of fright.

Mulan:No one would listen to me.
Mushu: Huh? Did you say something?
Mulan: Mushu!

Mulan: whispers Okay, any questions?
Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?
someone, probably Mulan, slaps Yao

Mulan: Uh, my ancestors sent a lizard to help me?
Mushu: Dragon! DRAGON! Not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing. does said tongue thing

Lilo and Stitch:

Lilo:Dad said Ohana means family.
Nani (holding Stitch, was about to throw him out): stops
Lilo: Ohana means family. Family means…
Both: Nobody gets left behind.
Lilo: Or?
Nani: Or forgotten. I hate when you use that against me.

Nani: Lilo, this is…Mr. Bubbles.
Bubbles: holds out hand to Lilo Nice to meet you.
Lilo: Your knuckles say ‘cobra’. Cobra Bubbles. You don’t look like a social worker.
Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?

Moses): Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It’s sandwich day. sigh/deep breath Every Thursday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwish.
Moses: Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: But today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him instead of tuna sandwich. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?
Moses: Fish?
Lilo: IT’S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we had is- IS- STINKIN’ TUNA!
Moses: Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.

Bubbles: Let’s talk about you. Are you happy?
Lilo: open-mouth big smile: I’m adjusted. reads Nani’s hand signals from behind I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street and take long naps and get…disciplined? had misread Nani’s hand signal
Bubbles: Disciplined?
Lilo: continues to misinterpret Nani’s signals: Yeah, she disciplines me real good- sometimes five times a day [spoil][because Nani had put up her palm to say, ‘stop’][/spoil] with bricks! [spoil][because Nani facepalmed][/spoil]Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Nani: covers Lilo’s mouth Okay! That’s enough sugar for you.

Nani: WHY didn’t you wait at the school? You were supposed to wait THERE! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? Answer me!!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don’t understand?
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, what?!!
Lilo: NO-OOOO!!! collapses on face

Lilo:I hit Mertle Edmunds today.
Nani: You hit her?
Lilo: Before I bit her.

Nani: I’ll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you anymore, except on special occasions.
Lilo: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

Brother Bear:

Koda: hunter has left Well, lucky for him he left. When I get in a fight, I’m a raging ball of wild fur.

Bird #1: Are we there yet?
Bird #2: Don’t make me turn this formation around!

The Little Mermaid:

Scuttle: *tries to sing a Romeo and Juliet theme (way off key squawking)
Eric: Someone should find that creature and put it out of its misery.
Scuttle: winks at Ariel while still squawking
Ariel: forced smile facepalm

Enchanted:

Giselle: Why are you staring at me?
Robert: I dont’ know, it’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card.
Giselle: Is that a bad thing?

Home on the Range:

Chinese Farmer: (translation): Wow, free cows! What a country!
later
Grace: sings on and on off-key
Chinese Farmer (plugging his ears): (translation): No wonder they were free.

#19

The Little Mermaid one made me think of a few I liked from that one:

Sebastian:

“You wont tell him, I wont tell him, I will stay in one piece”
“YES! ahem yes, your Majesty”
“She’s got legs you idiot! She traded her voice to the Sea Witch and got legs, geez mon!”
“My nerves are shot!”
“You know what her fadda’d say?? He’d say he was gonna kill himself a crab, that’s what her fadda’d say!”

#20

lennonluvr9: Sebastian was another one of the funniest Disney characters. My favorite was when he said “YES!” I couldn’t stop laughing at his high-pitched exclamation.

Pooh’s Grand Adventure

Pooh: Oh, I wasn’t frightened at all…except for the part where I was, of course.

Wait that reminds me of Chip from Beauty & the Beast!

COGSWORTH: There may be something there that wasn’t there before
(It was Cogsworth, wasn’t it?)
CHIP: What?
MRS. POTTS: There may be something there that wasn’t there before…
CHIP: What’s there, mama?
MRS POTTS: I’ll tell you when you’re older.

Reference or coincidence? Hmmm…

Enchanted:

PRINCE EDWARD: on top of city bus You met your match, foul bellowing beast! Hahahaha!!! [victoriously] stabs bus
[inside bus] sword has pierced an old lady’s bag of birdseeds (Gotcha, Mary Poppins reference!)
bus stops
PRINCE EDWARD: draw sword out
BUS DRIVER: Everybody stay on the bus.
PRINCE EDWARD: peeks in doorway Giselle?
PIP: peeks through window upside down (squeaks) Giselle?
PRINCE EDWARD: The steel beast is dead, peasants, I set you all free.

LOL!

Return to Neverland:

LOST BOY: I know! Let’s play a game!
boys start saying random game names
CUBBY: Let’s play the “let’s not hit Cubby on the head” game.
gets hit on the head anyway.

Sleeping Beauty
FAUNA: reading cookbook Three tsp. Tsp?
MERRYWEATHER: Teaspoons!
FAUNA: Oh, right! Teaspoons!

MERRYWEATHER: looks at dress It looks awful!
FLORA: That’s because it’s on you, dear.

Cinderella
Cinderella is just looking out the window, gazing towards the castle
lighting increases as door opens
CINDERELLA: looks behind
MICE: SURPRISE! show dress
GUS: Happy birthday!
JAQUES: [at Gus] No, no, no, no

when mice are about to take chicken food for themselves
other mice get away just fine
GUS: takes one
chicken takes it
GUS: No, cluck-cluck!

Bambi:
Thumper and his family are eating plants
BAMBI: joins in
THUMPER: No, just eat the blossoms. That’s the good stuff.
MOTHER: Thumper!
THUMPER: Yes, Mama?
MOTHER: What did your father tell you?
THUMPER: 'bout what?
MOTHER: About eating the blossoms and leaving the greens.
THUMPER: Oh, that one. Ahem. Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. …but it sure is awful stuff to eat. [to Bambi] I added the last part myself.

I watched Atlantis: The Lost Empire, and it has a lot of good quotes in it. But I’m gonna wait until I see it again so I can remember them all at once.