“To infinity, and beyond!”
Need i say more?
Some more! 
Hercules
Narrator: Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. Among these heroes was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is-
Muse #1 (from left to right): Will you listen to him? takes unhappy mask from Muse next to her He’s making this story sound like some Greek tragedy.
Muse #5: Yeah, lighten up, dude.
Muse #3: We’ll take over from here, darling.
Narrator [in the same, slow voice]: You go girl…
Hercules: I’m the most famous hero in all of Greece! I’m an action figure! holds up toy version of himself that pumps his muscles when you squeeze it
Hercules: They even applauded, kind of.
noise increases
Phil: Hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain’t applause.
Hydra comes out
Hercules: Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that thing?
Phil: Two words! Am-scray!
The Lion King:
Scar: Oh, lighten up, Zazu, and sing something with a little more bounce.
Zazu: It’s a small world after all…
Scar: NO! ANYTHING but that!!!
Timon: He looks blue.
Pumbaa: I’d say brownish gold.
Timon: I mean he’s depressed.
Pumbaa: Like my buddy Timon says, you gotta put your behind in your past.
Timon: It’s you gotta put your past behind ya.
Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, when I’m king, what’ll that make you?
Scar: A monkey’s uncle.
Simba: Haha! You’re so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
The Lion King 1 1/2:
Pumbaa: You know what they say. When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
Timon: That’s it. No more fortune cookies for you!
Timon: Uncle Max! Run for your life!
scene suddenly changes into a commercial for jewelry, with real people
Timon: Hey! What’s going on here? Pumbaa, you’re sitting on the remote!
Pumbaa: Huh? Oh. Sorry, I thought it was a brownie.
Meet the Robinsons:
Bowler Hat Guy: I know! I’ll turn him into a duck! It’s so evil…oh, wait, I don’t know how to do that. Besides, why would I need a duck?
Home on the Range:
Buck: I got Slim! I got Slim! Rico’s gonna be so proud of me! high pitched squeal Eeeeeeeeee! Thank you…
Sheriff: [facing Rico] This horse has got to be fast…
Buck: zooms so fast he’s in the same place
Sheriff: …And it’s got to be able to go through days without food or water.
Buck: does push ups/picks up the dog while doing push ups
Sheriff: And it’s got to be able to manage on any terrian…
Buck: trots on the rooftop Look at meee! Look at meee!
Dumbo:
Crow #1: Do you suppose they’re dead?
Crow #2: No, dead people don’t snore. Or do they?
Brother Bear:
Koda: sees his own reflection on a chunk of ice as if it’s a funny mirror
Skinny, fat. Skinny, fat…
Kenai: Koda. Koda, wake up.
Koda: …Two more months, Mom…
Koda: Yeah, the Salmon Run’s not far!
Kenai: smiles
Koda: We just have to go through here.
as Kenai approaches, the path is revealed to be full of volcanic activity
Kenai: *shocked face- looks at Koda
Koda: What?
Denahi: You should have gotten the totem of pinheads!
Kenai: laughs It’s not a spirit rock. It’ll be my totem.
Children: Ooooh.
Kenai: Yeah, I’ll probably get a sabertooth tiger for bravery or strength. You know, something that fits me.
Denahi: How about a mammoth, for your fat head?
Cool Thread
Aladdin
Jafar: I think it’s time to say good-bye to Prince Aboo-boo.
Genie: Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need!? Poof! What do you need!?
Mulan
Crik-ee reveals he isn’t lcuky
Mushu: What you’re not lucky?
looks at Mulan’s horse
Mushu: And what are you a sheep?
The Annoying Pompous guy, who’s name I can’t remember: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do no squeal like a girl.
Panda eats his slippers
Girlish squeal
Hercules
while be choked by Hades
Panic: Hercules is a very polpular name these days!
Pain: Yeah, remember a few years back when all the boys were named Jason, and the girls were all Britnnay!
Enchanted
Prince: Thank you for taking care of by bride, peasants!
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DocKenobi: I love those parts! Especially the Mulan ones. And I also liked how Prince Edward always used the term “peasants”. 
Aladdin is just loaded with great parts!
[the merchant at the beginning]: Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery…Of enchantment…[suddenly talks very quickly and excitedly] of the finest merchandise on this side of the Jordan river on sale today!! Come on down!
“Look at this! Yes! Combination hooka and coffeemaker! Also makes Julienne fries! It will not break”- bangs item on desk- “it broke.”
Guard #1: Ahh! He’s got a sword!
the rest of the guards become scared
Guard #2:: Idiot! We’ve ALL got swords!
Sultan: This is Jafar; he’s delighted, too.
Jafar’s face shows only narrowed eyes and a disturbed face
Aladdin: Trouble? Nah. You’re only in trouble if you get caught.
Guard: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I’m in trouble.
Aladdin: Abu! This is not the time to panic!
realizes they’re headed straight for a wall
Aladdin: Start panicking!
[I LOL’d so much at this part!]:
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.
Jasmine: bows to Abu Oh, wise Sultan. How may I serve you?
Abu: Well, stands tall Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
&
Aladdin: Come on, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Jasimine [to a random camel]: Oh, hello doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, not that one. Come on, Abu.
Abu: still pretending to be Sultan Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. coins he had stolen falls out of his shirt as he bends down
Oh, and this part with the other references was pretty humorous:
Genie: Ah, let’s see [dressed as fairy godmother, kinda] looks in a book Chicken a’la King? pulls out chicken with a crown No. Alaskan king crab! Sebastian from the Little Mermaid snaps his finger Ow! I hate it when they do that. Caesar salad- ahhh! hand with sword pops out
I’m not sure why, but I like this part:
Genie: To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
Aladdin I’ll do it. I’ll set you free.
Genie: Uh-huh. Yeah right. face turns to Pinnochio’s, and nose grows
Jafar:laughs like an idiot
Iago: Jafar, get a grip!
Jafar: chokes Iago
Iago: Good grip.
[during Prince Ali song sequence]
Guards: He’s got the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!
Genie:Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, GREAT!
Sultan: [to Jafar, half in trance] But you’re so old!
Genie: [pretends to be reporter as if in a commercial by a celebrity, if you know what I mean]: Aladdin, you just won the princess’s heart. What are you going to do next?
Genie: Hail the conquering hero! turns into a one-man band and plays “The Stars and the Stripes”
Jasmine: Why didn’t you tell me? Did you think I was stupid? Did you think I wouldn’t find out?
Aladdin: I was hoping you wouldn’t…that’s not what I meant!
Genie: comes out of lamp with a rubber duckie and a shower brush and cap Never fails. You get in a bath, and there’s a rub at the lamp.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire quotes coming in my next post here!
Mulan is the most quotable in my family… Mushu being the biggest culprit.
Mushu: And what are you, a sheep?
Mushu: My little baby, off to destroy people.
Mushu: My powers are beyond your mortal immagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.
[Mulan smacks him]
Mushu: Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
[to Cri-Kee]
Mushu: Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis…
[Mulan covers his mouth with her hand]
Mulan: Stop. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before.
Mushu: Then you’re gonna have to trust me. And don’t you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey. Let’s get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
[to the horse, Khan]
Mushu: Let’s move it, heifer.
Mushu: [disguised as a messenger riding the panda] Urgent news from the General.
[beat]
Mushu: What’s the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question is, who are you? We’re in a war, man! There’s no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it right off your head. But I’m feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.
Ahhhh, just posting these is pure bliss. “She gets it from my side of the family!”
GASP it’s been a while, hasn’t it?
carlfredricksen: Ah, yes, Mushu is one of the most hilarious characters in Disney history. I mean, who doesn’t like his lines?
Sorry I haven’t gotten back with my Atlantis:The Lost Empire quotes- I wrote them down in a notebook then lost the notebook!
MiloExcuse me? You dropped your…dy-dy-dynamite. What else have you, uh, got in there?
Vinny: Oh, uh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and…paper clips. Big ones. Just, you know, office supplies.
Sweet:I’ve got soap and I’m not afraid to use it.
Mole: hisses
Milo: The first slide is a depiction of a creature. A creature that was so frightening that sailors were said to be driven made by the mere sight of it.
slide is a picture of Milo with a floatie and water wings on his fishing trip
Milo: I’m sorry, that’s wrong…
Audrey: Geez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this.
Milo [panicking as they drive quickly underwater]: It’s only a grease trap, just like a sink! It’s only a grease trap, just like a sink!!
(everyone is seen working while all Milo is doing is honking the truck’s horn)
Commander: Are you sure you’re familiar with this class of vehicle?
Milo: Uh…
Commander: Can you drive a truck?
Milo: Pfft. Of course I can drive a truck. You got the steering wheel and the gas brake and the…metal looking…thingy…OK so it was a bumper car at coney island, but it’s the same basic concept.
Milo: It must have taken hundreds, no, thousands of years to carve this.
BANG
pillar falls
Vinny: Hey, look, I just made a bridge. And it only took me, what, ten seconds? Eleven, tops.
Milo: takes a drink out of a bottle
Vinny: You didn’t just drink that, did you?
Milo: nods
Vinny: That’s not good…that’s nitroglycerin!
Milo: gags
Vinny: Don’t move, don’t breathe…don’t do anything…except pray maybe…
Mole: sneaks up and yellsBOOM!
Milo: reacts in fright for 1 sec
Vinny & Mole: laugh out loud while Milo sighs
Vinny: As far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.
Milo:I wonder what Mole’s story is…
Sweet: Trust me on this one. You don’t wanna know. Audrey, don’t tell him. You told me, which you shouldn’t have, but you did, and now I’m telling you, you don’t wanna know.
Commander: All right, who’s not dead? Sound off.
HelgaSomeone needs to talk to that girl.
Mole: I will go!
Vinny: Someone with good people skills.
Mole: I will do it!
Sweet: Someone who won’t scare her away.
Mole: I volunteer!
Parkard: Someone who can speak the language.
Mole: For the good of the mission, I will go!
Commander (puts hand on Milo’s shoulder): Good man, Thatch. You’ll go.
Mole: cries hysterically
Milo: I have some questions for you and I’m not leaving until they are answered. Okay…
turns to see Kida’s not there
Kida: jumps up behind him and covers his mouth I have some questions for you and you are not leaving until they are answered.
Milo: Well I- uh, okay.
Milo: Wait a minute. Back up. You mean to tell me you remember because you were there? No, that’s impossible. That would make you, like, you know, 85…8,800 years old!
Kida:Yes.
Milo: Oh. Well, looking good.
Kida: Cookies are sweet, but yours is not. Sweet is kindly, but that is not his name. Audrey is kindly, but she is not Sweet, and the little digging animal called Mole…he is your pet?
Milo: Close enough.
As for this part, it’s not because it’s funny, but because it reminds me of either YouTube deleting videos or Disney forgetting what Disney is supposed to be all about. I feel like I can relate to it.
Kida: We are not thriving. We live, yes. But our culture is dying. We are like a stone the ocean beats against. Which each passing year, a little more of us is worn away.
Okay, back to just funny ones
Vinny We’ve done a lot of studd we ain’t proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking…but nobody got hurt. Okay, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew…
Milo: We can’t let him do this!
Vinny: Wait!
bridge blows up
Vinny: Okay, now you can go.
Audrey: Well I got news for you, Milo. Rourke is never surprised and he’s got a lot of guns.
Milo: Well, any other suggestions?
Vinny: Yeah. Don’t get shot!
Milo [to himself]: All right, Milo, this is it. Any last words? Yeah, I really wish I had a better plan than this!
Milo: Nah, I don’t think the world needs another hero. Besdies, I hear there’s an opening down here for an expert in gibberish.
And of course I’ve got more than one movie’s quotes jotted down.
The Lion King:
Rafikikeeps singing repeatedly: Asante sana squash banana…
Simba: Would you cut it out?
Rafiki: Can’t cut it out, it grow right back!
Simba: Creepy little monkey. Would you stop following me? Who are you?
Rafiki: The question is, who are you?
Simba: I thought I knew…now I’m not so sure.
Rafiki: Well I know who you are. Shh…come here, it’s a secret. Asante sana SQUASH BANANA! continues blabbering random song
Simba: Enough already! What is that supposed to mean, anyway?
Rafiki: It means that you are a babbon, and I am not.
Simba: I think you’re a little confused.
Rafiki:I’m not the one who’s confused. You dont’ even know who you are.
Simba Oh, and I suppose you know?
Rafiki: Sure do. You are Mufasa’s boy.
Simba: gasp
Rafiki: Bye.
The Lion King II
Timon: It’s gonna be just like old times. You, me, and the little guy.
Rafiki: laughs It is a girl.
Timon: Girl.
Timon and Pumbaa: GIRL??! Oy. faint
Timon: Gee, Simba, the good news is we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. That’s not a problem is it?
Hercules:
Hades: Hmmm…the son of my rival trapped forever in a river of death…
Hercules: Going once.
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice!
Hades: Okay, Meg goes. You stay.
Hercules: dives in
Hades: Oh, you know what? Just slipped my mind. You’ll be dead before you even get to her. That’s not a problem is it?!
Brother Bear:
Kenai: I’m not a bear. I hate bears.
Rutt: Well, gee, eh? You’re one big beaver.
Tuke: No kidding eh?
Kenai: Enough with the stories! I don’t care about the time you and Binky found the biggest pinecone ever!
Koda: First of all, his name’s BUCKY, not BINKY! And it wasn’t a pine cone; it was a pine nut, and it was huge, it was even bigger than your fat head.
Lady and the Tramp:
Jim Dear: Have you noticed, Darling? Ever since we got Lady, we see less and less of those disturbing headlines. reaches through a hole in the newspaper
Pochahantas:
Pochahantas: Meeko, come back here!
John: Don’t worry, he can’t hurt it.
Meeko: bangs compass against rock
John: Hey!
Mulan:
Fa Zhou (praying): Please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.
Little Brother: charges in, encircles him, barking loudly and dragging chicken feed
chickens come in and peck noisily
somehow Fa Zhou manages not to even peek and ignores the chickens, continuing to pray
The Emperor’s New Groove:
Pacha: It’s got to be one of these. looks at vials Lions, tigers, bears…
Yzma: Oh my
Tarzan:
other gorilla mothers are speechless at baby Tarzan
“It’s so…”
“Well, it’s…”
Terk: That’s freaky looking, okay, that’s what it is.
Terk’s mother: Terkina!
Terk: Well it is!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
Esmerelda: Frollo’s wrong about both of us.
Gargoyle # 1: What did she say?
Gargoyle # 2: Frollo’s nose is long and he wears a truss.
Lilo and Stitch:
Nani: Ugh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she is just ugly.
Stitch: tears Lilo’s picture
Lilo: puts Hawaiian lei over him
Stitch: suddenly stops what he’s doing, falls to the floor, and purrs
Jumba: What???! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that???! JUST LIKE THAT!!!?
Stitch: nods Ih.
Jumba: Fine.
Pleakley: We’re doing what he says?
Jumba: He’s very persuasive.
Nani: Mrs. Hasagawa, I’m here to answer your want ad.
Mrs. H.: Sorry, I can’t talk right now, Nani. I’m waiting for someone to answer my want ad.
Nani: That’s what I’m here for.
Mrs. H. : Hey, that’s my want ad.
Nani (exasperatedly): I know!
Old Dude from Emperor’s New Groove:
“That’s not the first time I’ve been thrown out a window, and it certainly won’t be the last.”
After that, I was just like “what the @$#!#%@!! ?”
yamfox: Yeah, that guy kinda reminds me of George from The Aristocats.
Mary Poppins:
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and, snap- the job’s a game.”
-Mary Poppins
“Never judge things by their appearance, even carpet bags. I’m sure I never do.”
-Mary Poppins
“For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…”
-Mary Poppins
“We are soldiers in petticoats…”
-Mrs. Banks
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidoscious!”
Dumbo:
“The very things that hold you down are gonna carry you up- and up and up!”
-Timothy
Cinderella:
“Even miracles take a little time.”
-Fairy Godmother
Aristocats
“Even though at first it seems as though it doesn’t show, like a tree, ability will bloom and grow…” (Who else is reminded of A Bug’s Life when they sing this?)
-Marie & Duchess
Peter Pan
Peter Pan: Don’t you know you could’ve killed her???!
TinkerBell: grins and nods
“Are you hurted, Wendy?” (he just sounds so adorable when he says that!)
-Michael
Just think of a wonderful thought, any happy little thought…you can fly, you can fly, you can fly! (It was in a song in the background)
Return to Neverland
“Don’t you see, Hook? You’ll never win. Not as long as there’s faith, trust, and pixie dust!”
-Jane
Jane: She did that on purpose.
Peter Pan: Aw, she’s just jealous. All girls get that way around me.
Jane: rolls eyes Oh, really. How very nice for you-!
The Little Mermaid
“I’m surrounded by amateurs!..If you want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself.”
-Sebastian
Ariel: All right, I’m going inside. You can just stay here and watch for sharks. slips in through porthole
Flounder: OK. Yeah, you go in and I’ll just watch for- WHAT? SHARKS?!! Ariel! gets stuck in porthole
Flounder [nervously]: This is…great. I really love this…excitement…adventure…the danger lurking around every corn-AHHH!! crash
(in case you don’t remember it’s when he saw a human skull in the sunken ship)
Ariel: Flounder, will you relax? Nothing is going to happen…
Flounder: SHARK! SHARK! We’re gonna die!
Scuttle [holds telescope reverse way]: Whoa! Mermaid of the port bow! Ariel! How ya doin’ kid?!
takes telescope down and sees Ariel’s face right in front of him
Whoa, what a swim.
Come on, guys, share more please! We’ve got to keep these remembered! Funny, relatable, witty, or inspirational- the classics must be explored!
You know, this may sound weird coming from a guy, but I think Arial has the best quotes in her song, Part of Your World.
A song’s lyrics’ like quotes, right? 
And you know, this might sound weird coming from a gal, but I think the lyrics of I’m Still Here (Jim’s theme) from Treasure Planet are so easy to relate to. 
Ah, don’t worry about it, Dragon of Omnipotency. I think anyone can relate to any lyrics of any song that they like (does that make sense?) 
As for song lyrics being like quotes, sure they can! You mind quoting the highlights of the song you like best, maybe? (I’ve quoted part of Scales and Arpeggios from The Aristocats and some songs of Mary Poppins.
Well, overall, it’s how Arial has all these treasures and goodies, yet she doesn’t seems to be happy and yearn to have something much better and of a bigger scale.
[i]What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet’cha on land they understand
That they don’t reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin’
Ready to stand[/i]
The whole song, in entirety, is quite beautiful and I’m disappointed that Disney hasn’t been able to include such music recently. I mean, the whole song has just such deep messages and aspects of feminism. Quite enjoyable, even by a guy, really.
I wouldn’t say I have my own little ‘treasures,’ but my parents and friends would probably tell me how lucky I am, yet not being able to understand my issues, angst, insecurities, etc. Thus, I’m kinda left in this sort of bubble of desire, wanting to get something more out of my life, my friends, etc.
It’s quite cool, actually, that even though, at first look, I might have little similarities with the aspects of that song, we are still able to connect together emotionally.
I just rewatched Lilo and Stitch and here are some of my favorite quotes
Jumbaa: I made him indestructible!
Grandcouncil woman: exactly why you are the one to go get him
Hula instructor: Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather ( I love how she says it like it’s not weird at all!)
Lilo: This is Scrump! I made her, but her head is too big…She only has a few days to live! ( she says something in between but I can’t hear very well…)
Nani: Lilo! We don’t have time for this!
Lilo: Leave me alone to die…
Naniyelling at Lilo while her head is in the doggy door: When I get in there I’m going to put you in the blender and press puree! And then I will put you in a pie and bake you in the oven and give it to the social worker! And when he says yum this is good what is your secret I will say…(cobra bubbles who has been there the whole time taps Nani’s foot) …Love and nurturing
Nani: uh Hi you must be the…
Cobra: The stupid head
It’s “So I pretend I bug laid eggs in her ears.” Gross, but for some reason sounds so cute coming from Lilo.
Ahhh! I love Lilo and Stitch! It has a good balance of humor, sadness, and inspiration.
Dragon of Omnipotency: Oh, yes, Part of Your World is a beautiful song of wistfulness. I definitely agree with you there. 
FYI everyone, I take joy in reading every post made here.
I’ve watched a handful of Disney Classics lately…let’s see how much I can remember…
Lilo and Stitch:
Pleakley: Earth is a wildlife preserve. Yeah, we’re using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, must I remind you, is an endangered species!
Pleakley: Stop! That girl is a part of the mosquito food chain. Here, educate yourself.
Pleakley: Help! I don’t like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look a friendly dolphin- they once helped sailors in the war- it’s a shark! It 's a shark and it ain’t friendly!! Looks like a dolphin- tricky fish! Tricky fish! Oh, octopus come and help me- no an octopus is worse than a shark. I hate this planet!!!
Oliver and Company:
Tito: He’s lying he’s lying he’s lying-!!!
Rita: kicks Tito Shut up Tito.
Oliver (even though he’s not named during this part) : Hey, that’s not fair!
Dodger: Fair is for tourists, kid.
Tito: Check it out man! attempts to drive Vrrroooooom! Vrooooooom!
Tito: I’ve gotten barbecued too many times!
Tito: admires Jenny’s mansion Hey, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
Georgette: Oh, I knew this day would come! panicks
Dodger: It’s not you we’re after.
Georgette: It’s not?..Well WHY NOT?!
Georgette: You know, you’re not so bad for a little bug-eyed creep.
Jenny: Georgette, help me find Oliver!
Georgette: yawns, turns off TV, casually walks around peeks in fishbowl and other random places Oliver definitely wouldn’t be in [sarcastically] Oh, where did he go?
Fagin: I want you guys to remember one thing: DEAD MEN DO NOT BUY DOG FOOD!!
Sykes: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Fagin.
Fagin: Three sunrises…three sunsets…three days…three, three, three…that’s…nine?
(OK the following quote’s not a funny one but it does make me think a little)
Jenny: Who would steal a poor little kitty cat?
Fagin [struck with guilt]: [I know he said something before, but I forgot] He must have been a poor, desperate man…
Jenny: It’s still wrong!
Jenny: Oh, Georgette, you miss him too. hugs
(Georgette is actually snickering, but Jenny thinks she’s crying]
Jenny: Don’t worry. We’ll search for him.
Georgette: deep gasp out of laughter
101 Dalmations:
Anita [is soaking wet]: Oh, my new spring outfit! takes out hanky, which is also soaking wet
Roger: I say, here, take mine. takes out hanky that is also soaking wet
(suddenly they begin to laugh together)
Roger: Cruella de Vil…that’s it! sings to tune of his new song Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil, if she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will! To see her is to take a sudden chill. Cruella…Cruella…She’s like a spider waiting for the kill…
Anita: She’ll hear you!
Roger: …look out for Cruella de Vil. goes up to the attic and plays his new song on the piano loudly while stomping his foot on the ground, then switching to different instruments and playing them loudly on purpose
Jasper: to shaggy dog Outta my way, ya barkin’ haystack!
Patch (family of dogs is watching TV): That dirty old dauchsund. The yellow-livered old skunk. Grrr…I’d like to tear his gizzard out.
Perdita: Why, Patch, where did you hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother. looks at Pongo.
- Pongo smiles widely*
Penny: Watch out Thunder…
Patch: Don’t worry, Penny. He’ll get that yellow-livered-
Perdita gives Patch a look
Patch: Well, he’ll get him all right.
The Sword in the Stone:
Merlin: Now don’t you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems. Because it won’t!
Wart: But I don’t have any problems.
Merlin: Oh, everyone has problems. The world is full of problems. closes door on his long beard Oh, dash it all! There, now see what I did?! pulls beard out and it gets wrapped around his face GAH! tries to untangle beard forms a fuzzball around head
(I LOL’d so much at that part!)
Archimedes: observes failing airplane model Oh, man will fly for sure- like a rock! laughs hysterically nonstop
Madam Mim: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to destroy you.
Merlin: [to Mim] You should be about as good- I mean, as bad- as ever in a few weeks. I suggest you get a good rest and lots and lots of sunshine.
Madam Mim: I HATE sunshine! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!continues repetitive shrieking/whining
Wart: You did really good out there, Merlin. But you could’ve died.
Merlin: All worth it if you learned something from it.
Wart: thinks a moment Knowledge and wisdom is the real power.
Merlin: An education, lad.
Wart: What good will that do?
Merlin: Well, get it first. Then, who knows? Are you willing to try?
Wart: Well, what’ve I got to lose?
Merlin: That’s the spirit! We’ll show them, won’t we?
Wart: We sure will.
Merlin (they’re squirrels now) : Wart! No, lad, no! What’d I tell you? Always look before you leap.
Wart: Well, I made it didn’t I?
Merlin: Yes, yes, you made it, but you can’t always trust luck. First you start with the short jumps. Gauge the distance carefully, and…leaps, barely makes it as he hangs on tip of branch See? Even then you could miss. Don’t take gravity too lightly or it’ll catch up with you.
Merlin (singing song as fish) : The water world has its forests and jungles and so it has its tigers and wolves. In the human world, it’s also true, the strong will try to conquer you, and that is what you must expect, unless you use your intellect.
[i]Pocahontas[/i]:
Pocahontas (singing Just Around the Riverbend): Should I choose the smoothest course? Steady as the beating drum? Should I marry Kokuum? Is all my dreaming at an end? Or do you still wait for me, dream giver? Just around the river bend…
Pocahontas: He wants me to be steady, like the river.
otters pop out playfully
Pocahontas: laughs But it’s not steady at all!
Wiggins: appears as if an arrow’s through his head [weakly] I…I…takes off arrow and reveals its a headband I made it myself.
Grandmother Willow: Look, I want to show you something. gently touches water with branch
Pochontas: The ripples…
John Smith: What about them?
Grandmother Willow: So small at first…then see how they grow. But someone has to start them.
Totally forgot about this thread! D:
the Lion King:
Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Simba: I’m gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I’m gonna rule it all.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I’m King, what’ll that make you?
Scar: A monkey’s uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You’re so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
Timon: We’re going to fight your uncle for this?
Simba: Yes, this is my home
Timon: talk about a fixer-upper!
Timon: [to Nala, after she accidentally surprises him] Don’t ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh!
Sarabi: Your son’s awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise, he’s your son.
Nala: I wonder if its brains are still in there? (in elephant graveyard)
Hercules
Hades: Is this a party or a mosaic?
Aladdin
Merchant from the intro: Oh, look at this! I’ve never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous dead-sea tupperware.
Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Now that’s a big surprise! That’s an incredb…I think I’m gonna have a heart-attack and die from that surprise!
The little Mermaid:
Sebastian (from “Under the sea”): We got no troubles, life is de bubbles under the sea!
Lilo and Stitch
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra: We’re getting off the subject. (the very tone of his voice saying that line just cracks me up)
Lilo (playing with voodoo dolls): My friends need to be punished.
…and now for the crown jewel of Disney quotes - the one quote I’d never, ever thought possible in a Disney film…
Lilo (on the phone with Cobra during alien attack): Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw.
Man, I need to watch this again. I don’t remember this many funny quotes
Although, my favorite:
[plotting ways to kill Kuzco]
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…
[laughs]
…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
[knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.
thewisecookiesheet: How on earth could I have missed my favourite piece of dialogue from The Emperor’s new Groove…
Another one I totally forgot (from The Lion King):
Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity hopped all the way to the birdie boiler.
Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler!
To quote the hyenas from The Lion King 11/2: “It just never gets old, does it?”
“Oh, the classics never do honey.”
I remember once I dubbed that part and I enjoyed saying that line!
Love that part!
Sometime I should try saying that on the phone right before hanging up…xD
The movie may not be released, but being hyped for The Princess and the Frog, lemme quote parts in the trailers!
Tiana: There is no way I am eating a bug and kissing a frog on the same day.
Naveen: I am Prince Naveen.
[Tiana smashes him with a book]
Naveen: I was cursed by a dastardly witch doctor. One moment I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting a rug, and the next thing I know- I am tripping over these holds up webbed feet
The Sword in the Stone:
Merlin: Dark age, indeed! No plumbing! No electricity! nearly falls in well Age of inconvienience! beard gets tangled with chains Oh confound it! tries to pull it apart by yanking and with foot Everything complicated!
Merlin: Of course! King Arthur of the Round Table!
Arthur: Round table?
Merlin: Oh. Would you rather have a square one?
Merlin: Why, they’d be writing books about you for years to come. They might even make a motion picture about you.
Arthur: confused Motion picture???
Merlin: Oh. It’s, well it’s like television without commercial breaks.
Merlin: That love business is a powerful thing.
Arthur: More powerful than gravity?
Merlin: Well, yes, I suppose. I’d say it’s probably the most powerful force on earth.
A Goofy Movie:
Goofy: randomly dramatically yawns How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Max: Uh…3 1/2?
Goofy: falls asleep right away again
Goofy [playing 20 questions]: Man or woman?
Max: Oh man…
Goofy: Man, huh? Uh- Walt Disney!
A Goofy Movie:
[in car, trapped since they saw Bigfoot]
Max: Is he gone yet?
Bigfoot holds up sock puppets to their windshield and mutters gibberish as he acts out one sock puppet gobbling/fighting the other
Goofy: Nope, still here.
[still in car]
Bigfoot got headphones stuck on him and is dancing disco to Staying Alive in the background
The Rescuers:
Medusa: Snoops, you don’t have a way with children. You must gain their confidence, make them like you…
Snoops: Yeah? How do you do that?
Medusa: You FORCE them to like you!!! Idiot!
(and the following quotes are more on the sad & hopeful side)
Rufus: You see that bluebird? Well, faith is a bluebird you see from afar. It’s for real, as sure as the first evening star. You can’t touch it or buy it or wrap it up tight but it’s there just the same, making things turn out right.
Penny: Can’t touch it or buy it or wrap it up tight but it’s there just the same making things turn out right.
Penny: [saying her prayers with her teddy bear]: Please bless Rufus and Teddy and all the kids at the orphanage: Jennifer, Bobby, Mary, Julie…and please let someone find my bottle. There’s a message in it. Because running away isn’t working. Amen. Don’t worry, Teddy…we’ll be…alright…sobs
(oh, man, that part isjust so sweet 
. And considering she’s like, what, 4-5 years old or something and after being kidnapped and forced through all these terrors she’s calmer than any older kid put through the same thing? It’s even sweeter. [NOTE: WE GOTTA HAVE HAPPY TEARS SMILEYS!]
Penny: That’s what Rufus said. Faith makes everything turn out right.
I’ll add more later but I’m outta time right now.
Think it’s about time this thread got a bump…
Toy Story
It has been mentioned many times but it never gets old…
Woody: That wasn’t flying, that was… that was… falling with style!
[i]The Emperor’s New Groove[/i]
[They’re both tied to a tree branch, about to go over a waterfall.]
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don’t tell me… we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
Kronk: Listen, you guys… you’re sort of confusing me… so, uh, begone… or, uh, y’know, however I get rid of you guys.
Shoulder Devil and Angel: That’ll work.
[They both disappear]
One of my favorites of the entire movie:
Yzma: Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.
Kronk’s Shoulder Angel: Whoa now!
Yzma: A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!
Kronk’s Shoulder Devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And do you want to know something else? I’ve never liked your spinach puffs!
[Kronk, Shoulder Angel, and Shoulder Devil all simultaneously gasp]
Yzma: Never!
[Kronk begins to cry]
Kronk’s Shoulder Devil: That’s it.
[cocks pitchfork like a gun] She’s goin’ down.
Kronk’s Shoulder Angel: Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
[they look up at the chandelier which is illuminated with heavenly light while angelic music plays]
Kronk’s Shoulder Angel, Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk: That’ll work.
[Kronk cuts the rope to the chandelier, but it falls around Yzma, instead of on her]
Kronk: Strange. That usually works.
Yzma: And so does this!
[pulls lever for trap door]
Kronk: Ah. Should’ve seen that coming. Whoa!
And this one almost always gets a laugh from me:
Kuzco: I can’t believe this is happening!
Yzma: Then I bet you weren’t expecting this!
[Yzma pulls up her dress. Kuzco and Pacha scream]
Yzma: [revealing a knife strapped to her thigh] Aha!
[Kuzco and Pacha sigh with relief]
Kuzco: Oh, okay.
Yzma: He’s still alive?
Kronk: Well, he’s not as dead as we would have hoped.
So many awesome quotes from that movie!