PetitChef: Yeah, I was wondering whether or not Pixar films officially count as Disney Classics. Except for not being musicals, they do have Classic material. I’m not sure though.
But those are great quotes!!
I just always laugh during the Zurg vs. Buzz scene in Toy Story 2. You just can’t miss the Star Wars parody there.
“Just keep swimming” and “I don’t wanna survive, I wanna LIVE” are two of my favorite quotes from Pixar ever.
woody: haha I just saw that movie today! Lilo has such random ideas- how did she conclude Stitch was a collie of all breeds? She probably thought he must’ve gotten run over pretty bad.
Nani: Did you catch fire again?
David: Nah, just the stage.
Cobra Bubbles: Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.
I also enjoyed the sequel. In my opinion, a good sequel is one that didn’t forget anything from the first movie, keeps the characters in character, doesn’t look rushed, and most of all, makes you laugh and cry as much as the first.
(Ok and I guess it’s not fair of me to have earlier used Disney sequel quotes and yet still ponder about whether Pixar quotes should be mentioned.)
Anyway, here are some from Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch.
Lilo: [chicken walks by] That’s it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!
Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he’s not.
Pleakley: Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where ya goin’? Include me! Include me!
Jumba: Something wrong with 626.
Pleakley: What?
Jumba: Don’t know.
Pleakley: Don’t know or won’t te- [branch hits him in the eye] AHH! My good eye.
Pleakley: [holding up a dumpling Nani designed to look like alien eyeballs] What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba: You’re making her mad- just eat it! forces it into Pleakley’s mouth
Pleakley: chokes for a while swallows grins It’s good!
[within flashback]
Jumba: I’ve got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
[Stitch pops one eye open]
Jumba: Ah! No peaking! He cheats already. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Stitch: Aw, jiggiebig!
Nani: I’m sure my sister is very sorry and didn’t mean it.
Lilo: Very sorry.
Nani: See?
Lilo: But I did mean it.
Nani: Lilo!
Lilo: Next time, Myrtle’s goin’ down! She’s goin’ way down!
Nani: No more pro-wrestling for you!
Stitch: [Lilo’s finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You’re touching me!
Lilo: I’m not touching you.
Stitch: AAGH! YOU’RE TOUCHING ME!
Lilo: Not touching.
Stitch: [insisting] Touching me!
Lilo: It’s free air.
[Stitch growls and gives Lilo a slobbery lick]
Lilo: Ew!
Nani: [to Jumba as he’s sneaking off] No more crop circles!
Jumba: Aw, all the other aliens get to make them!
Stitch: Uh-oh. Badness coming on!
Lilo: [sitting on bench with Stitch] I can’t believe it. My butt, is in the shadow, of the butt, of Elvis Presley.
Pleakley: Sorry, can’t help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me.
Nani: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?
Pleakley: Yeah, it takes it outta ya.
Stitch: Stitch not…bad…Stitch…FLUFFY!
Lilo: What if Mertle’s right? Maybe I am just stinky. Like cheese.
Stitch: [pushes Lilo’s shoulder gently] You’re notta cheese.
Lilo: Hula ideas TAKE ONE!
Mummies!
[she is wrapped up, her arms tied. Stitch is wrapped, but his arms are not tied to his body, just tied around like tight sleeves]
Stitch: Ohhhhh…
[Lilo loses balance and falls]
Lilo: [with doctor mask] Amputation! takes head off doll
[Stitch strums guitar twice]
Lilo: [jumps up in a costume, showing fangs] Vampire bats!
[Stitch does a scream]
Lilo: [pops out of trash can ready to hula] Recycling!
Lilo: [with homemade telephone of cans, whispering into can] Gossip…
[Stitch pretends to gasp dramatically on the other end]
Lilo; [jumps out of her bunk with a parachute] SKYYYDIIIIVE!
[thud]
Lilo: Ouch. I wonder if Elvis had these problems.
Nani: [as Stitch and Lilo are fighting] That’s it! Go to your room and make up LIKE LOVING FRIENDS!!
Lilo: TO THE HOVERCRAFT!
[later] Hmph. Thanks to a certain sister of mine, we’ll have to walk.
Lilo: That’s a great story. Friendship, jealousy, death by molten lava!! Do you know what this means?!
Lilo & Stitch: THANK YOU ELVIS!
[Lilo and Stitch are lying on the bed, their heads downward]
Lilo: We are trying to increase the blood flow to our brains to make us think faster because we’ve only got 1 day and 23 hours-
Stitch: And 60 minutes
Lilo: -and 60 minutes to left to come up with the winning idea so please leave us alone to think.
Stitch: Please
Nani: Oh, you’ll figure it out. And if you ask me, it’s a perfect time to take a break.
Lilo & Stitch: [look at each other] Pass.
Nani: I said, if you ask me…
Lilo: We kind of didn’t ask you.
Nani: [angry] That’s it, you two.
[Lilo & Stitch scream and struggle to stay on the bed as Nani pulls the covers]
Nani: I have been cooking for HOURS so we could have family fun night like Mom used to. You’re part of this family, too. So whether you like it or not, you’re gonna come downstairs and have some FAMILY FUN! FUN FUN FUN!
Jumba: [after seeing monstrous bug in movie finish the bones of a fat guy, dropping it near the fat pants] [sobs] So beautiful…
Lilo [after Stitch misses his cue and doesn’t show up onstage]: I said- the handsome mortal Loheau…[impatient and annoyed] oh handsome mortal!
Mertle: Stink-o-rama.
Lilo: Stitch, get out here!
Lilo [to Nani]: My hula career is falling to pieces, and all you care about is stinkin’ WORK?
Pleakley: grabs toaster Gotcha.
[Nani enters with groceries]
Pleakley: [tossing toaster in air out of clumsiness] OH NO IT’S YOU!! I mean hi, Nani, having a good day?
Nani: Pleakley, what is going on?
Pleakley: Well I was about to…
Jumba: [comes in] Pleakley! We have to hurry to- Nani!
Pleakley: TO MAKE TOAST!
Jumba: Toast?
Pleakley: Makin’ toast. We’re makin’ toast…
Jumba: Yeah, toast! Who doesn’t enjoy a nice crispy piece of toast?
Pleakley: Answer- nobody!
Jumba: And there’s so-ho many different kinds!
Pleakley: You can put the marmalade on the toast like this! You don’t know what you’re missin’ Nani! Wanna try some?
Nani: That’s okay. I gotta go. And boys?
Jumba & Pleakley: Hm?
Nani: Don’t play with the toaster.
Lilo: It is my professional opinion that you’re afraid of turning bad again. I think we need to test your goodness level. For example. Someone bad would let this Elvis Hawaii lamp- 1971- throws it hard SMASH TO PIECES AGAINST THAT WALL!
[Stitch gasps and saves it from smashing]
Lilo: Or…let my favorite book- Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong- drop out of this window to be lost FOREVER! throws it out the window
[Stitch rushes down window to retrieve book]
[Stitch comes up panting, then gasps again in horror]
Lilo: [standing up on her bunk, about to fall backwars on purpose] Or let a family member fall to her PAINFUL CRUSHING DEAAATH!
[Stitch rushes to catch Lilo]
Lilo: See? Look at all the good things you did.
[Stitch is panting hard like he’s never done in his life]
Lilo: You’re my ohana Stitch. And I will always love you.