Memorable Classic Disney Quotes!

Thanks for bumping up this thread, Remy14. Haha, I just watched The Emperor’s New Groove lately and I agree, it’s sooo funny especially easily-distracted Kronk.

Yzma: gets shoes stuck in thick mud Oh, great. These are my best shoes. throws loose end of scarf around her neck as it encircles her neck around and around I hate this jungle. scarf is finishes circling with a slap on her face.
wasps come out of nowhere and chase Yzma
Yzma: AHHHHHH! runs for her life in background
Kronk: distracted Oh, look! observes random bird nearby and says its name (but I forgot what he said). Just one more for exotic bird bingo! I am lovin’ this!

Yzma: That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel!!

Favorite quotes? Well, one of my favorite quotes comes from one of Disney’s first films Bambi…

Mother: Thumper, what did your father tell you?
Thumper: If you can’t say something nice…don’t say nothing at all.

I can’t help but love that quote, it’s a very good lesson to keep in mind for day to day live in my opinion.

“You are a TOY!!!”
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”

“Wer’e superheroes. What could happen?”

Lion King
Scar- “I killed Mufasa”

Hercules
Zeus- "You ought to slow down. You’ll work yourself to death… HA! WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH!

The Emperors New Groove
Kuzco- “You threw off my groove”

Finding Nemo
Gurgle- “Don’t you people realize that we are swimming in our own (Everyone) shhh”

Mulan
Mushu “Hey! Dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing”

LOL, that’s the best line in the whole movie!

“And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!” - Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

And… I’m drawing a blank. I’ll add more once I remember.

Basil: Ah, yes, that quote was epic and the way Frollo said it was so intense and dark. What followed that quote was exactly what happened.

The following has some spoilers for The Princess & the Frog…
Come on, you tell me this isn’t a Classic!

[spoil]Lawrence: I’ve been looking for you everywhere!
Naveen: Ah, what a coincidence. I’ve been avoiding you everywhere!

Louis: You know what this needs? A SHARP STICK! Be right back!

Charlotte: I would do it! I would kiss a frog! I would kiss a hundred frogs if I could marry a prince and be a princess. kisses cat MWWWWAAAAH!
[Cat reacts crazily and ends up on the ceiling, upside down, claws extended, eyes freaked out wide, fur spiked up, in frog mask].
[Little Charlotte and Tiana roll over laughing]

Mr. LeBouff: All right, princess, you’re getting this dress, but that’s it! No more Mr. Pushover. Now who wants a puppy?
pulls puppy out of nowhere
Charlotte: I do I do!!

Charlotte: Oh it just isn’t fair. My prince is never gonna come. Oh, I NEVER GET ANYTHING I WISH FOR! sobs hysterically as she goes up the stairs
Tiana: Lottie, wait! Just calm down. Take a deep breath…
Charlotte: gasps from sobbing into hands, her eyes now like a zombie’s because of the ruined makeup I know! I just have to wish HARDER! Please please please please please please PLEEZ!! Please please please please please…
Tiana: Lottie, you can’t just wish on a star and expect-
[Arrival of Prince Naveen is announced]
Charlotte (uses backup makeup quickly to look as before, and adds a beauty mark for the heck of it, spreads glitter around her, flutters her eyes, and goes down the stairs quickly, then gawks in awe at the prince excitedly)

Ray: Just follow the bouncing butts!

Naveen: Wait wait wait! [gets thrown stuffed animals at] You have a very strong arm, Princess…Hey! Put the monkey down! [monkey gets thrown at him next] squeak.

Naveen: Dance with me, fat man!

Naveen: All right, but first, we dance! Haha for someone who cannot see his feet, you’re very light on them! Haha now you’re really gettin’ into the music! do you get my joke? Because your head. It’s- it’s in the tuba.

Lawrence [frightened and nervous in front of Facilier]: Ahh! Oh- you’re so quiet…

Ray: Don’t make me light my butt!

Naveen: Oh yeah, well the egg is on your face because I am not rich.
Tiana: You’re not?
Naveen: My parents disowned me. I am COMPLETELY BROKE! HAHAHAHA! (balloon pops) AHHHHH!

Mama Odie: Do ya understand what you need now, child?
Tiana: I need to dig a little deeper, and work even harder to get my restaurant!
(crowd groans at their failure of sending the message)

Ray: starts singing and clapping It don’t matter what you look like- and (stops awkwardly) ain’t nobody…gonna sing with Ray…okay…

Louis: I found the STIIICK! :smiley:

Charlotte: Oh tell her, oh tell her, Big Daddy! [sits impatiently excited]
Mr. LeBouff: Oh, uh, Prince Naveen-
Charlotte: Prince Naveen of Maldonia is comin’ to N’Orleans! [shrieks in the most fangirly excited way- and she cannot sit still at all) Oh isn’t he just the bee’s knees? OOH! Tell her what you did, Big Daddy! (grabs her dad and shakes him) TE-ELL HE-E-ER!!!
Mr. LeBouff: Well, I invited him to-
Charlotte: Big Daddy invited him to the masquerade ball tonight!! OOH!!! Tell her what else ya did, Daddy.
Mr. LeBouff: is about to tell, then pauses, looking over at his daughter
Charlotte (with a huge grin, finally sitting still, at least for this second): Go on.
Mr. LeBouff: And he’s stayin-
Charlotte: AND HE’S STAYIN-
Mr. LeBouff: stuffs Charlotte’s mouth with a beignet And he’s staying at our house as my personal guest. Whew. looks over at Charlotte, annoyed
Charlotte: looking at Tiana the entire time, nods excitedly with her mouth full[/spoil]

[size=92]A few from Pixar.

A Bug’s Life

Flik: Name ONE thing I’ve done right.
Dim: Us.

Toy Story 2

Buzz: Come on men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me tied to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky, Mr. Potato Head: No.
Buzz: And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: You had to bring THAT up.

Zurg: Prepare to meet your doom, Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz with belt: Never! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz, I AM your father.
Buzz with belt: NOOOOO!

Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

Buzz: Woody, stop this nonsense and let’s go!
Woody: Nah Buzz. I can’t go. I can’t abandon these guys. They need me to get into that museum. Without me they’ll go back to storage, maybe forever.
Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy that taught me that life’s only worth living when you’re being loved by a kid, and I came all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well you wasted your time.

Buzz: Let’s go guys.
Slinky: But, what about Woody?
Buzz: He’s not coming.
Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

Buzz: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. It’ll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I’m proud of you cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I’ll have an ol’ Buzz Lightyear to keep me company for infinity and beyond.

Finding Nemo

Dory: Just keep swimming, jump keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming.

Cars

The King: You DO know you just gave up the Piston cup?
Lightning: Eh, this old guy once told me, “It’s just an empty cup”.

Wall.E

Auto: It is necessary for survival.
Captain: But I don’t want to survive! I want to LIVE!

Although Disney didn’t do anything for these movies aside from distribute them, half of it is still theirs

From Disney

Beauty and the Beast

Belle: Everything’s going to be alright. Just put it together and…and you’ll be fine.
Beast: At least…I got to see you…one last time.

Tarzan

Clayton: Where are the gorillas?
-Tarzan starts messing with his mustache-
Clayton: GO-RI-LLA!
Tarzan: GO-RI-LLA!
Jane: Shouting won’t help, Mr. Clayton. He doesn’t understand English.
Clayton: I’ll make him understand. draws something on the blackboard Gorilla.
Tarzan: Gorilla. Gorilla. Gooorillaaa.
-starts fighting over chalk-

Lilo and Stitch

Grand Councillwoman: YOU! You’re the cause of all this! If it wasn’t for experiment 626 none of this wou-
Stitch: Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Huh? What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch then. If it wasn’t for Stitch…
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go to ship?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Can Stitch say good bye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you.
Grand Councilwoman: Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.

I just can’t get enough of that scene.[/size]

I don’t know if this has been mentioned but, I just love it to bits

Lilo: David! This is my new dog!
David: That’s a dog?
Lilo: He was a collie before he got run over…

PetitChef: Yeah, I was wondering whether or not Pixar films officially count as Disney Classics. Except for not being musicals, they do have Classic material. I’m not sure though. :confused:
But those are great quotes!!
I just always laugh during the Zurg vs. Buzz scene in Toy Story 2. You just can’t miss the Star Wars parody there.

“Just keep swimming” and “I don’t wanna survive, I wanna LIVE” are two of my favorite quotes from Pixar ever.

woody: haha I just saw that movie today! Lilo has such random ideas- how did she conclude Stitch was a collie of all breeds? 8D She probably thought he must’ve gotten run over pretty bad.

Nani: Did you catch fire again?
David: Nah, just the stage.

Cobra Bubbles: Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.

I also enjoyed the sequel. In my opinion, a good sequel is one that didn’t forget anything from the first movie, keeps the characters in character, doesn’t look rushed, and most of all, makes you laugh and cry as much as the first.

(Ok and I guess it’s not fair of me to have earlier used Disney sequel quotes and yet still ponder about whether Pixar quotes should be mentioned.)

Anyway, here are some from Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch.

Lilo: [chicken walks by] That’s it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!
Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he’s not.

Pleakley: Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where ya goin’? Include me! Include me!
Jumba: Something wrong with 626.
Pleakley: What?
Jumba: Don’t know.
Pleakley: Don’t know or won’t te- [branch hits him in the eye] AHH! My good eye.

Pleakley: [holding up a dumpling Nani designed to look like alien eyeballs] What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba: You’re making her mad- just eat it! forces it into Pleakley’s mouth
Pleakley: chokes for a while swallows grins It’s good!

[within flashback]
Jumba: I’ve got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
[Stitch pops one eye open]
Jumba: Ah! No peaking! He cheats already. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Stitch: Aw, jiggiebig!

Nani: I’m sure my sister is very sorry and didn’t mean it.
Lilo: Very sorry.
Nani: See?
Lilo: But I did mean it.
Nani: Lilo!
Lilo: Next time, Myrtle’s goin’ down! She’s goin’ way down!
Nani: No more pro-wrestling for you!

Stitch: [Lilo’s finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You’re touching me!
Lilo: I’m not touching you.
Stitch: AAGH! YOU’RE TOUCHING ME!
Lilo: Not touching.
Stitch: [insisting] Touching me!
Lilo: It’s free air.
[Stitch growls and gives Lilo a slobbery lick]
Lilo: Ew!

Nani: [to Jumba as he’s sneaking off] No more crop circles!
Jumba: Aw, all the other aliens get to make them!

Stitch: Uh-oh. Badness coming on!

Lilo: [sitting on bench with Stitch] I can’t believe it. My butt, is in the shadow, of the butt, of Elvis Presley.

Pleakley: Sorry, can’t help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me.
Nani: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?
Pleakley: Yeah, it takes it outta ya.

Stitch: Stitch not…bad…Stitch…FLUFFY!

Lilo: What if Mertle’s right? Maybe I am just stinky. Like cheese.
Stitch: [pushes Lilo’s shoulder gently] You’re notta cheese.

Lilo: Hula ideas TAKE ONE!
Mummies!
[she is wrapped up, her arms tied. Stitch is wrapped, but his arms are not tied to his body, just tied around like tight sleeves]
Stitch: Ohhhhh
[Lilo loses balance and falls]
Lilo: [with doctor mask] Amputation! takes head off doll
[Stitch strums guitar twice]
Lilo: [jumps up in a costume, showing fangs] Vampire bats!
[Stitch does a scream]
Lilo: [pops out of trash can ready to hula] Recycling!
Lilo: [with homemade telephone of cans, whispering into can] Gossip…
[Stitch pretends to gasp dramatically on the other end]
Lilo; [jumps out of her bunk with a parachute] SKYYYDIIIIVE!
[thud]
Lilo: Ouch. I wonder if Elvis had these problems.

Nani: [as Stitch and Lilo are fighting] That’s it! Go to your room and make up LIKE LOVING FRIENDS!!

Lilo: TO THE HOVERCRAFT!
[later] Hmph. Thanks to a certain sister of mine, we’ll have to walk.

Lilo: That’s a great story. Friendship, jealousy, death by molten lava!! Do you know what this means?!
Lilo & Stitch: THANK YOU ELVIS!

[Lilo and Stitch are lying on the bed, their heads downward]
Lilo: We are trying to increase the blood flow to our brains to make us think faster because we’ve only got 1 day and 23 hours-
Stitch: And 60 minutes
Lilo: -and 60 minutes to left to come up with the winning idea so please leave us alone to think.
Stitch: Please
Nani: Oh, you’ll figure it out. And if you ask me, it’s a perfect time to take a break.
Lilo & Stitch: [look at each other] Pass.
Nani: I said, if you ask me…
Lilo: We kind of didn’t ask you.
Nani: [angry] That’s it, you two.
[Lilo & Stitch scream and struggle to stay on the bed as Nani pulls the covers]
Nani: I have been cooking for HOURS so we could have family fun night like Mom used to. You’re part of this family, too. So whether you like it or not, you’re gonna come downstairs and have some FAMILY FUN! FUN FUN FUN!

Jumba: [after seeing monstrous bug in movie finish the bones of a fat guy, dropping it near the fat pants] [sobs] So beautiful…

Lilo [after Stitch misses his cue and doesn’t show up onstage]: I said- the handsome mortal Loheau…[impatient and annoyed] oh handsome mortal!
Mertle: Stink-o-rama.
Lilo: Stitch, get out here!

Lilo [to Nani]: My hula career is falling to pieces, and all you care about is stinkin’ WORK?

Pleakley: grabs toaster Gotcha.
[Nani enters with groceries]
Pleakley: [tossing toaster in air out of clumsiness] OH NO IT’S YOU!! I mean hi, Nani, having a good day?

Nani: Pleakley, what is going on?
Pleakley: Well I was about to…
Jumba: [comes in] Pleakley! We have to hurry to- Nani!
Pleakley: TO MAKE TOAST!
Jumba: Toast?
Pleakley: Makin’ toast. We’re makin’ toast…
Jumba: Yeah, toast! Who doesn’t enjoy a nice crispy piece of toast?
Pleakley: Answer- nobody!
Jumba: And there’s so-ho many different kinds!
Pleakley: You can put the marmalade on the toast like this! You don’t know what you’re missin’ Nani! Wanna try some?
Nani: That’s okay. I gotta go. And boys?
Jumba & Pleakley: Hm?
Nani: Don’t play with the toaster.

Lilo: It is my professional opinion that you’re afraid of turning bad again. I think we need to test your goodness level. For example. Someone bad would let this Elvis Hawaii lamp- 1971- throws it hard SMASH TO PIECES AGAINST THAT WALL!
[Stitch gasps and saves it from smashing]
Lilo: Or…let my favorite book- Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong- drop out of this window to be lost FOREVER! throws it out the window
[Stitch rushes down window to retrieve book]
[Stitch comes up panting, then gasps again in horror]
Lilo: [standing up on her bunk, about to fall backwars on purpose] Or let a family member fall to her PAINFUL CRUSHING DEAAATH!
[Stitch rushes to catch Lilo]
Lilo: See? Look at all the good things you did.
[Stitch is panting hard like he’s never done in his life]

Lilo: You’re my ohana Stitch. And I will always love you.

“Now you shall deal with me o prince, and all the powers of hell!!!” :smiling_imp:
:-D) <3

besides for that quote just look at my signature. :wink:

MBproductions13: One of the creepiest Disney villain quotes ever, if not THE creepiest. :-D) Besides Frollo’s last lines.

And for the quote on your signature, haha, whenever I hear any character go “What could happen?” I go like, “Don’t say that! You’ll jinx things!” :laughing: Especially in The Incredibles.

Hercules

Meg: I’ve done my part. Get your little imps to-
Hades: They couldn’t handle him as a baby. I need someone who can…handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I’m sworn off manhandling.

And I like this whole conversation:

Meg: [comes across a gopher and a bunny] Oh, how cute. [switches tone to sarcasm] A couple of rodents lookin’ for a theme park.
Pain [as the bunny]: Who you callin’ a rodent, sister? I’m a BUNNY! emphasizes his fluffy cottonball tail
Panic [as the gopher]: A-and I’m his gopher!
[both turn to normal selves]
Pain & Panic: Ta-da!
Meg: Ugh, I thought I smelled rat.
[Hades’s hand, as smoke, comes onscreen toward Meg]
Hades: Meg…?
Meg: Speak of the devil.
Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna convince the River Guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am kinda river-guardian-less.
Meg: I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I just had to refuse.
Hades: Fine, so instead of subtracting two years from your sentence, hey, I’ll go ahead and add two on, huh? Give that your best shot.
Meg: Look, it wasn’t my fault; it was this Wonderboy, Hercules.
[Hades frowns and eyes go wide]
Panic: Hercules…why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I dunno. Maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What was that name, again?!
Meg: Hercules.
[Hades’s flame lights red for a moment out of anger, and glares furiously in Pain and Panic’s direction]
Meg: He comes on with this innocent farm boy routine, but I can see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Pain: Wait a minute, wasn’t Hercules the guy we were supposed to-
Pain & Panic: OH MY GODS!! Ahh! Run for it!
Hades: So you took care of him, did ya? Dead as a doorknob- weren’t those your EXACT words?!!
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! Hercules is a [Hades chokes him] VE-RY POP-U-LAR NAME NOW-A-DAYS!
Pain: Remember when every other boy was named [struggles to yank his neck out of Hades’s grip] JASON and the girls were all named BRITNEY?

Thanks for uploading those Lilo & Stitch quotes bright dot-dasher! One of my favorite movies is L& S, and it is full or great quotes! And I love the Lilo and Stich sequal, as well as the TV show!

Yay for Princess and the Frog quotes at the start of this page!
It is a classic in my mind. I memorized most the dialogue after only seeing it twice, so you could stay it sticks out in my mind as being memorable. :sunglasses:

A good one from Pinocchio-
“You’re dead, Pinocchio.”
“No I’m not!”
“Yes you are, lie down.”

YDDD thats like one of my favorite quotes in the movies i hardly see
Naveen: “They cut me off; for being a- LEECH!”

“I swear, I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in church!”
-Charlotte, PATF

^The way she stuffs them in her shirt looks so funny to me… :laughing:

And I love those quotes too, khstar.

YD me and my friend love that quote! YD my friend says “I’m sweating like a preagnat nun in confecion.” YDDDD ^^

Oh I’m real scared Kirby, watcha gonna do- suck me to death?, The Brave Little Toaster
Ah Disney, it might’ve taken a few years for me to understand it, but your adult jokes are so subtle yet so funny.

My all time favorite Disney Quote is this:

“The very things that held you down, are going to carry you up, and up, and up!”

-Timothy, Dumbo