Aw, thankies. 
Mater: Yer welcome!
I wasn’t talking to YOU. 
Mater: 
Well… drives off
Mater! Wait for me!!! I didn’t mean it! 
More randomness. LOL
Randomness is funny. LOL 
I noes. XD
Here is one,
Mater: Don’t need to know where I’m goin. . .
(jumps, turns around, and lands on Lightning)
Lightning: OWWWWW!
Mater: Gog darnit.
That one was funny.
Still trying to think of another one…
I’ll have a go.
King’s Crew Chief: McQueens Blown a Tire! McQueens Blown a Tire! GO GO GO GO GO
King revs his engine, and stalls!
King: (Embarrased) Man, thats the last time I try Diesel!
More to come…sorry got to go to work!
Dan.
Thanks A113.
Dan, that was good. It think it would be funnier if Chick broke down as well.
Few more:
McQueen: Good team…yeah!
Music for McQueen Dinoco dream plays, but Chicks video plays instead!
McQueen: WHAT??? HEY! Thats not my video!
Chick in editing Room: Hehe, it is now! Chick Magnet Baby!
Sorry King Fans (Had to make this scene comedic)
Chick: I am not coming in behind you again, Old man!
Chick rams King’s side sending King flying off the track and tumbling to a stop.
Director: CUT! Sorry we need to do that one more time!
King: (Battered and Bruised) You’re Joking?
Scene where Chick, McQueen and King find out who is the winner.
McQueen: A rookie has won the Piston Cup.
McQueen speeds forward and tears through the Stage, but misses the stage floor and lands on the tops of the Cars in the audience.
McQueen: Uhh, sorry
OK, these arn’t very funny at all, I think I need to go to bed and rest my Brain, lol.
Dan.
Hmmm, this popped into my head.
McQueen rushes past Sheriff.
Sheriff: Not in my Town you don’t.
Sheriff switches on Lights and his Siren, but accidently drives into the Camera.
Sheriff: Sorry, sorry did I ruin the tape?
Take 2:
Sheriff: Not in my Town you don’t.
Sheriff switches on his Lights and Siren, but his Engine won’t start!
Take 3:
All goes to plan! Cut to Lightning hung up the Power Wires in Radiator Springs.
Sheriff charges towards Lightning at a great rate of speed, Lightnings eyes go wide.
Sheriff: Help! I got no brakes!
Sheriff smacks Lightning, sending him spinning in circles and flies off into the distance.
XD Omg these are sooo funny! Here’s one:
Mater: Here’s what you do, just sneak up on one, then honk. They do the rest. Watch this.
Mater drives up to a tractor, and honks. The tractor just continues to sit there, not moving.
Lightning: Uh… is it broken?
Mater: I dunno… touches tractor, failing to notice that it’s a cardboard cut-out. It falls over, revealing Roz from Monsters Inc.
Roz: Guess who.
Mater: AHHH!!! It’s the screaming banshee! <img src=“{SMILIES_PATH}/youwhaaa.gif” alt=“o_0;;” title="You
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Lightning: 
LOL!
ha,ha!!! 
(Frank and Lightning are running and Frank grinds McQueen. Mater fails to notice.)
Mater: He’s gunna getchye! Woo-ho- Lightning? You OK, buddy? Lightning?
(Chick is spit out of the machine and goes ballistic.)
Mater: …
OMG TOW MATER!
THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!
… I gots nothing. 
HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD You are funny.
Thankies! 
(Lightning races up to Flo’s)
Lightning- Did you know that Doc is a FAMOUS RACECAR?
(Everyone laughs)
Flo- Doc? A famous racecar? I haven’t seen him go over 40 mph. I mean, have you ever SEEN him race?
Lightning- No… But I wish I could have. He has THREE piston cups!
(Mater spits out drink)
Mater- I didn’t order deisel!
Everyone- …?
Director- Mater! Stick to the script, or so help me…
These are getting too funny!
Lol
Thanks, Nikchik11!
(DRH scene…)
Snot Rod: You goin’ on vacation?
John: That wasn’t in the script… But I like it!
Snot Rod: Script? Who are you@?
L…O… friggin L!
Lightning- I use medicat- uh… Rust-eze, ointment… stuff. -_-;;
Director- Cut! Do it again.
Lightning- Hi! Lightning McQueen here, and I used ointment. Um… I don’t like this line! It’s too hard to remember, and I don’t even use this stuff!
Director- Lightning, if you don’t get it right, then we’ll just have to cancel the movie and everyone will be out of a job!
(Sally comes up in front of him.)
Sally- Oh heck no! Listen up you turd, you better get this right, or so help me…
Lightning- Fine! You are such a nag!
Sally- Turd…
(Toilet being flushed is heard, then Mater pops up.)
Mater- Speaking of a turd, I just left one in there for the Genusis book of records.
Everyone- O_o
XD LOL! I just got done watching Delta Farce, and Larry the Cable Guy did that! Lol, it was hilarious!
Oh boy. . . completely speechless on that one.
XD Sorry, I’m just obsessed with that movie right now, Hehe…