Ha ha ha, I kinda figured that much. 
You’re killing me with these. They are so funny! 
I can’t think of a good one.
LAWL…big time…especially the DRH one cuz that was such a stupid line…
Sally: I fell in love.
Lightning: Oh. . . corvette.
(Sally is silent for a sec)
Lightning: Was it another porshe? A Jaguar? COnvertable?
Sally: (giggling) Well, I had a crush on another Porshe when I was young.
Lighting: Was he cute?
Sally: Yeah, but not as cute as you. . .
John: CUT! This is supposed to be a family movie, not a boring romance.!
That was funny. RoFL
It isn’t the best, but thanks A113.
LOL, TSS! Omg… Ok, lemme think of a goodun…
The Star Swordsman - Haha! That was funny… 
– Mitch
Aww, my pleasure you guys! My pleasure.
Lightning goes for the third turn but lands in the cactus pit
Lightning- OW!
Directer- CUT! Do it again!
38 takes later
Directer- Cut! Lightning! Couldn’t you do it with a little more FEELING?
Lightning- Feeling?! Dude, I’ve got so many cactuses stuck to me, you have NO IDEA what I’m feeling!
The DRH pull up to Mack on the interstate
Wingo- Dude we got ourselves a NOGGER!
Boost- WINGO!
Wingo- Wut?
DJ- You messed up your line again, dude!
Director- CUT!
TAKE 2
Wingo- Dude, we got ourselves a NOCKER!
SnotRod- Wingo!
Boost- OMG Ladderbutt! Get it right!
Director- CUT! ONE more time, people…
Wingo- Sorry… Hehehe…
TAKE 3
Wingo- Dude, we got ourselves a NAPPER!
DJ- W…T…F?!
Boost- I think you’re just doing this on purpose.
Director- faints
Lightning and Sally are saying goodbye
Lightning- Aah… It was just a road.
Sally- No. It was much more than that.
Lightning looks up, and remains silent.
Mack- Hey Boss, Harv’s going crazy! He’s going to have me fired if I don’t get you in the trailer right NOW!
Lightning- …
Sally- whispering it’s your line.
Lightning- Sorry, I just can’t…
Sally- Are you crying for real?
Lightning- No, it’s just…these fake acting tears are burning my EYES!
Director- CUT! Somebody get him a paramedic.
Lightning- Heelp! I’M IN HILLBILLY laughs I’M IN… I’m cracks up
Director- What is wrong with you?
Lightning- Tar just got on my tire…and…it…TICKLES!
Director- Great, just what we need. A ticklish racecar. 
Holy cow! I am laughing my butt off right now! They are really really clever, and really hilarious. I really love the cactus one! That is really nice. Please come up with more.
Aw, thank you TSS! Ok, lemme think…
Lightning tries turning R to go L, but does it wrong and lands in the cactus
Lightning- Ow! Aw…
Large cactus falls
Lightning- OOOOOOW! OH MAN! HOLY @#$!%$@#%^@%$!#!!!
Director- O.o That is SEFINATELY not in the script.
Doc- What happened?
Lightning- The stupid cactus really fell on me this time!
XD Ok, I’ll do more in a lil bit. It’s too early in the morning to think. Lol
Too much!
Oh that is a funny one. I think I thought up of something like that a while back, but instead of not only the cactus falling on him, so many other stuff fas on him as well.
Rly? Was it on here?! runs off to find it
Lightning- Oh that makes perfect sense, turn right to go left! Thank you! Or should I say NO THANK YOU, cause maybe in Polly World, that really means thank you!
Doc- … busts out laughing
everyone back stage laughs
Lightning- What?
Director (laughing) - Cut… Let’s do this again people!
… That was random. XD (PS if no one know what Polly World is, its some toy thing my lil sister plays with. Yeah… Google it.)
RANDOM!
Random but hysterical!!!
Uh. . . I don’t get it. 
Aw well, it is still funny nonetheless.
VERY random. But, I couldn’t think of nothin else. XD
Oh my, there really are some funny made-up-bloopers in this thread!!
I am one of those people who laughs at pure randomness. I just think it can be super funny when mixed with Cars.