Here is another one.
DJ has the song “Ridin Dirty” playing in his system, when he starts singing “White and Nerdy”
Hahah. Nice one, The Star Swordsman. 
I bet that wouldn’t be too hard for a fan to make, actually… 
Very funny, especially since I picture DJ as being half African American…
They see me me rollin’ they hatin’… duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh… Ridin’ DIRTAY! XD
Iono all the words… ^_^;; OMG! Our history teacher played White and Nerdy (music video) for us in class one time last year! It was sooooo funny!
Hee hee, funny bloopers. Let me try:
Lightning: Speed… I am speed… I am Speedy Gonzales…"
Director: “It’s not Speedy Gonzales! It’s I am LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!”
Lightning: “I said that what I read in the script and I read Speedy Gonzales!”
Director: takes a look in the script “WTF?! Who changed the script?”
Chick Hicks (off-screen): whistles innocently
Lightning and Sally are driving. They drive over the mud.
Lightning: “Ew, I swallowed mud!”
Sheriff: “Now I’ve heard that some people are taking mud baths, but I’ve never heard that some people are actually eating that.”
Lightning: “Hey, I didn’t eat it, I accidently swallowed it!”
Director: “Cut!”
Lightning had a rea~lly bad day:
Lightning and Doc are racing and Lightning crahes against a cactus. Seconds later Mater tries to get him out. But he accidently puts his hook at a wrong part from Lightning’s ‘body’ and it hurts him.
Lightning: “Ow, that hurts. Be more careful, you @§$%&/%)$%!”
Mater: “Sorry.”
Doc: “That wasn’t even in the script, you both.”
Director: “Cut!”
The next time Mater managed to get Lightning out of the cactus, but then he lost the red racing car and Lightning rolls some meters through the cactus field.
Director: “Cut!” mumbles angrily some words
Now they’re filming the scene where Lightning shows Sally the neon lights. But right after they turned the lights on, they turned off with some huge explosions.
Everyone: O.O
Director: whines Why me? WHY me?"
Next time:
Everything is set, but the cars are missing.
Director: angrily “Where are those stupids cars?” hears music faintly playing and follows the sound
Director (after he entered the room where the music came from): “WTF?!”
He found the cars singing karaoke.
Mack finally found Lightning. He tells him about Harv and Lightning drives to Mack’s behind to see him. The door opens and it reveals Harv.
Director: “You AREN’T supposed to be there!”
Lightning: “And why isn’t he supposed to be here?”
Everyone else: “Yeah, why?”
Director: “Read the script!”
Sally: “The writers can chnge the script.”
Harv: “Yeah, I’m always off-screen. So why can’t I be on-screen?”
Director: grumbles
Guido gives Lightning new tires. Suddenly he belches loudly.
Lightning: “I think, I’m getting sick.” drives off
Director: “Guido, I told you, not to eat so may pizzas!”
Guido: “Sorry.”
In the distance, they could hear the toilet flushing.
Sally: “I fell in love.”
Lightning: “Oh… corvette.”
Sally: “No, this”
She wants to show him the landscape but instead there’s a big screen and it shows Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Lightning: very slowly “O~kay…”
Director: “Who put this screen there?”
Mater: “McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree and K-I-S-” falls from the helicopter “Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggg!!”
OMG!!! LO to tha friggin L!!!
Mater- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
XDDD
On this one:
“Next time:
Everything is set, but the cars are missing.
Director: angrily “Where are those stupids cars?” hears music faintly playing and follows the sound
Director (after he entered the room where the music came from): “WTF?!”
He found the cars singing karaoke.”
I was like, “O.O oh Lord! reads last line Oh… Karaoke! ^_^;;”
XD SICK MINDED ONE HERE! XD
Shouldn’t it be car-aoke??? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! shot
Cshssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… XD
Now THAT’S funny!
Ha ha ha, really creative WON!
Hee hee, thank you everyone. Maybe I come up with some more ideas when I watch Cars tonight.
Oh boy, I hope you do. I can’t wait to hear them.
KK, I’m REALLY bored, so ima try to come up with one…
McQueen- You know, I really missed you Sally…
Sally- Well, I do create feelings in other that they themselves don’t understand and blahblahblahblahblahblahblah…
both roll forward for the kiss
Mater- pops up in helicopter MCQUEEN AND SALLY PARKED BENEATHE A-------
Lightning and Sally kiss anyways
Mater- A tree, K-I-S-S-I…N…T…??? O_O;;
Lightning- to Sally You’re a really good kisser.
Sally- #^_^#
Mater- O_______O;;;
Director- Cut! STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR SO HELP ME…
… =| I’m b-o-r-e…uh…T! ^____^
^ Sweet, haha
After Lightning scared a tractor, it falls on him.
Lightning: “Ow.”
Next take: When Lightning and Mater go to the field where all the tractors are, one tractor had to do a little buisness and it landed directly on Mater.
Mater: -.-
Director: sighs
When Doc Hudson drives really fast, he accidently makes a wong turn and crashed against a cactus.
Lightning: laughing “Hey, I thought I’m the one, who’s supposed to crash against a cactus.”
Doc: “Shut up!”
When Snot Rod sneezes, he crahes against mack, who crashes against the cars behind him.
Director: “Why don’t we have one day of shooting WITHOUT any mistakes?” sighs
DJ tries to get Mack to fall asleep. But when he turns the music on, there comes the song Otherworld instead of that quiet music.
And a little blooper for Mater and the Ghost Light:
Mater gets scared when he sees that golden light. After a while, he sees what it is. But instead of the VW beetle, is it Dim from A Bug’s Life with Flik on his back.
Mater: “Hey, you aren’t supposed to be here.”
Dim: “Oops.”
Flik: “Sorry.”
Dim flies with Flik off
Mater: “How did the two made it with the light?”
Edited. Please to do not "over-smilificate the system.* – Mitch
Gotta add to this one…
Boost (smacks DJ): That’s not how it goes…it’s “Writin’ Pretty”
WON: Ha ha ha, that is really funny!
All I gotta say DrewsterHotRod is…
HAHAHA!!! W…T…F??? wheeze snort falls out of chair
Lizzie’s supposed to turn on the music but of course she forgot, what she was supposed to do. So Red turned on the music. But it played Real Emotion then, instead of that other song (btw, what’s the name of the song?). Red looks apologetic to the others and wanted to turn on the right music, but Sally stopped him.
Sally: “Wait, I love this song.” sings along
Lightning (after Sally stopped singing): “You have a beautiful voice.”
Sally: “Thank you.” -^.^-
Director: rolls eyes
Sh-Boom. And that was funny.
Ok with the smileys. 