^^; Sorries. Got a little…carried away…
And that was funny WON!
Doc does the right to go left thing in slow motion,but keeps going.
falls into catucus
Doc:Noooooooooo!(In slow motion voice)
Lightning:Ha!Ha!Ha…Hey whats wrong with my voice?
Director:CUT!shakes headMater how many times have I told you to stay away form the dang camera?!
Mater:Oh,I thought it was a Tv.sorray 
^ 
Here’s another blooper:
Harv: “You can bring some friends along.” (or something like that)
Lightning: “Friends? Are friends eatable?” chuckles
Everyone: O.O
Mater: driving away, screaming “He wants to eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Lightning: “Hey, I was just joking!”
Director: mumbles “I just can’t work with those cars…”
(It’s based on a joke my brother made some time ago)
You are the funniest person I’ve ever met. 
I love randomness. Unfortunately, I’m horrible at making up randomness, but these are hilarious!
Really? Lol, I usually kill all the jokes at school! And those last ones were FUNNY!!! xDDD
L&S and WON, really funny bloopers yyou guys!
The cars are just having the break and Lightning (somehow) reads a book. A few minutes later they began to film the court scene:
Sally enters the room: "Sorry, your honor, I’m late.
Lightning: “Merlin’s beard…”
Everyone: “Huh?”
Director: “Cut!”
Next take everything went well until Lightning was making his Ka-Chow thing:
Lightning: “Alohomora!”
Sally: “What’s wrong with you?”
Ramone: “You’re really weird. First that thing with Merlin and then that weird word.”
Lightning: “Have you never read of Harry Potter?”
Everyone: “No.”
Doc: “You read something?”
Lightning: “Yeah, why?”
Doc: “I didn’t know, you could read.”
Everyone: laughs
Lightning: sarcastic “Ha ha, very funny. slightly angry And for your information: I have read all seven books and I have seen the five movies. I even have them on DVD!”
Flo: “Only five movies. What about the sixth and seventh movie?”
Lightning: “They aren’t out yet.”
Flo: “Oh.”
Lightning: “Hey, everyone, how about watching the movies at my place on saturday?”
Everyone stayed silent.
Red: “Sure, why not? I wouldn’t mind.”
Mater: “Red, you can talk?”
Red: “Yes. I may have no lines in the movie but that doesn’t mean that I am a mute.”
Sheriff: “Well, I never thought about that.”
Red: sighs
Lightning: “So, Saturday at my place?”
Everyone: “Yeah… Why not? It could be fun… But with popcorn!”
Lightning: “Good. 8pm at my place. It’s going to be a long night.”
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Director: angry “Are you done yet?”
When Fillmore and Sarge turn on the music, they played the wrong music.
Sarge (from whom you hear Beethoven’s music): “Turn that respectless junk off!”
Fillmore: “Respect the classic, man, it’s Mozart.”
Sally: “Who gave them drugs?”
Ookkaaaaayy… 
OMG WON! LOOOOOOOL!
I especially LOL’d at Sally’s last line. xD
That last one is classic…pun intended… 
Oh WON, I really like the second blooper when they start talking about Harry Potter. And then Red comes in and everyting starts becoming really funny for me.
Haha, agreed
Lightning drove to Ramone to get a new design. It looks like everything went well. But when Lightning arrived with his new style, everyone started to laugh.
Lightning: “What’s wrong with you guys?”
Ramone: “Just look in the mirror.”
Lightning: looks in the mirror “HOLY §$&$!”
He looked like a clown and everyone laughed harder.
When they put on the stikcers on Lightning, they used the wrong ones. In the end, Lightning is full of flower stickers.
Lightning: whines “Why am I the one who ends up like this?”
Fillmore: “Hey, love and peace, man.”
WON…the flower stickers is a classic, man.
LOL That was funny WON, but I still can’t stop laughing at Drewster’s signature. xD
Thanks…but you can thank danwisbey cause he took the screencap… 
WOn, well, I really like the flower one. Haven’t heard that before. Really clever.
(courtroom entrance scene)
LIGHTNING: Officer, talk to me babe. How long’s this gonna take? I need to get to California, pronto.
SHERIFF: Where’s your lawyer?
LIGHTNING: scoffs I don’t know: Tahiti, maybe. He’s got a timeshare there.
MATER: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone stares at Mater.
MATER: Ha! He’s got a timeshare in Tahiti. That’s a good one.
Everyone keeps staring.
Ha ha ha, that was really funny A113.
thx, TSS