You are welcome dude! 
LOL
I nearly forgot about all of these!
Yess people, I’m back… (cause a113 made me… Lol)
These are all really funny!
NikChik! I haven’t seen you in like months! Welcome back!
Thanks! ^^ I rly missed you guys! Well… some of you guys.
Well, it is really nice to see you again. I hope you don’t plan on leaving again.
[size=167]NikChik11 is back! Celebrate with loads of balloons![/size]
Welcome back, Nikki! I missed you like crazy! Do a blooper, please! waits impatiently 
Balloons! grabs one I rly did miss you guys! hugs
And no, TSS I hope I don’t decide to leave again either! Lol
Okay… um… let me think…
Director: Okay guys, let’s take this from the—
- Suddenly Ned (from Horton Hears a Who) rushes through the set*
Ned: Sorry- sorry I’m late. pants Wait… Where the heck am I?
Sally: O_o Um… I think you have the wrong set…
Ned: O___O GAAH! WT…? CARS CAN’T TALK!
Lightning: Well at least we know what we are!
Mater: Yeah… wut are you?
Ned: I’m not a what… I’m a Who…
Director: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE MOVIE PLEASE?
… Okay… that really sucked… Lol
Srry. ^^; I’m going through a Horton Hears a Who obsession right now. xD
And…I can’t really think of anything decent enough to put on here… =P
No that was funny. That was cool that ya put a crossover in it.
Nikki: Seriously, that was so random, it was hilarious. 
One question: aren’t Whos, like, super-small? 
Now that this thread has been brought back up, I guess I can do one.
Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!
Buzz: You are a sad stragne little. . .
Car Woody: Hey hey hey what’s this? Get outta freaks! THis is our movie now!
Car Buzz: Yeah, go back to the toy box where you belong.
John: CUT CUT CUT!!! Can we please get this last scene finished? (sighs) Woody, Buzz.
Woody and Car Woody: Yes?
Buzz and Car Buzz: Yes?
John: NO the real Woody and Buzz. Both of you please get of, we’re filming now.
Woody: But I thought you said there was going to be a Toy Story Cameo.
haha, nice one.
David: Thank you. Why don’t you try coming up with one? I am sure you got some funny ones in your head.
Scene where Doc is telling Lightning about his wreck in 54.
Lightning: Seriously, you’re driving’s incredible!
Doc: Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning: I mean it! You still got it!
Doc: I’m asking you to leave!
Lightning: I’m a racecar, you’re a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same, Dad.
Doc: Umm…I know for sure that wasn’t supposed to be there.
Lightning: I’m so stupid! Why would you in anyway be a dad to me!?
Doc: Don’t I kinda help to raise you up in this movie!?
Lightning: What, do you actually want to be my dad?
Doc: Umm… 
Lightning: I think you should give yourself a check-up, Dad.
Doc: You just said it again!
Lightning: Dang it!
Just a little something that popped in my brain. May not be the funniest thing in the world, but it may get some laughs.
This just came to me while listening to my iPod. Okay.
Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.
Doc didn’t come through the door.
Lasseter: Doc! You’re supposed to come into the scene now!
In the distance, they could hear some singning.
Lightning: What the @$*&! That sounds like Doc!
At Doc’s place:
Doc is singing Fall Out Boy’s newest hit, I Don’t Care.
Lightning: Doc, first we find out you’re the Hudson Hornet, and now you’re also a singer!
Doc jumps and sees Lightning there.
Doc: You weren’t supposed to know that!
Lightning: Is that my iPod?
Lightning grabs the iPod Doc has to see it is blue, not red like his.
Lightning: Where’d you get Fall Out Boy’s newest song?
Doc: I bought the CD on Tuesday, the day it came out.
Lightning: You have the whole CD! I only have I Don’t Care, Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet, What a Catch Donnie, and America’s Suitehearts because they were all on iTunes. You GOTTA let me borrow the CD!
Doc: Weren’t you supposed to be filming a scene today?
Lightning: Yeah. But you didn’t show up!
Doc: I have the day off! They changed the schedule on what we were filming today. All of the scenes that are being filmed don’t star me.
Lightning: No one said anything about a schedule change!
None of them noticed that Chick was silently laughing about what he had done.
Hope it’s good. It came to me while I was listening to I Don’t Care on my iPod like 5 minutes ago. Inspiration comes to me everywhere.
Chick: I am NOT coming in behind you again, old man!
(He taps King’s tire; King goes flying out of the racetrack.)
Chick: Holy s***!!!
That was funny! I like crossover outtakes!
I wanna put a blooper up, but…wow, I’m really drawing a blank here…(sorry, I was quoting Horton Hears a Who xD, but really, I can’t come up with anything right now…
“Gentlemen! Start your engines!”
Doc goes to start his up, but instead, he lets out a large fart. “It wasn’t me!”
“Yes it was!” Sheriff replied.
Then, Lightning lets out an even bigger fart. “I think me and Doc are laying off the bean burritos from now on.”
Inspired by a YouTube video, Gassy Cars 2
In the courtroom…
Doc: – I’m gonna put him in jail until the jail rots, then I’m gonna move him to a new jail, and let THAT jail rot…
rises up on the stand thingy
Doc: – I’m gonna – GWAAAH!
Doc falls off the stand
JL: o_O i[/i]
Doc: (trying to act like that didn’t just happen) aAAarRrgGGhh!!! (shouting all deliriously) IM GONNA PUT HIM IN MY JAIL UNTIL HIS JAIL ROTS AND THEN I’M GONNA MOVE THE JAIL UNTIL HE ROTS AND–
Once again, another funny one Roflcoptinator
That’s one of the funnies ones on here!!! You gotta make another one of these! Better than my three!