More Bloopers!

Man, it’s been forever!! Okay, I wrote this with my friend smile-clarenet from FanFiction.net. So it’s actually decent for once! XD

Lightning drives away from Doc’s clinic, sees the can on the ground and kicks it in frustration. It bounces away and through the ajar door of what seems to be a garage. A crashing sound comes from inside and Lightning whinces hoping nothing’s broken. Lightning drives in to find a few spare parts all bent up and broken

Lightning: shaking They better be old parts, or I’m toast!

Doc hears the noise in the treatment room and goes to see what is going on. He sees the spare parts, and Lightning looking guilty

Lightning: I-I-I c-can explain!

Doc glares at him

Lightning: I-I’m outta here!

Doc: Good riddance! yells after Lightning’s rapidly retreating dust cloud

Doc looks at the parts Doc: I spent $1,000 on these parts! And look! Ugh!

Lightning creeps back and peers around the door: I can pay for it he says nervously

Doc gives him a death glare Doc: Get out of here! You did enough damage already!

Lightning flees a second time, before Doc has a chance to kill him

Doc: That kid’s gonna be the death of me. Now, what am I gonna do with these!

Cue Sheriff Sheriff: Woah, what happened here?

Doc: Lightning broke my parts for an operation!

Sheriff secretly feels relieved

Doc: I could use them to wack the boy with. That’ll teach him a lesson.

Sheriff decides its safer to back away slowly and let Doc cool down

Doc: And I will get more parts, so don’t think just because that punk ruined them, you’ll get away without having an operation.

Sheriff flees after Lightning: Wait up, hotrod!!

Doc: rolls eyes

THE END!

Okay, I think I’ve got one!

Cue scene where McQueen and Sally are standing on the cliff near Wheel Well.

Lightning: You know I really missed you Sally.

Sally: Well, you know I create feelings in others that they them don’t understand and blah blah blah blah blah…

Now Mater was supposed to appear in helicopter and interupt the two, but he doesn’t, instead Lightning and Sally get close to kissing, but never do.

Lightning: nervous uh… backs up, nervously heh. ^^;

Sally: What? Wha-what’s wrong?

Lightning: I-I umm… Nothing… just… clears throat ahem. Looks around then whispers Mater?

Sally: What?

LIghtning: Oh… er. Nothing. whispers again, this time a little louder Mater!

Mater’s no where to be found around the set, he’s on his daily oil break (kinda like a coffee break? :wink: ) from shooting the film

Tommy Joe: You guys get ALL the fame! You starred in a PIXAR movie for Chrysler’s sake! I’m just in a dumb old video game.

Mater: Well, you know Tommy it ain’t all that fabulous you’ know, I mean. I didn’t even get my own trailer! And…Pssh. I AM the star of the movie!

Tommy Joe: True dat buddy… true dat.

Mater: It’s like this: Everytime you metion the word “Cars” Guess who’s name you think of?

Tommy Joe: Er… Lightning.

Mater: death stare

Tommy joe: Oh… Sorry, wrong answer… Er… Mater?

Mater: Uh DUH!

Sorry, I made Mater kinda full of himself xD

That was dadgum hilarious, SpicySalsa! My sides hurt from laughing!! XD

Just came up with this one on the spot.

Mack: After all, gas can is my middle name.
Lightning: Really?
Mack: Yeah, I was born Mack Gas Can Smith in the middle of August 1963 and I was a feisty little…
John Lasseter: Stick to the script, Mack!

Is it okay if I post a Cars 2 blooper?

(From the scene where Finn introduces himself to Mater)
Mater: You know, I know some karatay… I don’t want to brag or nothin’, but I got me a black fan belt. Hey, you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn: We’re being followed.
Mater: This first one, I could reach into a car’s hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. Lunges at Finn, yanks open his hood, and pulls out his battery
Director: Oh good grief. Could someone get a doctor over here? Oh, and CUT!!!

This is a great thread. I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. :smiley:

Edited to add:
(From the scene in the first movie when the DRH are putting Mack to sleep)
Boost: Hey, yo DJ!
DJ: Yes?
Wingo: You mean, ‘what up’, right?
DJ: …But I don’t want my one real line in the movie to make me sound dumb!
Wingo: At least you got the sound system! I just got this dorky looking paint job and ladder thingummy.
DJ: THIS SOUND SYSTEM WEIGHS A TON! You don’t want something like this! …Wait a moment. Why did I get the most unpleasant role in the movie?
Snot Rod: Sneezes ‘Most unpleasant role’? At least you don’t have allergies…
Director: Cut! Your woes are very interesting, I’m sure, but we have a schedule to stay ahead of. Sheesh.

Oh my gosh, I love this thread! It’s so funny! 8D Awesome Cars 2 blooper, Roger! I love it! My turn! First one is from Cars.

The scene where Red washes the cacti off of Lightning…

Guido and Luigi leave.

Lightning: sighs
Director: CUE WATER!
no water comes
Lightning: OW-WOAH-OOOO-NO-PLEASE-AHHH!!!
Red: looks confused and eyes fill with tears, drives away crying, and knocks over the tires
Sally: Red!
Lightning: NOOOO-IT’S COLD-AHHH-CHRYSLER!!!
Director: Uhh, Lightning? You know what, let’s just go home.

From Cars 2.

The race in Italy scene where Carla and the other racers blows their engines.

Carla races by.

Director: CUE BLOWN ENGINE!
explosion off-screen
Director: sees Francesco and Lightning with blown engines crashed into each other, turns to technical crew GUYS! THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSE TO- UGH, WRONG CARS!!!
Technical crew shrugs
Director: …Ugh, amateurs. turns to Francesco and Lightning Okay, guys! Drive it off!

Thanks! I liked your Cars 2 blooper, too!

This might not be very funny, but here’s a try.

(From the iPhone apps scene in Siddeley)
Mater: I already told you. I’m just a tow truck!
Finn: And miss Shiftwell works for British intelligence.
Holley: Umm…
Finn: Did I mess up again?
(Mater and Holley start laughing)

Mater: I already told you. I’m just a tow truck!
Finn: And miss Shiftwell designs iPhone apps.
Holley: starts giggling
Finn: What?!
Holley: I really do design iPhone apps, you know.

Scene wher Lightning is first being introduced to Bessie:
Mater: (Grunts, trying to take the boot off, Takes it off)
Lightning: (Tries to drive off at top speed, instead three of his tyres pop)GUIDO!!!
Guido: What? i didn’t do that! (in Italian)
Lightning: Well? Who DID??
Mater: (Whispering) They just popped buddy.
Lightning: Oh…
Director: CUT!!!

Dunno if this is funny but…

Hahaha, LOL. :slight_smile:

Cars 2 scene where Mater flies past Francesco with his rockets and Lightning:

Francesco: Driving flat out
Director: OK CUE MATER!
Mater: Drives past Francesco
LARGE EXPLOSION
Francesco: OH DEAR GOD NO!
Smoke Clears
Francescos Face is singed
Francesco: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS MCQUEEN! …My face hurts…
Lightning: Hey! It wasn’t supposed to happen! Anyways, it was Mater not me!
Francesco: I DON’T CARE! JUST GET MY AGENT ON THE PHONE!
Director: I knew we shouldn’t have left Mater alone with the rockets when they were being built…

Why do i love the idea of an angry Francesco on the brink of suing?

It looked like Chick Hicks had done a few pranks in these… LOL 8D (More ideas, anyone? I’ve been browsing this thread for a while now and I have just decided it might be time to revive it.)