I’ve been to the theatres three times within the space of seven days, which must be some kind of new record for me!
Here’s what I watched:
Last Tuesday - District 9
Review here. (Scroll up)
Sunday - Up
Review here. (Scroll up)
Yesterday - The Taking of Pelham 123
A very entertaining and unintentionally hilarious heist flick. I told my friends who watched with me that I thought it would be “scary, but it actually turned out to be pretty funny.” Denzel and Travolta had okay chemistry as they are pitted against each other to determine the outcome of a carriage-full of hostage-passengers. John Turtorro (who some of you may remember as the disgraced Sector 8 agent from the Transformers movies) has little to do besides dispensing advice to Denzel on hostage negotiation and being called a “greaseball” by Travolta. James “Tony Soprano” Galdonfini looks confused for the most of the movie, and is mocked by Travolta in one particularly knee-slappingly funny scene.
Action scenes are marred by the usual stupid shakey-cam movements where you can’t see jack, while the ‘talkies’ are shot with what I call the “Michael Bay rotating-camera around the actors” movement. And instead of the darkly-wicked ending of the original (“Ah-Choo!”), we’re given another howler-of-a-faceoff ([spoil]Denzel keeps yelling for the donut-munchers to hurry up, before shooting Travolta.[/spoil] “You’re my godd*mn hero!” ).
I swear, there was one point when they had those countdown reminders (17 minutes left! Oh no!), when someone in the audience started guffawing. It was infectious, and pretty soon, everyone was cackling. Talk about inappropriate audience reaction.
Overall, it’s a very enjoyable action-flick, but not the kind of epic ‘battle of wits’ you were expecting from the trailer. There were so many plot holes you could (pardon the pun) drive a train through, and Travolta cracks too many jokes for you to take him seriously, that it comes off as a more a comedy than a thriller. Gather your buddies, board the ‘Mirth Express’, and have a laugh, cos’ this flick is more “pedestrian” than “rapid transit”.
One of the quotes from Travolta in the TV spots was “Everything doesn’t appear like what it is.” He got that right.
Rating: 3.5/5
And I watched Waltz with Bashir on FTA after Pelham yesterday night. It’s very beautiful and poetic, but some of the scenes are not for the faint-hearted. I’m too tired to describe it in detail (and because it’s quite difficult to in the first place), but let’s just say it’s like Grave of the Fireflies. Once you’ve watched it, you can’t bear to watch it again.
Rating: 3.5/5