“they had stolen his favorite book. In fact, it had been taken by…”
“Violet. Bob found Helen broken down and crying and felt awful. They made amends, and Violet…”
Went into a sewer. She meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who gave her some pizza.
“she then decided she wanted Mince pie. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…”
realized how horrible it was to live in the sewers, and started to look for a new…"
"home. They then moved to Mount Olympus. Hercules was visiting there and greeded them. He gor Zeus and…
“the God was angry at having turtles at his realm. He…”
“blasted them into…”
“Asgard, so that Odin had to take care of them. The Nordic God…”
“destroyed them, and enjoyed it so much he sent Zeus a thanjk you note…”
“the Greek Gods decided then to invite the Nordic ones to a banquet in…”
Ëcquestria, where Princess Celestia had prepared…"
“delicious long pork. The ate the meat and…”
"Thanked her for her generosity, as they left for…
“good. Odin then went to London, where he wanted to…”
“Deal with Dame Helen Mirren himself, and she…”
“invited him to have tea with her and Sir…”
“Paul McCartney. Odin then…”
“killed the Dame, but had tea anyway…”
“with McCartney. When they were finished, he resurrected Mirren and got back to…”