“fixing his car, whichj…”
“had crashed with a dinosaur. He got it fixed and drove to…”
“Mars, where he met John Carter, and got…”
“disappointed at loosing 200 million dollars. Carter, knowing he wouldn’t get any more sequels, returned to Earth, and…”
“decided to kill that blasted bartender, and take Ned to Africa, where…”
“he could establish a zebra farm and…”
“find a nice young woman to rape and murder. Meanwhile…”
“PP censors thought the story was beginning to get too hardcore and decided to change the action to the universe of the Teletubbies. There, Tinky Winky…”
“was getting hungry. So…”
“he ate Tubby Toast and went out to…”
“the top of the hill. He got bored and turned on his t.v. It showed…”
“that The Wiggles were better. Well, he disagreed with that and…”
“broke out into a violent rage. Unfortunatley…”
“his TV got broken and he…”
“went crazy. He started breaking thing’s and screaming. The other teletubbies decided to…”
“get him checked up by a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist turned out to be…”
“Hugo Strange, who tortured them and…”
“Sold him to sciantist for a lot of money. They…”
“studied the cables and antennas of the Teletubbies and designed a new TV system, which…”
“was better than HD. Then they…”