“used this to their advantage, killing all squirrels in the planet during this time. The…”
“… squirrels were very unhappy about this, but only for a short while, because soon there were none left to feel any concern at all. Nevertheless,…”
“other rodents carried on with the resentment. Dogs didn’t care, because…”
“… well, because, they are dogs. And it is a well known fact that dogs pay no mind to rodential resentment, especially at times of great freedom from the God-Wannabes. Soon…”
“Atheist got made at all the people thinking they were God’s and…”
“told them that, in fact, they were just puny mortals. The people…”
“became very offended by this, but deep down knew it was true. Then…”
“they began to act normally again, for the delight of…”
“everyone living. They then took a liking to …”
“drinking coffee, which of course…”
“humans used to like in the past. They also never got drunk anymore, but still…”
“some of them smoked, which was very dangerous. This…”
“Caused an uprour that smoking should not be anywhere but one’s home unless there’s a license that says that could. Then…”
“tobacco companies had to close down, and the world became a healthier place. A…”
“result of this was that Captain Haddock was very dissapointed that he couldn’t drink anymore. Tintin tried to cheer him up…”
“writing an article about the advantages of these new measures. One…”
“was that he’d always be sober. But it didn’t work, Haddock…”
“began to get drunk with tea. Thus…”
“… all tea was banned from the world, to the great disappointment of the Brits and all non-drunk lovers of tea. This caused…”
“trouble with the economy of some Asian countries, but it was sorted out thanks to…”