Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu: It’s a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael: You see? Nothing you say makes any sense!
There’s a neat Rio quotes site that’s better than the IMDB ‘Memorable Quotes’ page, btw. 
“[from trailer]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C’mon. Let’s go see how much we’re going for on eBay.”~Toy Story 3
Jack: Have you been there?
Teague: Does this face looks like it’s been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack: Depends on the light.
On Stranger Tides.
“Welcome to Hell.” ~Skinner, Ratatouille
Milo: Will you look at the size of this? It’s gotta be half a mile high, at least. It-It must have taken hundred- No, thousands of years to carve this thing.
[Vinny blows it up, and it falls down over a chasm]
Vinny: Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.
Teague: …Is that your tooth?
Jack: Aye. I broke it, swallowed it, passed it, sifted it, retrieved it, polished it—fashion.
On Stranger Tides.
“Boredom is the biggest disease in the world, darling.”
“Heavenly Father, I’m going where you need me most. Orlando!”
-Elder Price
King George II: I’ve heard of you. And you know who I am.
Jack Sparrow: Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?
On Stranger Tides.
[Jack screams for what seems forever]
A Beat.
Blackbeard: Is that it?
Jack: I think so!
John Carteret: You are Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow: …There should be a ‘Captain’ in there somewhere.
On stranger Tides.
Master Shifu: Po… je reçu un message…
Po: De… Univers?
Master Shifu: D’un messenger…
Po: Ah! Ouai, bien sur…
“I have to go to Canada and join the armies to save the Royal Princess.”
-Ike, South Park
“If you jeopardize my gig here, I will harvest one of your organs with my thumbnail.”
Erica Reed, Breakout Kings.
“Fight to the bitter end, you cack-handed deck apes!”
Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.
“Hey, no forcefields!”
“I hate that monkey!”
Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.
“Poory Pooty-Tat, he forgot his parachut!”
-Tweety Bird, Classic Looney Tunes
“It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say.”
Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.
“Maybe we can do our report on that Raymond guy, everybody loves him.”
-Cartman, South Park