“Alright son, just do whatever Elder Price does. He’s a great Mormon. And you, well, you’re a great follower!”
-Elder Cunningham’s father, Book of Mormon: The Musical
‘My true family returns…’
Lord Voldemort about his followers, The Death Eaters
Americans already found a cure for AIDS!
But they’re saving it for a Latter Day
-Africans, Book of Mormon: The Musical
“Swear to me!”
Batman, Batman Begins
You should try spending some time alone, find the middle ground. That’s what I do, because I’m a Buddhist.
-God to Satan, South Park
“All we knew about you was wrong”
Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon
Rafael: She likes you.
Blu: No she doesn’t, have you been listening?
Rafael: No. I’ve been watching.
-Rio
“And as he heard Voldemort draw nearer still, he knew one thing only, and it was beyond fear or reason: He was not going to die crouching like a child playing hide-and-seek; he was not going to die kneeling at Voldemort’s feet…he was going to die upright like his father, and he was going to die trying to defend himself, even if no defense was possible…”
Priori Incantatem
“I would be most honored to be your most obsiqious (sp?) journeyman for whatever amount of time you deem nessecary sir.”
Eugene Meltsner, Connie, Part 1
“My name is Elder Thomas, but the other Elders call me Elder Poptarts- because I love 'em so much!”
-Elder Poptarts, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pitty.”
Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
Cartman: What’s the big deal? Family Guy just made fun of the religion of an entire group of people! You guys think that’s okay? To hurt peoples feelings?
Kyle: Since when do you care about being sensitive to other peoples religions?
Stan: Yeah, you make fun of people’s religon all the time.
Cartman: That’s different, I’m just a little boy! That’s a cartoon!
-South Park
“Let’s rev it up!”
Yusei, Yugioh 5Ds.
“I’m having the time of my life”
Christopher Nolan about making Batman Begins.
Elder Price: What the Heck do you think you were doing? There’s nothing in the Book of Mormon about steak knives!
Elder Cunningham: Oh, well I haven’t actually read it.
Elder Price: You WHAT?
Elder Cunningham: It’s just so boring!
-The Book of Mormon, The Musical
“Dragons are so overrated.”
My twin brother.
^ I’m sure you did that one once 
“How you doin’?”
Joey Tribbiani, Friends
“Hey Jay, you forgot your flashlight.”
-Marble Hornets, Entry #46
“This is agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover’s been compromised. Everything’s gone pear-shaped. You won’t believe what I’ve found out here. This is bigger than anything we’ve ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don’t call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful! It’s not safe out here! Transmitting my coords now. Good luck!”
Leland Turbo, Cars 2
“Expecting a color comic? TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.”
–Waluigi, Brawl in the Family webcomic