Hahaha, Michael is awesome!
“STOP! Didn’t I say no news, no calls? No tyranny until tomorrow? It’s a bad villain day!”
–King K. Rool, Donkey Kong Country animated series, Legend of the Crystal Coconut
“Hello tiny one. You are the future!”
-Dwight, The Office
“How many plans do I die in?”
Hardison, Leverage.
Molly Weasley: I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!
George Weasley: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?
The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
^Haha, that’s a good quote
“Heavenly Father, where will I go? On my Mission?
Will it be China! Or Old Mexico, on my Mission!
It could be San Fran by the Bay.
Or Australia where they say, ‘G’day!’
But I hope I’ll be sent to my favorite place in the whole world…
Orlando!”
-Elder Price, Book of Mormon, The Musical
“Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”
Luna Lovegood, effectively worrying Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood.
“Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn’t mean you have to approve of it! Tolerate means you’re just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still p*ss you off!”
-Mr. Garrison, South Park
Hermione Granger: Ron, we’re supposed to show the first years where to go!
Ron Weasley: Oh yeah. Hey- hey you lot! Midgets!
Hermione Granger: Ron!
Ron Weasley: Well they are, they’re titchy…
The Sorting Hat’s New Song
Daffy Duck: “The next thing you know they’ll stick me with three snot-nosed nephews.”
From Blooper Bunny
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Dutch, Predator.
(Daffy gets hit face-first with a loose floorboard)
Daffy: You smug, son of a-
From Blooper Bunny
“For heaven’s sake, Potter! Do you really think this is about truth or lies? It’s about keeping your head down and your temper under control! Have another biscuit”
Minerva McGonagall, Professor Umbridge
Ray Stantz: "I couldn’t help it, it just popped in there.
Peter Venkman: “What?”
Ray Stantz: “It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
From Ghostbusters
“They might not count as clothes. They didn’t look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders.”
Ron Weasley about Hermione’s hats, Detention With Dolores
I love Blooper Bunny! One of my favorite LT shorts.
Stuart: It’s not my fault you don’t know how to cook!
Carol: They’re Waffles blockhead, you just put them in the toaster and cook em’!
Stuart: Hey, it’s not my fault you don’t know how to use spices and stuff.
-South Park
“The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters.”
Sirius Black, Percy and Padfoot
“Whoa dude, cartoons are getting dirty these days!”
-Kyle, South Park
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher, there was just that minor drawback of him [spoil]having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head[/spoil].”
Harry Potter, The Hogwarts High Inquisitor
NPR interviwer: What would you like to do for a living when you grow up
Eric Cartman: Um, eat stuff. And play Xbox. But by then there will be a better Xbox, so I’d be playing that.
NPR interviwer: But don’t you need a job so you can buy the better Xbox?
Eric Cartman: No, my mom will get it for me.
-South Park