Rarity: “Aren’t you gonna tell me to change something too?”
Dash: “No, I just want my dress to be… cool.”
Rarity: “Do you not like the colour?”
Dash: “The colour’s fine… just make it look cooler.”
Rarity: “Do you not like the shape?”
Dash: “The shape’s fine, just make the whole thing… you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.”
“At first Mom was mad that Sam would do that. But then when I told her how the ice cream looked on her face, she just laughed. Now I know You’re getting my letters, because only You would know how to make my mom laugh again.”
-Letters to God <3
My heart melted at this film.
“Why do you need a hairbrush you don’t have any HA-AIR!”
“Larry, that old hairbrush of yours, well you don’t really use it, you don’t really need it. So…I’m sorry…I didn’t know…so I gave it to the peach. Because he has HAIR.”
-Veggie Tales Silly Songs: Hairbrush Song
“Totally, I had a problem with that too. I was like, ‘Mom, dont’ treat me like a kid anymore, I’m eight years old! If I want to fingerpaint, I will!”
-Cartman, South Park
“Basically … out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, 'Yeah … there’s this big giant universe and it’s expanding, it’s all gonna collapse on itself and we’re all just here just 'cause … just ‘cause’. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.”- Trey Parker co creator of South Park.
“Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?” enquired George, pulling out a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags.
“Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this,” said Fred.
In the Hog’s Head
House enters the hospital chapel where he finds Foreman.
House: “Nothing like a dead patient to send you back to your choir boy roots. Hey. You’re not going to believe what happened. Wilson just killed a kid the same way you did… He didn’t look both ways before he nuked.”
House hands a file to Foreman.
House: “You done talking to your imaginary friend? 'Cause I thought maybe you could do your job.”
BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS
All student organizations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are henceforth disbanded.
An organization, society, team, group or club is hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or more students.
Permission to re-form may be sought from the High Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge).
No student organization, society, team, group or club may exist without the knowledge and approval of the High Inquisitor.
Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an organization, society, team, group or club that has not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be expelled.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-four.
Signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
Sokka: Great! You’re an airbender, Katara’s a waterbender, together you can just waste time all day long!
I love that quote. It’s how I feel like to, kind of. Here’s another Trey quote. This is after Isaac Hayes quit the show after the episode mocking his religion, Scientology.
“We never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we lampooned Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin.”
-Trey Parker, South Park co-Creator
Peter Venkman: “Sometimes, #### happens, and who ya gonna call?”
From Ghostbusters 2
That’s probably my favorite line in either of the movies. 
Ron Weasley: I can’t see any boils.
Fred Weasley: No, well, you wouldn’t. They’re not in a place we generally display to the public.
Dumbledore’s Army
‘You mean we drove 9 hours so I could get a God d*mn shirt? Mom, it’s time to throw grandma into a nursing home, she’s gone senile.’
-Cartman, South Park
“Even Fred had said that Ron might yet make him and George proud, and that they were seriously considering admitting that he was related to them, something he assured Ron they had been trying to deny for years.”
The Lion and the Serpent
“Kids don’t have any kind of social tact or etiquette, they’re just complete little raging bastards. Parents who disapprove of South Park for its portrayal of how kids behave are upset because they have an idyllic vision of what kids are like.”
-Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park
“Never known kids like you three fer knowin’ more’n yeh oughta. An’ I’m not complimentin’ yeh, neither. Nosy, some’d call it. Interferin’.”
Hagrid’s thoughts on Harry, Ron and Hermione, Hagrid’s Tale
“You all just be careful now.”
Ron Weasley: Well? How was it?
Harry Potter: Wet.
Ron Weasley inquiring about Harry kissing Cho Chang, The Eye of the Snake.
“I realized that to really be a church, we can’t charge people for help…it’s not about the money, it’s about the message, right?”
-Stan, South Park
“Is it in the Prophet, you being attacked?” asked Fred, indicating the newspaper Mr. Weasley had cast aside.
“No, of course not,” said Mr. Weasley, with a slightly bitter smile, “the Ministry wouldn’t want everyone to know a dirty great serpent got —”
“Arthur!” Mrs. Weasley warned him.
“- got - er - me,” Mr. Weasley said hastily, though Harry was quite sure that was not what he had meant to say."
St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
“If you focus on what you have left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead.”