“I see dead people.”
- Cole Sear, The Sixth Sense
Great, great, great film. I’m watching it on telly now.
Homer: He’s talking funny-talk!
Lisa: No Dad, that’s Hebrew! Krusty must be Jewish.
Homer: A Jewish entertainer? Get out of here!
Jack Frost: “No. I’m not a Guardian. You guys are hard work and deadlines…
I’m snowballs and fun times.”
-Rise of the Guardians <3
“Strong people don’t put others down… They lift them up”
Michael P Watson
“I cherish the faith you have in me. I promise to never break that faith”
I think that is a beautiful line <3 <3
Lisa: Bart, why did you take the blame?
Bart: Because I didn’t want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow money.
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
—Sophie, Howl’s Moving Castle
Homer: I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie Heaven. In Doggie Heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can’t turn around without sniffing another dog’s butt! And all the best dogs are there, Old Yeller, and about eight Lassies.
Bart: Is there a Doggie Hell?
Homer: Well… of course, there couldn’t be a heaven if there weren’t a hell.
Bart: Who’s in there?
Homer: Oh, uh… Hitler’s dog… and that dog Nixon had, what’s his name, um, Chester…
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one who mauled Timmy!
“Welcome to the Saffron Springs Hotel and Spa! We offer Deluxe Rooms, Superior Suites, and Over-Night Suites! The kitchen is down the hall to the left and you are free to help yourself! The rooms are down the hall to the right, the lounge area is in the lobby! Please enjoy your stay!”
-Me. On the game I play, Wizard101 in my hotel
Lurleen: My name’s Lurleen Lumpkin.
Homer: That’s a pretty name.
Lurleen: Oh, you think so?
Homer: Maybe. I’m not sure. I forgot it.
“You might be faster, but I’m better-looking!”
- Mater, Cars: Race-o-Rama
I was playing the game last night when I heard this line for the first time and I absolutely cracked up
Lisa: I could have been the flower girl; I wouldn’t keep falling down, either!
Bart: Hey, they chose Maggie, okay?
Lisa: Yeah, well if you wanna go for cutesiness instead of competence, fine.
“Shouldn’t have had that 12th coffee!!!”
-BBC Walk on the Wild side. Coffee Owl. (YouTube bbc walk on the wild side. Brilliant!)
“There’s more than one way to be a girl.”
- Lauren Faust, creator of The Powerpuff Girls, Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Fosters home for Imaginary Friends!? I haven’t seen that show in so long!
Person: “You’re short.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Just say thank you and walk away
Otto: Uh oh, better fasten your seatbelts, little dudes.
Lisa: We don’t have seatbelts.
Otto: Uh, well, then just try to go limp
“You’re about to go into the snake-pit.”
Molly Brown- 1997 Titanic
Bart: Otto, you are the coolest adult ever!
Otto: Wow! I’ve never been called an adult before, but I’ve been tried as one.
“It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives”.
North, Rise of the Guardians
“We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a home security company. He came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you’re all probably used to…but I’m not.”
Samantha Stanky