“Take a good look at Francesco now, once the race begins, you will see only a blur.”
Francesc- Cars 2 PC game
Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
Homer: I’d say you’re a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie?
“OH NO! Do not mess with me when my RPM’s are at height!”
-Carla Veloso, Cars 2 PC game
Lisa: Hey Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years, man will have an extra finger!
Bart: Five fingers…ooh, freak show!
“There is no way out! Just kidding, dor’s right over there.”
Buttercup- Toy Story 3
Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw!
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
“Oh yes! Saffron would make this!”
Remy- Ratatouille
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
Homer Simpson.
“Release the hounds!”
Mr Burns- The Simpsons
Bart: Oh, Dad! You’re the best father a boy could ever have.
Homer: Thanks, son. Now, you’ve got little hands… could you reach under the mower and pull out that skate?
“The Great Clock! A marvel of science and sorcery, engineered by the brightest Zoni in all of existence and constructed in the exact center of the universe!.. give or take 50 feet.”
-Dr. Nefarious, Ratchet and Clank Series <3
Marge: I haven’t been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it’s like I don’t even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: My race of Blarg has a small problem. Our planet has become so pulluted, overpopulated and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a prestige new world using the choices of planetary components available. So, what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using our high sophisticated technology, which you can’t possibly understand, we will extract a large portion of your planet and add it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift towards the sun where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your co-operation.
Director: Cut!
Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek: And if you don’t like it, you can take your whiny snivelling snot nosed populations, form a line behind me and you can kiss my… Am I still on? Well turn it off, you idiot!
-Ratchet and Clank
Homer: What’s the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can’t tell you that. You’ll find out when you die.
Homer: I can’t wait that long!
God: You can’t wait six months?
Homer: No, tell me now!
God: Oh, all right. The meaning of life is—
Captain Qwark: [Skrunch grunts] I thought we agreed to put that forest business behind us.
Captain Qwark: [Skrunch grunts] It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister, errr… how long have you two been standing there?
Clank: Too long.
-Ratchet and Clank, Up your Arsenal
Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse…
Homer: Ooooh, that’s bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That’s good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That’s bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: That’s good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. That’s bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
Dr. Nefarious: Cassy, what is the status of Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega-91?
Cassiopeia: In motion, my love. The Lombax is now trapped in an over-elaborate death scenario designed to torture him into a slow, painful doom!
Dr. Nefarious: That’s Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega-96! I said 91! Does no one read my memos?!
-Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time
Homer: Are you kidding? Lisa turned out perfect! I wont sit here and listen to you badmouthing Lisa!
Marge: We’re talking about Bart.
Homer: Oh. That guy.
“If they kiss, I’m gonna puke”
-Granny, Ice Age 4
“Mmm… Soylent Green.”
Future Homer.