Qwark: Okay… The key to surviving situations like this is to avoid phrases like, “it’s too quiet in here” or “everything’s going to be alright”
-Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time
“Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.”
Bart Simpson.
Boromir: Are you sure that you do not suffer needlessly? I wish to help you. You need counsel in your hard choice. Will you not take mine?
Frodo: I think I know already what counsel you would give, Boromir, And it would seem like wisdom but for the warning of my heart.
Boromir: Warning? Warning against what?
Frodo: 'Against delay. Against the way that seems easier. Against refusal of the burden that is laid on me. Against well, if it must be said, against trust in the strength and truth of Men.
Boromir : Yet that strength has long protected you far away in your little country, though you knew it not.
Frodo: I do not doubt the valour of your people. But the world is changing. The walls of Minas Tirith may be strong, but they are not strong enough. If they fail, what then?
Boromir: We shall fall in battle valiantly. Yet there is still hope that they will not fail.
Frodo: No hope while the Ring lasts.
Boromir: Ah! The Ring! The Ring! Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the House of Elrond. Could I not have a sight of it again?
Frodo: It is best that it should lie hidden,
Boromir: As you wish. I care not, Yet may I not even speak of it? For you seem ever to think only of its power in the hands of the Enemy: of its evil uses not of its good. The world is changing, you say. Minas Tirith will fall, if the Ring lasts. But why? Certainly, if the Ring were with the Enemy. But why, if it were with us?
Frodo: Were you not at the Council? Because we cannot use it, and what is done with it turns to evil.
- The Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring - Book II, Chapter 10: The Breaking Of The Fellowship
“You jump, I jump right?”
-Rose, Titanic
Bart: How can you like that guy Jimbo?
Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he’s an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor’s house?
Bart: Jimbo killed him?
Laura: No. But he poked him with a stick!
"Well… I woke up to get me some cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said: “Oh Lord, Jesus, there’s a fire!”, then I raaan out, I didn’t grab no shoes or none, Jesus, I ran for my life! And the smoke got me, I got bronchitis!
Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
- Sweet Brown, fire survivor and Internet sensation
Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the heck is Robin?
Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar… or Lee Meriwether… or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya… Just keep moving, kids, don’t make eye contact…
Rose: When the ship docks… I’m getting off with you.
Jack: Thats crazy!
Rose: I know! And thats why I trust it.
-Titanic
Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I’m sorry, Bart, you’re too little.
Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
“When I get my hands on you, I’ll rip that dome of yours off, and pull out your brain with my bare hands!”
-Dr. Nefarious, Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I’m afraid you’ll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You’re going to need open heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We’re going to cut you open, and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
“If you go to Bahia, my friend, you’ll never return!”
- Jose Carioca
Mayor Quimby: And now, I’d like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall Mr. Leonard Nimoy!
Leonard Nimoy: I’d say this vessel could do at least Warp 5!
Quimby: And let me say, may the Force be with you!
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: I think I do. Weren’t you one of the Little Rascals?
Lucy: You know, you should really announce your weapons after you fire them. For example…
She takes out a lipstick, which fires two prongs that electrocute Gru. She does a tah-dah pose.
Lucy: Lipstick taseeer…!!!
- Despicable Me 2
Marge: Homer! There’s someone here who says he can help you.
Homer: Batman?!
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist!
Marge: It’s not Batman!
“Thanks to you, and your dimwitted friend here, I found myself drifting through the cosmos! Have you ever spent time on an asteroid? It’s surprisingly BOOORIIING! Nothing for a villain to do but dwell on his failure!”
-Dr. Nefarious
“Hi, I’m Lionel Hutz, executor of Gladys Bouvier’s estate. She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this “Play” button. Pretty sweet, eh?”
Lionel Hutz
“Evil is a good point of view”
-Me XD
“Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.”
Ralph Wiggum
“I know you’ve been melancholy. I don’t pretend to know why”
-Caledon Hockley, Titanic