“Art challenges technology, technology inspires the art.”
From The Man…oh, I mean John Lasseter. 
Thomas Andrews: “Water 15 feet above the keel in 10 minutes, in the forepeak, in all three holds and in boiler room six”
Officer: “Thats right sir”
Man: “When can we get under way, dang it!”
Thomas Andrews: “That’s five compartments!.. She can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached, but no five. Not five. As she goes down by the head, the water will spill over the tops of the bulkheads, at E deck, from one to the next, back and back. There’s no stopping it.”
Captain: “Th pumps…”
Thomas Andrews: “The pumps buy you time, but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what we do… Titanic will founder.”
Man: “But this ship can’t sink!”
Thomas Andrews: “She’s made of iron, sir. I assure you she can. And she will. It is a mathematical certainty.”
Captain: “How much time?”
Thomas Andrews: “An hour. Two at most.”
Captain: “And how many aboard, Mr Murdoch?”
Mr. Murdoch: “2,200 souls on board, sir.”
Captain: “Well I believe you may get your headlines, Mr. Ismay.”
-Titanic, after the iceberg is struck
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end
I’ve drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away I’m stolen
- Adele, Skyfall
“Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.”
Principal Skinner
Mater: Hey, Mr. San Francisco! I’d like you to meet…
Frozone: Honey, where is my super-suit?!
Edna: No capes!
Woody: Okay, come on! You wanna piece of me?!
Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredrickson. It’s me, Russell!
Ken: Bonnie! You can’t go! Not without the back…pack.
Flik: It was an accident?
Woody: He was putting you in the attic!
Jessie: He left us on the curb!
I thought these Pixar-related quotes would be hilarious…in fact, they are hilarious!
Lisa: I want the most intelligent hamster you’ve got.
Pet Shop Clerk: OK… Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.
Lisa: How can a hamster write mysteries?
Pet Shop Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.
Lisa: Aw, c’mon.
Pet Shop Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?
“LAAAAAAWWWWREEEENNNNNCE!”
-Dr. Nefarious, Ratchet and Clank Series
Homer’s Brain: This is it, Homer. It’s time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer’s Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn’t explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
“My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see… I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level’s very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh… I’m a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing’s the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He’s nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren’t. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, how sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I’m very lucky. It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
-Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph
Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you’ll do fine.
Homer: False.
Fix-It Felix: [goggles at Calhoun] Look at that high definition. Your face… it’s AMAZING!
-Wreck-It Ralph
Homer: Alright brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you. But let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer’s Brain: It’s a deal.
“‘Text me a photo’? Now you’re not even speaking English!”
- Stan Pines, Gravity Falls
Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You’re making my tombstone!?
“I didn’t expect you to be so… you… except for the creepy eyes.”
-Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn Part 2
"Let’s go chasing rainbows in the sky
It’s my invitation
Let’s all take a trip on my ecstasy
I’m Mr bad guy, yes I’m everybody’s Mr bad guy
Can’t you see I’m Mr Mercury
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me
Your big daddy’s got no place to stay
Bad communication
I feel like the President of the USA
Mr bad guy, yes I’m everybody’s Mr bad guy
Can’t you see I’m Mr Mercury
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me
I’m Mr bad guy, they’re all afraid of me
I can ruin people’s lives
Mr bad guy, they’re all afraid of me
It’s the only way to be
That’s my destiny
Mr bad guy, Mr bad guy, bad guy
It’s the only way for me
It’s my destiny, oh yeah
Mr bad guy, yes I’m everybody’s Mr bad guy
Can’t you see this is my destiny
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me."
Mr. Bad Guy - Freddie Mercury
You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch-Ness Monster???
Bella Cullen (Nee Swan), Breaking Dawn Part 2
“horozontal running” ~ Fat Amy ~ Pitch Perfect
Bart: Dad! We’re running out of clean clothes!
Lisa: It seems like I’ve been wearing this same red dress forever!