Isn’t she amazing?
Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn Part 2
Nelson: Imagine…a school out there with no bullies.
Jimbo: Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
Nelson: I can’t take it!
Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: I want a flugelhorn!
Rainbow Dash: [frustrated] Who else wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: [screaming] I want a flugelhorn!!
- Crystal Empire Part 2, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
George Harrison: Hello, Homer. I’m George Harrison.
Homer: Oh, my god. OH, MY GOD! Where did you get that brownie?
“This code you live by makes you predictable. In our line of work predictable makes you vulnerable. I can reach out and break you any time I want.”
- Owen Shaw, Fast And Furious 6
Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God…but okay.
Officer: Anything to declare?
Ralph: I hate you.
Officer: I get that a lot.
-Wreck-It Ralph
Bart: You wrote a song, dad?
Homer: I’m surprised you don’t remember, son. It was only eight years ago.
Bart: Dad, I can’t even remember what happened eight minutes ago.
(everyone laughs)
Bart: No, I can’t. It’s a serious problem!
(everyone laughs again)
Haha, I remember this! 
“The only reason he’d leave Queen is to become an astronomer, not to join another band. My god.”
—Freddie Mercury on the rumors of Brian May leaving the band in '75
Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: Well boys, who’d have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let’s get out of here!
Garrett: If we live through this, I’ll follow you anywhere, woman.
Kate: Now he tells me.
-Breaking Dawn Part 2
Barney: David Crosby? You’re my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You’re a musician?
“You’re a thousand times lovelier than the stars, Tanya. Of course, you’re already well aware of that.”
-Edward Cullen to Tanya, Breaking Dawn
Reporter: I have a question for Apu du Beaumarchais. Isn’t it true that you’re really an Indian?
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
“Never not be afraid.”
- Grug, The Croods
Apu: Working at Kwik-E-Mart may not be glamorous, but it’s good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars
And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
-Last paragraph of the “I have a Dream” speech by Martin Luther King Jr.
“The FOX Network has sunk to a new low.”
Lisa Simpson.
Great flick! Great friggin’ flick!"
Biff Tannen, Back to the Future II
If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
-Vincent Van Gogh