News reporter: Don’t you think there is an inherent danger in sending unqualified, under trained civilians into space?
Homer: The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute… statue of liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs, you blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
“WELCOME! To the Warren.”
-Bunnymund, Rise of the Guardians
“Don’t worry, Bart. It seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make the occasional smart-alec quip, and by next week we’ll be back to where we started from, ready for another wacky adventure.”
Lisa Simpson
Jack:Would I trick you?
Sister:YES! You do it all the time!
Jack:Ok, well not this time.
-Rise of the Guardians
“Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be… The Killbot Factory.”
Kent Brockman
Peach: Now he’s doing the Schilder technique.
Bloat: Oooh, he’s using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That’s not a Hedstrom file. That’s a K-Flex.
Bloat: It’s got a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, no. K-Flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-Flex!
BLOAT: Hedstro–! [inflates] There I go. A little help over here.
Deb: I’ll go deflate him.
-Finding Nemo
Homer: (hits a deer statue with the car) D’oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Oppa Gangnam Style!
Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
Son: Daaaad… I’m scaaared!
Dad: I don’t caaare!!!
Lisa: Mr. Blackheart, are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Well, I’ve had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network. And, like most people, yeah, I’ve dealt a little ivory.
[ Upon arriving in the town of Dirt, Rango has a stone thrown at him by a group of children ]
Rango: Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You’re funny looking.
Rango: [ Taken aback ] Oh yeah? You’re funny looking, too.
Priscilla: That’s a funny looking shirt.
Rango: [ Getting annoyed ] That’s a funny looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny looking eyes.
Rango: [ Angry ] You got a funny looking FACE!
Priscilla: [ Beat, Deadpan ] You’re a stranger. Strangers don’t last long here.
Lisa: You’re all forgetting the most important thing! Which is that it’s wrong to imprison an animal!
Homer: Lisa, go to your room.
Gosh how I love Pewdie!
Dad: Triple backflip!
Son: But Dad, that was a frontflip!
Dad: Don’t question meeeeeeeeee!!
“Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, “Never Try.””
Homer Simpson
“I’m a mother-father gentleman.”
Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I’d wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: What?..No, it’s my dog.
Hello once again audience! I woke up this morning… feeling way to relaxed, and I said, “this has to stop.” I’m gonna play some Slender."
-Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus
Jury 1: Heh, this won’t take long. He’s clearly guilty. We’ll probably be home by dinner time.
Jury 2: Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
"Standing by my window, breathing summer breeze
Saw a figure floating, 'neath the willow tree
Asked us if we were happy, we said we didn’t know
Took us by the hands and up we go
We followed the dreamer through the purple hazy clouds
He could control our sense of time
We thought we were lost but no matter how we tried
Everyone was in peace of mind
We felt the sensations drift inside our frames
Finding complete contentment there
And all the tensions that hurt us in the past
Just seemed to vanish in thin air
He said in the cosmos is a single sonic sound
That is vibrating constantly
And if we could grip and hold on to the note
We would see our minds were free…oh they’re free
We are lost above
Floating way up high
If you think you can find a way
You can surely try."