“The Force will be with you, always.”
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Homer: Now that we’re all alone, Marge, admit it, you like Lisa best.
Marge: No.
Homer: Oh, so you’re a Bart-woman are you!
Marge: No.
Homer: Well you can’t possible like Maggie best. What has she ever done? Nothin’ for nobody!
Hey SoA, just out of curiousity, how come you only post quotes from The Simpsons? 
“Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
Can he swing? From a web?
No he can’t, he’s a pig
Look out… he is a spider pig…”
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
Because I came across a databank and they’re all funny, so I’m sharing them.
Besides, I suppose my brother already posted most quotes from other sources we like and I don’t want to venture a repeated post.
Principal Skinner: Muntz, Nelson. You’re failing History, Geography, and Math, but, er, you’re doing quite well in Home Ec.
Nelson: Hey, keep it down, man.
“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Lisa: Bart started it.
Bart: Uh uh, Lisa started it.
Marge: I don’t care who started it. I don’t ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you’re not in competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition with each other.
Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa’s team is playing Bart’s team. You’re in direct competition. And don’t go easy on each other just because you’re brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents’ love!
Got a link?
“Connect. Respect. Protect.”
- Motto of the Strategic Response Unit, Flashpoint
No, it’s an archive loaded directly into my computer.
“Homer, that’s your solution to everything. To move under the sea. It’s not going to happen!”
Marge Simpson.
“You know, among my people there’s a code. You fight for the guy fighting next to you.”
- Marcus Stigman (Mark Wahlberg), 2 Guns
Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we do believe in you, we really do.
Bart: It’s just hard not to listen to TV: it’s spent so much more time raising us than you have.
I love that quote! But then again I love most if not all Tolkien quotes.
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident…he didn’t want to have me.
Marge: You didn’t want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you’re never supposed to tell the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: But when I do it, it’s cute.
“I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Homer: Now I’ve gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
Bart: I’m sure he meant to say “serious drinking.”
Lisa: That’s what I assumed.
I love that quote! But then again I love most if not all Tolkien quotes.
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He is a genius.
“Get off Napoleon, go make yourself a freakin’ quesadilla.”
-Grandma, Napoleon Dynamite
Marge: Everyone has a fear of something.
Homer: Not everyone.
Marge: Sock puppets!
Homer: Where!? Where!? Ahhhh!!!
“You think your world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance.”
- John Harrison, Star Trek Into Darkness
Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened. Push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.
Lisa: But if we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings, they can come out in other ways.
Marge: I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog… they’ve been living in sin!
(Dazed from taking a fall while fighting the bad guy’s henchmen)
“Wake me when the pancakes are ready, mommy…”
- LarryBoy, VeggieTales: The League Of Incredible Vegetables
Announcer: We now return to “Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat”.
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don’t have to yell, Michael, I’m all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They’re headed for land. We’ll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there’s a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.