Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Boromir: Our people, our people. I would have would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king.
Aragorn: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Lisa: It blew up the bridge! We’re doomed.
Homer: It’s times like this I wish I were a religious man.
Reverend Lovejoy: It’s all over, people! We don’t have a prayer!
Thorin Oakenshield: I would take each and every one of these dwarves over the mightiest army.
Homer: But wait.you can’t kill me for being Krusty. I’m not him. I’m Homer Simpson!
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney, Yeah. Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh – think, Krusty, think. – Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D’oh!
^ I remember that episode, and that part was so funny! 
Homer and Fat Tony should be put into situations together more often.
Charlie: Oh, come on now, George. I know you can do it! I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.
George: You know, you’re right. Here, take this.
Charlie: Go get 'em, George-y!
Sulley: Gain way, look out, coming through! Sorry, George!
Charlie: What the? Hey, you can’t just – (gasps!) Twenty-three Nine-(gulps, mumbles)!
George: (whistles)
-Monsters, Inc.
Haha, yes.
“Mom, Dad, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.”
Bart Simpson.
“Mr. The Frog, we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people.”
-Lew Zealand, The Muppets
Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes… Yes, I do.
“I don’t actually go to classes very often, because I consider myself a student of the world, and also because I haven’t paid tuition in 7 months.”
— Art, Monsters University Student Profiles
Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Homer’s Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can’t remember.
Homer: Naw, I’m going to ask Marge.
Homer’s Brain: No, no! Why embarrass us both Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins.
Patrick: You got it set to Mini, when it should be set to Wumbo.
Sppngebob: Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
Patrick: Pffft, come on, you know. I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he, she, me, Wumbo. Wumboing, Wumbology, the Study of Wumbo?! It’t first grade, Spongebob!
Spongebob: Patrick, I’m sorry I ever doubted you!
“Quit drowning in self-pity and come get drunk with us.”
Carl Carlson.
“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”
-Marge, Fargo
Homer: Oh wow, I can’t believe my first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. You know that movie, Young Frankenstein? Scared the hell out of me!
Mel Brooks: Umm… thanks.
“Oh boy, a song! Songs are like hugs that mouths give ears!” 
Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes… that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. That was my name.
Gimli: Gandalf…
Gandalf: I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.
“All right, let’s not panic: I’ll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
Homer Simpson
That’s one of my favorite Mabel quotes 
Burns: Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!
“I wish it was ‘now’ and not ‘later’.”
–Me (I often get in a hurry in order to be ready to go somewhere the minute Mom says we’re going somewhere, and then she takes longer to head out the door because she’s constantly checking her e-mail, making phone calls, etc., thereby causing a delay that stresses me out.)
And now for my favorite quotes, including ones from movies and TV shows:
Agnus: It was your cousin’s idea.
Minion: What?
–Despicable Me
C-3PO: It’s much too walking.
–Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope
^Hey, look’s like that Star Wars character had a misquote! (That’s how he says it in the movie. I know…it sounds silly.)^
Mullet Fingers: Why would they come out of their holes while everybody’s here? All we do is make noise. Cars, trucks, bulldozers…all we do is scare them!
Roy: Yeah. No wonder we don’t see them. Maybe if we all just be quiet, they’ll come out.
–Hoot
ALF: You’re no longer a cat…you are a bagel.
–ALF (episode: Looking for Lucky)
^I usually watch that show on Hulu.^