Chief Wiggum: Behold the mighty Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit…and the body…of a rabbit!
Lisa: Here, bunny bunny. Here, bunny.
Chief Wiggum: “Here, esquilax.”
Another one…
Squidward: You bottom-feeders! You don’t even know talent!
–SpongeBob SquarePants (episode: Culture Shock)
^No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent!^
Anyone else find that part hilarious? 
If you have, did you see the look on Squidward’s face when everyone was booing at him and then decide to cheer on SpongeBob instead?
Smithers: Oh, Mr. Burns, we’ll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How’re we doing, boys?
Professor Frink: Well, we’re up to 15!
Scientists: Yay!
Luke Skywalker: I’ll never join you!
–Star Wars, Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
Homer: And I won’t rest until I’ve gotten a hot dog!
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he’s putting my kids through college.
They feed the soul. (Sneezes)
–Hoot
For God’s sakes, man! He’s gonna make his water in your car!
No, he ain’t.
–Are We There Yet?
Agatha. This is Magnus. Give my little bumblebee her house. And her money. Then get out of town. If you don’t, I will get you. I will get you like you got me. That is a promise.
–Matilda
Hey look. They got a donut remover right here.
What’s a donut remover?
It’s one of these. “Do-nut re-move-uh.”
–The Three Stooges
Bart: Mrs Krabappel, I can’t take the test, I have a stomach ache.
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, that’s a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!
Bart: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you’ll get in a lot of trouble.
Mrs. Krabappel: Read page six of the School Charter.
Bart: "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies.
Mrs. Krabappel: We’re also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
Announcer: Ladies and gentle cars…introducing the Tormentor!
(Crowd boos)
Mater: Uh, excuse me. It’s Tow Mater!
–Mater’s Tall Tales (episode: Monster Truck Mater)
^Sorry, couldn’t resist. Hilarious!^
Superintendent Chalmers: Well Skinner, you have done it this time. Sitting atop an oil reserve!
Seymour Skinner: Any idea what to do with the money.
Superintendent Chalmers: Well, we could give every student a full college scholarship.
Both laugh.
Seymour Skinner: No seriously, something that will actually be put to use.
Mumble: Gosh, he’s eating rocks.
–Happy Feet
Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz: I’ll never give in. You’ve killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
Buzz: Noooooooooooooo!
–Toy Story 2 (and a Star Wars reference)
Otis: Put the chick down, Dag.
–Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
Beatrice: Don’t freak out, it’s me.
Roy: Me who?
–Hoot
Spanky: How’s the toothache, bub?
and also
Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot.
Froggy: Actually, it’s a sneaker. (Snickers)
–The Little Rascals
Fred: Wilma, I’m hooooome!
–The Flintstones (Universal live-action version)
“At 3:00 p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at town hall. Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to “alive”.”
Kent Brockman
Flynn Ryder: They just can’t get my nose right.
–Tangled
“Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.”
Montgomery Burns
Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
–Alice in Wonderland (1951 animated version)
“Yeah, right, pops! No jury in the world’s ever going to convict a baby. Maybe Texas…”
Chief Wiggum
Prospector: Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
–Toy Story 2
Felix: You are one dynamite gal.
–Wreck-it Ralph
Patrick Star: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
–SpongeBob SquarePants (episode: Band Geeks)
Bart: Milhouse! I cannot believe you sold me out!
Milhouse: Sorry about that, Bart, but I did not want hungry birds eating my soul.
Bart: You actually fell for that one? There is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
^My mom doesn’t like Michael Jackson.^
Anyways…
Lewis: What is this? Where are we going?
Wilbur: To…the future!
–Meet the Robinsons
Lisa: Mom, were you ever planning to step in and put a stop to this?
Marge: Normally your father’s crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as he finds something good on TV. But this season…
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
Will someone get this big, walking carpet outta my way?
And now, something we would always do back when I went to Hidden Hollow Camp (which is right down the road from my house):
All swim.
What?
All swim.
What?
All swim!
Oh.