Homer: Hey, everybody! Up here!
Smithers: Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work!
Homer: Right away, Mr. Smithers. I’ll just walk across these slippery rocks—aah!
Carl: Oh no! He’s going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh no! They’re biting him, and stealing his pants.
Smithers: Good Lord…he’ll be sucked into the turbine!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, Sir. One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace sector 7G… I’ll cross him off the list.
You’re not going Turbo, are you?
-Wreck-it Ralph
“Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. She’s been described as a woman in her early 30’s, yellow complexion…”
Kenny Brocklestein, The Simpsons.
Question: Why are we the only ones doing this thread these days? (I am wondering that in my head just now!)
Anyways…
I can fly. I can fly! I…can’t fly!
–BirdBrain (TUFF Puppy)
I don’t know.
Homer: There’s one thing I don’t understand, Mom…in all those years, why didn’t you try to contact me?
Mother Simpson: But I did. I sent you a care package every week!
Homer: Oh come on Ma, we use that same line on the kids when they’re at camp.
They’re called s’mores, Buzz.
-Toy Story 2
“Oh my God, space aliens! Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!”
Homer Simpson.
Do you ever post anything else besides The Simpsons in this thread?^
Anyways…
Mother Gothel: Enough with the lights already! You are NOT leaving THIS tower! EVER!
–Tangled
Yes, back when my brother posted here, we put pretty much everything. I’m now sharing a list of funny Simpsons quotes I’ve got.
Homer: Marge, I’m bored.
Marge: Why don’t you read something?
Homer: Because I’m trying to reduce my boredom.
Some quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
(Rap dancing) Michael Jordan Al Capone Woody Woodpecker Fred Flintstone
Hillary! My lucky drawers!
Can’t touch this (rap dancing)
Homer: Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-nam electronics!
Bart: Don’t be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look there’s Magnetbox and Sorny.
I was just teaching Lucky how to tell time.
–ALF
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”
Homer Simpson.
“My psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere… torture me over mistakes I made a decade ago!”
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me
Marge: Yes, they’re better.
Why couldn’t the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? It was rated “Argh!”
–Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants–episode: Krab Borg)
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I am around.”
Homer Simpson.
Well let’s see, gonna throw in a couple from Star Trek Into Darkness. One serious, one humorous, to keep things balanced 
Kirk: Why would a Starfleet admiral ask a three-hundred-year-old frozen man for help?
Khan: Because I am better.
Kirk: At what?
Khan: Everything.
Dr McCoy: Dont agree with me, Spock. It makes me very uncomfortable
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of…Planet of the Apes?
Troy: Uh… the movie or the planet?
Here come more quotes…
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it true? Is it true? Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, it’s true-ooh! I do, I do, I do, I do-ooh!
–Kenan and Kel
Why would they come out of their holes while everybody’s here? All we do is make noise. Cars, trucks, bulldozers…all we do is scare them!
–Hoot
Don’t…cross…this…line! With you hand.
–Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
I’d love to clean somebody else’s crap out of the RV instead of being in Hawaii.
–RV
John, Paul, George…and Ringo!
–Sister Act
You know the rescue dude code. We never leave a dude behind!
–Wayside
Walkie-talkie, huh?
–Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
I love the smell of bacon, there I said it.
–Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
He greased the wall! He’s cheating!
–Daddy Day Camp
I…dropped the screw…in the tuna!
–Kenan and Kel
I like to whisper, too.
–Elf
More quotes on the way…