Homer: Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a safety inspector, I’m responsible for changing most of these light bulbs.
Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones?
Homer: 'Cause they won’t hire me an assistant.
More quotes coming up!
You mean that little bottom-feeder from the Whale Wash? Forget about her. She’s a nobody.
–Shark Tale
The name’s so nice, you say it twice.
–Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa
I had to eat 6 boxes of cracker jacks to find it.
–The Little Rascals
Every time. All I want is a friend.
–Casper
No. Tell you the truth, I’d rather go bowling. Now look, what if we actually did what our wives think we’re doing? Just to shape things up.
–The Incredibles
When the baby moves in, the dog moves out.
–Lady and the Tramp
Head Review Board Member: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has receive a few complaints against you. Among the 160 grievous charges, the most troubling are: Performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Dr. Nick: But I clean them with my napkin.
This is an elevator. Not a bathroom. And it’s gonna take us to the 30th floor!
–Wayside
Ego is coming and I need to focus!
–Ratatouille
No. I am your father.
–Star Wars
Oh, no. He’s under her spell.
–Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Why do they call you “Flippers”?
–Hoodwinked
Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other. Why is he always making up those crazy stories?
Homer: Maybe it’s time we put Grampa in a home.
Lisa: You already put him in a home.
Bart: Maybe it’s time we put him in one where he can’t get out.
I’ve got some Hoodwinked quotes…
You just talked! Just now!
They call me Red because of this red hood I wear.
You’re the bandit.
Did you think I followed you around on your little deliveries because I liked you?
Not prison! Not for a cute little bunny rabbit!
Mr. Goat, my granny’s in trouble. I’ve gotta find a way around the mountain fast.
I was prepared!
You again? What do I have to do, get a restraining order?
I’m taking Granny down and you’re next!
Like a maniac.
So, you really took a beating from a little girl?
I don’t drink coffee.
And now it’s time for a random quote from SpongeBoh SquarePants…
SpongeBob: I thought of something funnier than 24.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
SpongeBob: 25.
Bart: So, what’s it like being famous, dad?
Homer: People know your name, but you don’t know theirs. It’s great.
Excuse me, mister. Can I have one double-dip dipstick sundae please?
–Mater’s Tall Tales
We are so gonna destroy those Chipmunks!
I don’t wanna destroy them.
Me neither.
–Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Are you crazy?! It’s a rental!
–RV
Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
No! Shut them all down! Hurry!
–Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope
Homer: And you know what happens to nosy kids who ask too many questions?
Bart/Lisa: (talking quickly) No, what? Does something happen? Does something happen to nosy kids who ask questions? What happens?
I said flour, not flowers!
–Kenan and Kel
Dude, have you seen Cody?
–Surf’s Up
Somebody help the chicken.
–Surf’s Up
Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
Homer: Of course not. I wouldn’t do that! Why not?
Marge: We have roots here, Homer. We have friends and family and library cards … Bart’s lawyer is here!
Ants don’t serve grasshoppers. It’s you who need us!
–A Bug’s Life
Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
It’s Attila the Nun! She’s a hundred yards out and closing in on us!
–The Three Stooges
Dr. Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as “Homer Simpson” syndrome.
Homer: Oh, why me?
Myron: I’m going to be famous! Vote for me! I need a close-up.
(Pause)
Myron: A close-up! Louis, give me a close-up!
–Wayside (episode: Channel Kidswatter)
“If you leave your game, stay safe. Stay alert and whatever you do, don’t die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate ever! Game Over”.
Sonic the Hedgehog, Wreck-It Ralph
Homer: I can’t remember where we parked.
Marge: That’s all right. We’ll just wait till everyone else leaves.
Plankton: That’s it! You just lost your brain privileges!
–SpongeBob SquarePants
Larry: I’m looking for this guy. Anybody know who he is?
Bart: Yeah, sure. We know him. That’s Mr. Burns.
Lisa: He tried to kill our puppies.
Marge: He harassed me.
Grampa: He stole my fiancé.
Homer: He made fun of my weight.
Larry: Okay, so there’s been a little of friction. Know his address?