Pretty awesome quote IMO!
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: Oh, no!
Homer: It’ll be okay, honey. There’s lots more oil where that came from.
Wreck-it Ralph: (in deep voice, and covered with taffy and sprinkles) YOU! Give me back my medal right now!
Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?
Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
DON’T! CROSS! THIS! LINE! With your hand.
–Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
(You know, I kinda find this line very funny. I mean, how many times does an actor mess up a scene before getting it right due to the fact that they actually find themselves cracking up a lot especially when making really funny scenes such as this one?) 
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Finn McMissile: Change of plan. You’re meeting the American.
–Cars 2
“I’ve always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.”
Seymour Skinner
“I only work in back…And sometimes very, very dark gray”.
Batman, The Lego Movie
Homer: Oh Lisa! There’s no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.
Lazlo, you stop painting my hat or I’m telling Ma!
–Meet the Robinsons
Kent Brockman: And the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.
Marge: That’s true… but he shouldn’t say it.
Isn’t there anything on that isn’t about boxes?!
–Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants)
“I’ve done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”
Ned Flanders
Some SpongeBob quotes:
(1) Look! It’s the haunted mattress!
(2) I am not SpongeBob! Those are my street clothes!
(3) Looks like old Mystery had an after-dinner salad.
(4) That’s it! You just lost your brain privileges!
(5) Victory, thy name is Plankton!
(6) Squidward! You can’t eat all those patties at one time! Squidward!
(7) Plankton! You’re falling in love with another woman?! I’m your wife!
And now for a quote from Fairly OddParents:
–Oh, give me the baby. I just want to pinch it’s cheeks.
Marge: Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends! So, if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to…
Lisa: Wait! Listen, everybody.The hurricane’s over.
Homer: He fell for it! Way to go, Marge!
There’s no choice. You only have 2 days time. The herbs must be applied before the moon waxes full, or it’ll be too late for Michelle.
–Once Upon a Forest
Help! I’ve got pot-and-pan hands!
–Wayside
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
Homer Simpson
March straight outside and wash, or you’ll not get a bite to eat.
–Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
But that means…no more stories!
–Peter Pan
Knock it off, Hugo! She’s a girl, not a mackerel.
–The Hunchback of Notre Dame
“You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?”
Homer Simpson.