"Forgive me, but, Have you been to Bahia Donal’?
-Jose Carioca, The Three Caballeros
Special? I wouldn’t feed this to a gator.
–Hoot
Marge: Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, it’s for my Junior Achievers Club. We’re trying to earn money by recycling.
Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You’re just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.
How 'bout some fish? There’s no fish! How 'bout some penguin? There’s no penguin! What are we gonna eat?!
–Happy Feet
I have a big head, and little arms. I’m just not so sure how well this plan was thought through.
–Meet the Robinsons
But it’s just a prance-about stage-name!
–Bee Movie
911 call. No voice. We could hear screaming in the background. He was locked in a trunk in the attic.
–Mouse Hunt
Hiss! You never around when I need you!
–Robin Hood
Bowtie French fries?
–SpongeBob SquarePants
Cake. Chocolate cake. You slivered like a serpent into the school kitchen, and ate…my personal snack! Do you deny it? Confess.
–Matilda
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
–Nanny McPhee
Wait. What’s that? A transport. I’m saved! Over here! Hey! Heyyy! Please, help!
–Star Wars
That’s why he’s known as the Great Prince of the Forest.
–Bambi
What if I joined the baseball team?
–Chicken Little
I think something died in my room, it reeks.
–Flicka 2
I appreciate you kids are such quick learners…but these knots are not supposed to be used for evil!
–Daddy Day Camp
Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?!
–Surf’s Up
Well, excuse me. I’m trying to stay in character.
–Toy Story 3
Could you stop narrating everything we’re doing? Just live in the moment!
–Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula’s. You’re fired!
–Hoot
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why didn’t you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers: Um, well… sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that’s your excuse for everything!
GIR! Why was there bacon in the soap?!
-Zim, Invader Zim
Kent Brockman: Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy, and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who’s flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
Homer: Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.
What galaxy are you from?
Ooblar.
Where is your leader?
Ooblar, stop it. It’s toast.
Oh. Hello, toast! I greatly admire your ship!
–Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Mr. Burns: Where did I go wrong? I made all the right moves, didn’t I?
Burns’ Underlings: Yes, sir. Absolutely.
Mr. Burns: Oh, I see it now; you’re nothing but a bunch of yes-men. I was making all the wrong moves, and you were too gutless to tell me!
Burns’ Underlings: Yes, sir. Absolutely. Every move the wrong one.
Pirates of the Caribbean!
–My dad would say this for everything while playing Disney Scene-it?, but that was a long while ago… 
Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren’t you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did. I don’t remember what it was, so I’m watching TV.
I remember hearing this on a Veggie Tales CD years ago:
Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes?
A girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose?
Some kids call them oddballs
Some kids call them weird
Is it my imagination
Or does Aunt Ruth have a beard?
God loves all his people
In different shapes and sizes
He loves us very much
And what we need to realize is
That calling people names
Because they’re different is wrong
Instead we need to listen up
And sing this song
(I hope I quoted that right…)
Other favorite quotes:
I’ll never join you!
–Star Wars
To me, you are belonging. We will tour the world. Paris…London…Monte Carlo…Constantenopolee.
No! No!
Yes! We start tonight!
–Pinocchio
That was no heffalump. That was just Pooh with a jar on his head.
–Piglet’s Big Movie
For the last time, Mr. Smee, take the princess back to her people. Understand?!
–Peter Pan
Can’t comply. We no longer serve you. You serve us!
–Fairly OddParents
I hate Lima beans! And I’m not hungry, Jimmy…I’m tired. Because of…the nightmare!
–Jimmy Neutron
Oh no! I’m in my underwear at the mall!
–Jimmy Neutron
Send him to the ultra-principal!
–Jimmy Neutron
Whoop-dee-do! All you did was put the TUFF cuffs on Snaptrap, and the Chameleon into an empty peanut butter jar.
Yeah, but someone had to eat all the peanut butter first!
–TUFF Puppy
More to come… (All 3 Jimmy Neutron quotes in this post are from the episode I Dream of Jimmy)
Marge: Oh, my goodness! Kids! Homer! We’re late for church. I’m glad I dressed last night.
Homer: Oh, I’d love to go with you honey, but I got a lot of work to do around the bed.
Marge: Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week.
Homer: Well, in that case he should’ve made the week an hour longer. ¡Lousy God!
I’m gonna shove this bird in the microwave, and set it on high.
Everywhere I go, people keep complimenting my new diamond earrings!
Hey, where’s Kel? I don’t see Kel!
I…dropped the screw…in the tuna!
Don’t close the…door.
This is a weird bathroom!
Kel, it’s a fake parrot!
–all of these quotes are from Kenan and Kel
Episodes (top to bottom):
(1) Turkey Day
(2) Tainting of the Screw
(3) Freezer Burned
“Who loves orange soda?” (Laughter in background–yes, that!)
Homer: Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids, let’s go home.
Bart: We are home.
Homer: That was fast.
“You’re not scary, not even a little bit. But you are fearless.” ` ~ Sully (Monsters University)
Judge me by my size, do ya?
–Yoda (Star Wars)
Grimes: I’m sorry, isn’t that …
Homer: Yes, that’s me, and the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford……And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins……Oh! And here’s a picture of me in outer space.
Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You?
Homer: Sure. You’ve never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?
Grimes: No! I wouldn’t!
Sarah Jane Smith: You don’t seem too disappointed. We’ve failed. Haven’t we?
The Doctor: Failed? No, not really. You see, I know that although the Daleks will create havoc and destruction for millions of years, I know also that out of their evil must come something good.
- Doctor Who - Genesis Of The Daleks Part 6.
“Eh, everybody makes mistakes. That’s why they put erasers on pencils.”
Lenny Leonard