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#5801

Hey! Why didn’t someone tell me the campground was on the 6th floor? I looked all over for it downstairs.
Myron, the 5th floor is for pottery class.
Oh, so that’s why I’m so dizzy!

I can’t hold it much longer! I have to go so bad! Louis, help me before I wet myself!

What happened to our TV station?
It’s been overrun by clowns!
Yes, but what a clown! Look, it’s sad. Clowns are supposed to be happy.

He dead, but rat have abs of steel.

I’m going to be famous! Vote for me! I need a close-up. A close-up. Louis, give me a close-up!

Thank you, dead-air Dana. But it’s time for my show…wheels extreme!

Come back here! You no first food to run from Miss Mush! Where you go? Ah, I no need stupid potato. I make crayon casserole instead.
And that’s why, we never eat any of Miss Mush’s rainbow-colored casserole.

You’re banned! All of you!
The students?
No. These round things!
Mr. Kidswatter! Noooo!
You’re banned! You too! And you’re banned, too. Get lost!
Whoa, Mr. K. Are you banning wheels from Wayside?
No, Louis. I’m going even further. I am banning anything that’s round…I mean, ROUND.

Give me back my class!
Sure. You want 'em? You got 'em!

My name is Mrs. Gorf. And if any of you are bad, I’ll wiggle my ears…stick out my tongue…and turn you into an apple!

That wasn’t very nice.
Poor Eric! Right, Eric?

Mrs. Gorf, it says here in the rule book, Turning students into apples is not allowed… And the next thing I knew, I was an apple, too.

Oh, Todd! Don’t you want to sit closer to me while we tell scary ghost stories around the campfire?
Uh, no thanks, Mauricia.
But who will protect me if get scared? I feel…so vulnerable.
You? The toughest girl in school? All you ever do is punch me. You’re just too rough.
No I’m not. I…I must not hit Todd!
Ow! You are too rough!
Yeah, well…I wasn’t always like this. Tell him, Dana.
It’s true. See? A long time ago, before Todd joined our class…
Oh, brother.

You’re using our station to sell a bunch of junk?!
I love this junk! Wait, don’t pull the camera plug.

Rescue dudes!

–All of these quotes are from Wayside. Episodes:
(1) The Elevator
(2) Mrs. Gorf
(3) Slow Mo Mo
(4) Channel Kidswatter

#5802

“Well golly, I’d love to chat but my son’s been kidnapped. You haven’t seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of 6 and 10, thinning hair?”

Chief Wiggum

#5803

“Hey, look. A flying potato!”

*I can still remember this funny quote from back when I watched The Magic School Bus. :laughing: 8D :laugh:

#5804

Ralph: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.

Principal Skinner: Better start eating, kid.

#5805
  • Whew! I think it’s time to revive this thread…

“Hello, it’s Grandma! Kenan, you left your teddy bear at my house, punk-head!”

“The phone! You didn’t hang up the phone!” “So?” “Everything we just said was recorded on the Dawson’s answering machine!”

“We’ll, if you’re in love with some girl named Amy, why don’t you just ask her out?” “Because I’ve been forbidden.” “By who?” “His daddy!”

-all these quotes are from the Kenan and Kel episode “Dial 0 for Oops”

#5806

Lisa: It’s not my nature to complain, but so far today we’ve had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don’t feel challenged.

Principal Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

#5807

Hmm…I better revive this thread, too.

Operator? This is an emergency. What’s the number for 911?
–ALF (episode: Strangers in the Night)

I resent that. Ah, the joke’s on you, Mr. Banks. You can’t throw me out–'cause I’m already outside.
–The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

He’s right. My advice to you is: Take your foot out of my mashed potato.
–Kenan and Kel (episode: Freezer Burned)

#5808

Marge: Now about your punishment, young man…

Bart: I know, I’ll go to my room to think about what I did.

Homer: Oh, no, your room is full of toys. You’re going to the… uh… garage.

#5809

New people.
Hello.
These are my parents. They’re gonna watch the kids this week.
Oh, welcome to Healthy Tiger. All healthy pan-Asian food!
What’s that?
No MSG, no gluten, no sodium…just healthy food!
–Parental Guidance

#5810

“Cleaning graffiti off a statue makes a mockery of everything I believe in!”

Bart Simpson.

#5811

“I wanna decide who lives and who dies!” - Crow T. Robot

#5812

This perfectly sums up your entire approach to…parenting.
We had an approach?
–Parental Guidance

Some people are worth melting for.
–Olaf (from Frozen)

#5813

“Okay, I’m not going to give up. Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known … then went crazy as a loon.”

Lisa Simpson.

#5814

I really hope it’s not actually made of rainforest…

(^That was me, while discussing about the notebooks that say “Made in Brazil” after coming home from seeing Rio 2 in the theaters a couple of weekends ago)

#5815

“I am compassionate, not insane”
master splinter

#5816

Okay, okay. But first I gotta tell them about this movie I saw last night.
What?
All right. The movie was called “Fat Baby Jake”.
What kind of movie is called “Fat Baby Jake”? Why don’t you just introduce the show?
Hold on. Now the movie was about this big old baby named Jake. Uh-huh.
Oh…please just start the show!
In a minute. So this bad guy comes to town, right? And he’s selling illegal diapers. So the police call in Fat Baby Jake to get him. Ah, have you seen? Fat Baby Jake is so big, he can’t get out of his crib. So the police have to grease him down with blue cheese dressing, and you see, Fat Baby Jake, he tried to…Uh, hold on. Hello?
Would you please just start the television program?!
Sorry.
–Kenan and Kel (episode: Dial 0 for Oops)

#5817

Bart: Military school?! You lied to me!

Homer: Well, I’m sorry if you heard, “Disneyland,” but I distinctly said, “military school.”

#5818

Prince Zuko, pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.
-Uncle Iroh, Avatar: theb Last Airbender

#5819

I would like to call the first witness, Kel Kimble. Get up there, man.
Why…why you following me, man? What’s up, what’s up?
Kel Kimble, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Don’t toy me…
I’m done, I’m done. I know…No, no. I got this. Mr. Kimble, would you care to tell the court in your own words, what happened on the morning of October the 6th?
Uh-oh…I did it! I did it! Kenan, I’m sorry man! I did it! It was an accident! I didn’t mean it! I…dropped the screw…in the tuna! I…dropped the screw…in the tuna! It was me! Oh, the humanity!
–Kenan and Kel (episode: Tainting of the Screw)

#5820

Marge: I don’t think it’s a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself.

Homer: Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.