Come on everyone. Lets not get careless. - Tezuka from
Prince of Tennis.
Moe: Here you go, Barn. That’ll be forty-five bucks
Barney: Forty-five bucks?!!! Well, this better be
the the best tastin’ beer in the world…
(Barney takes a sip of beer)
Barney: You got lucky…
Bugs: Whould
you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy:SHOOT
HIM NOW!!! SHOOT HIM NOW!
Bugs: You keep out of
this. he doesn’t have to shoot you now!
Daffy: Well I say he does have to shoot
me now! So Shoot me now!
Mitch- “Did your BUTT just ding?” 
The Star Swordsman - Yeah, there ya’ go! Good ol’ [i]Looney
Tunes[/i]… 
Puh-ha!! I absolutely love that episode.
“Well, at least something good came out of this.” - Zack
“What?” -
Carrie
“ZOMBIE!!!” - Zack
“Ahhh!!” - Cody
Drew: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show where everything is made up and the
points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like a pep talk to the Cleveland Browns.
Another Simpsons one:
Moe: Hey, it don’t hurt no
more. Ha! Now I can focus on my crippling emotional pain. Oh, Daddy, Daddy, why? Why won’t you hug me? You
hugged the mailman!
[b]The
Office[/b]:
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute
bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
"Duck
you idiots!"
“QUACK!”
Garvin: HEY, RAY’S HERE! HAHA!
Spongebob (Even though I don’t care for it anymore… )
Patrick: “…P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day!!! Hinger-Dinger-Dergen.”
Aaah, my favourite Spongebob quote has to be when Patrick and Spongebob are trying to find Squidward, but there’s like hundreds of Squidwards that all look exactly the same because they live in a sort of Squidward town, and Patrick, bright as he is, walks up to a fire hydrant and says-
“Are you Squidward? … Take your time.”
Just the way he says it…
This one on According to Jim:
Andy: Look Jim! An electronic talking Gollum! (imitating Gollum’s voice) We must haves it! We must haves it! 
Here is one from an X-man show that I love.
“Second best don’t cut it bub!”
Here’s one from Everybody Loves Raymond:
Robert: For you see, it is the nature of the female to gather with other females…
Frank: And screech like a tree full of Chinese monkeys.
Beam us up Scotty(singger). And: Use The Force Luke
Squidward: You will not go back to the Krusty Krab
Spongebob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab
Oh man, oh man, oh man! I’ve been waiting for this! I’ve got loads!
Let’s see. I’ll do a Simpsons one with a Pixar reference:
Tony (i think that was his name. He’s the mob boss) to the kids he’s carpooling: so who wants to sleep with the fishes?
Kids: AHHHH!
Tony: Now that I have this Finding Nemo bedspread
Kids: sigh of relief ohhh
Another Everybody Loves Raymond one:
Marie: You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
So you wanna be a playa,
but your wheels ain’t fly,
ya gotta hook us up
to get a pimped out ride 