Family Guy eh ha ha. Geniuses.
Peter: Brian! There’s a message in my alphabets! It say’s “Oooooooo”!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
(peter griffin runs naked across the park)
Adam West: Oh, get a tan!
Ahh dang…didn’t see that episode…
Ahh…perhaps one of the most memorable is “Can’t Touch Me” by Peter Griffin of Petoria hahaha.
CAn’t touch me is funny too. And about the episode, it is where Peter goes to the doctor and now is afraid of fingers. That is all I can recall for now.
Another quote from The Simpsons :
Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal.
Sorry once again for another double post in advance…
Fraiser
Frasier: I look like a fugitive from Easter Island!!!
Friends
Joey: Aw man, I can’t believe I locked myself out again!!!
Finally, the best of my favorite quotes - there’s a bunch of them, so forgive the small font; had to keep it somewhat
short…
[size=75]“Of course I’m right, I’m the Captain” – Captain Tenneal, “MXC”
"Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.” – Carmen Sandiego, “Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?”"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!” – Gutierrez, "Freakazoid"Brain: “Are you pondering what I am pondering?”
Pinky: “I think so Brain, but [holding his left leg] it’s a miracle that this one grew back.”
– “Pinky and the Brain” "If you wanna win the race, Vic, you just gotta stay in front.” – Kenny Blankenship, “MXC”
“NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…” – Cardinal Ximinez (Michael Palin), “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”
Rachel:
“Guess what, GUESS WHAT?”
Chandler: “The fifth dentist finally caved and now they ALL recommend
Trident?” – “Friends"
House: “You did it didn’t you. You kissed her.”
Dr. Chase:
“It wasn’t sick. It was one kiss for a dying girl. One small… one small kiss before she dies. Thank you.
Thanks.”
House: “This is why you can’t touch my markers.” – House, M.D.
“I reject your reality, and substitute my own!” – Adam Savage, “Mythbusters”"I got an idea…
an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." – Peter Griffin,
“Family Guy”
“The wish is granted. Long live Jambi.” – Jambi, “Pee Wee’s
Playhouse”
“I don’t know anything about a pig and I was nowhere near the boys’ bathroom at the time!” – Gosalyn Mallard, “Darkwing Duck”
“Don’t smoke. Don’t drink and drive. And pay your taxes. Because they will find you.” – James, “Big Brother 6”
“Remember: Our gumshoes are strong and steady. And some of them have moms named Betty. Not mine, but some of them do.” – Chief Lynne Thigpen, “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?”
Fornell: “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”
Gibbs: “Only slightly more than a lot.” – “NCIS”"My reason may very well be
hanging by a thread. Well, my friends, it is my belief that the best happens just before the thread snaps” – Geoffrey Tennant, “Slings and Arrows”
"You know, you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay…” – Benton Fraser, “Due South”[/size]
KE: Ahh MXC, nice to see I’m
not the only one who watches that…
Here’s some quotes from my all time fav, Fresh
Prince!
*Scene: Will and Carlton get themselves cornered in a hotel/apt. room by this big guy named Mad
Dog.*
(Will throws a punch at Mad Dog, lands it, put it barley phases
him)
Will:…Sorry…
(Mad Dog lunges for the both of 'em, but they duck just in time. He
approaches them again)
Will: Aeh. aeh Mad Dog, bro, come on man shouldn’t you be climing up the empire
state building or somethin?..
skips scene
(Will and Carlton somehow climb out the window in a
desperate escape and stand on the ledge, Mad Dog tries to follow and well…you know 
)
Will: Ah HA!
Bet cha wish ya didn’t get off that Slimfast now!
Mad Dog: (struggling to get back inside) Oooh, you’re
lucky, but eventually you’re gonna have to come back in herre!
Will: Ahhh Shut up and get back in there,
you’re stretchin the building…
Here is one from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yugi: Don’t do it Kaiba!
You will destroy an innocent soul!
Kaiba: Yugi, I am president of a successful gaming company. Destroying souls is what I do everyday.
(Very sarcastic, yet akward at the same time)
Here’s one from The Simpsons .
Homer: Oh, Marge. Something bad usually
happens to me when I go anywhere. (He walks away whistling, steps in a puddle, gets hit by a flying disk, and is
bitten in the neck by a bat.) Aw! A bat, now that’s a new one.
Bill: Well, at least he’s psychic
Another one from Fresh Prince:
Carlton: Will just face it, the better man won.
Will: Well the bigger badder man 's bout to beat the better man to oblivion!
Here’s another one from The Simpsons .
Grandpa: Thank you, Ping-Pong.
Orderly: My name is Craig.
Grandpa: Sure it is.
This is from my favorite NFL show called NFL tonight.
Tom Jackson: Reggie bush, welcome to the NFL, and welcome to JACKED UP!!!