Do you mean on FA or here? o.O;
Nah, I mean FA forums. Lol. 
Hey guys, long time no see!! I’m sorry I’ve been gone for such a long time, but we’ve been REALLY busy around here. Ok, I’ve been really busy doing stuff.
But anyways, I’m back! I should be making a weekly appearance, mostly on Saturdays. 
It’s so good to be home!
Hi, Konrad!!!
awkward silence stretches into eternity
Hi, Konrad! Nice to see you on the forums again!
Hey Konrad! Nice to see you back.
LOL! I didn’t realize I was going to get such a greeting! Thanks all of you!
Oh, and no awkward silence IncredigirlVirginia!! I miss you!
I’ve missed all of you! I love you guys! 
Eh, well I usually get awkward silence. 
Welcome back Konrad!!!
Welcome back Konrad, now back me sammich.
LOL! What kind of sandwich?
Mmmm, I guess turkey
Hi Konrad!
Good to see you again, Konrad. I was wondering where you went. 
Guys, I’m gonna leave for Spain in a few minutes. You know, vacation. With my mom and a couple of friends
so see ya in four days!
Bye, Badger! We’ll miss you. 
Have a fun time in Spain though!
Bye Badger! I’m so jealous, I want to go to Spain! Have fun!
Badger here, reporting live from Hotel Papi, Malgrat de Mar, Spain! Thanks dudes!
Yeah, we somehow have Wifi and I persuaded my mom into lending me her laptop. So yeah.
Cool! Hope you’re having a good time!
Badger: Awesome-o! I’m still super jealous of you!