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#61

While running errands with my mom , we passed the movie theater and about 20-30 girls were lined up. In the rain. An hour and a half before the movie started. :unamused:

#62

I could criticize that if I didn’t do that with my own movies, but I do. At least I have the relief that they are quality movies.

#63

Today getting into Toy Story 3 was awful. I missed half the trailers thanks to Twihards :frowning: They just suck the happiness and fun out of life, don’t they? I’m not happy


#64

Well, this will happen until we can educate the world of what’s a good movie and what’s not.

#65

Best tweet ever:

If you don’t get it, Rob Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in HP4.

#66

They should change the title of the third film in the saga to ‘Twi-Hard With a Vengeance’. And the next and final instalment: ‘Live Free or Twi-Hard’.

#67

The next and final instalment is not so final. They copied the Harry Potter method and now they will divide the movie in two parts. So
 two more years of crazy girls stealing the box office from better films :angry:

#68

Well I’m hoping by the time Breaking Dawn comes out the hype will have died down a bit
hopefully. :confused:

#69

I doubt it.

It will only die after the last movie.

#70




#71

I agree. There’s not enough story o make two movies. Basically, the second one will be the characters waiting for the apparently EPIC upcoming battle and then, when the enemy arrives, nothing happens. Yes, that’s very climatic
 BORING!

I think the main mistakes are form the author. The third book in the series was absolutely unnecessary. Nothing happens in that one! She should put elements of the fourth book in the third and that way she could have a less saturated fourth novel, which, by the way, is just like a really bad soap opera.[/spoil]

#72

In that case, we can call Part Two and the final movie
 “Twi-Hardest!”

#73

No matter how hard the twi, the books are too stupid to be changed to good films :frowning:

#74

I dunno how they manage to call Twilight romantic. Yeah, stalking, being abusive and looking through windows at night is totally romantic. :confused:

Heck, even Conker’s Bad Fur Day is more romantic. Conker’s girlfriend is quite a ditz and he doesn’t listen to her, though at the part when she gets shot, oh man, Conker’s face
 it just kills me every time. :C Unbelievable how many personality Rare managed to put in those old 64-bit graphics. Those 64-bit characters have more personality than Kstew does when she’s playing Bella.

Is that weird?

(sorry, fanbrat raeg.)

#75

You can be sure I’ll be giving my money to this movie instead. :wink:

#76

I would, but those Friedberg - Seltzer parodies are awful.

#77

Have you guys read the email that the twilight fan send to universal saying that the wolfman is a ripoff of jacob and that stephanie meyer created werewolfs and vampires? its hilarious!:lol: :laughing:

Here see for yourself

latinoreview.com/news/taylor 
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#78

Oh, my.

You made my day with that letter, lord_zedd!

#79

I don’t know whether to laugh at the stupidity of that girl, or cry knowing that horror is now officially dead. :imp: Thanks Stephanie Myer. Am I the only one here who actually has never seen, read, or even touched a Twilight movie/book?

#80

You’re not the only one, Chuckles. :smiley: