Twlight Haters Unite!

What I dislike about Twilight so much is just how poorly written it was. It’s excusable, Meyers is a first-time writer, but wow… I have read books that hardly saw the light of day that were so much better than this, yet Twilight practically became a new-world power. :confused: I haven’t seen any of the movies (thank God) but I have some close friends that share the same opinion as me, and they said it was hard not to laugh throughout the entire film. :laughing:

Twilight is a perfect movie that you can watch with your friends, its very fun to make fun of edward stupid lines :laughing: :laughing:

“Bella, will you marry me?”

My take on this:
Why? You’re stupid, worthless, and ugly!! I’d sooner marry my computer.

Well Incredigirlvirginia, me and my friends always make more fun of bella than edward, shes such a stupid character :angry: , how stupid can you be to think that someone stalking you is romantic?also she dont pay attention to her friends who want the best for her, and its more than happy to leave her family and friends behind for the sparkiling vampire, she does not have other goals in life other than be with edward.

Of course Edward is a very stupid character too, hes an inmortal being and what does he do? he keeps going to secundary , again and again and again…

This pic explains what i think of edward

Put this in a different perspective. Meyer can’t help her books are popular and other (better) books ‘don’t see the light of day’. If everyone you know supports you and tells you your writing is awesome, how can she believe different. I did mildly enjoy reading the Twilight series, aside from all the obvious flaws… The movies however… suck BIG TIME.

I did like ‘The Host’, another novel she wrote, but the last time I read that was over 2 years ago (although the idea of ‘interspecies love interests’ did seem very awkward… alien parasites ftw?). I don’t know what I’d think about that book if I reread it now. Currently busy reading ‘Vernon God Little’, so I’m going to have to finish that first. :slight_smile:

Haha.

Actually, Twilight also classifies as a story about ‘interspecies love interests’, so she evidently has a thing for that topic 8D

Unfortunate implications time! :laughing:

It’s not really interspecies… Vampires are supernatural humanoids. :wink: The Host takes the whole ‘interspecies’ thing a step beyond it’s definition. Human×Alien love… although this time, the love is only a side-story. The main thing was Melanie reuniting with other human ‘survivors’ and proving herself trustworthy while she’s being ‘controlled’ by an alien parasite.

Yeah, but she thinks her bokks are the best and keeps comparing herself to shakespeare.

She also acts like a 12 year old , seriusly, i wanted to slap her on the head when she said that the real vampires were too creepy and yucky

I can wait to see her face when her fans forget her :smiley:

Lol, that fails.

LZ, that’s true…I hate Bella. In 8th grade, everyone told me I looked like her!! Why?? :cry:

Really? were they making fun of you or were they saying that you were awesome?

Anyway, old news is old, but here is the article were stephen king says that stephanie meyer SUCKS

twilightseriestheories.com/2009/ … nie-meyer/

Haha.

I’ve always loved that article. Specially the part where he compares Meyer with Rowling.

While i hate what Twilight has been turning into i still love the book and Stephenie Meyer a LOT >> though i like The Host better
I absolutly hate the movie and what a slut they turned Bella into (and what a frozen *ag they turned my Edward into) but hey they wanted little crazy pozer girls to like it…
Eh its a very touchy subject to me because I’m sort of a hypocrite about it since i do have a freaking purse with Rob on it =.= I’m sorry but i had to buy it because it is say ‘leaving you is the hardest thing ive done’ (it has significe with my relationship history) see so ya i’m a half hypocrite hater then half fan girl. ==
I just hate how a prep can carry around the book and her friends are like O-M-G that is like, the best book ever! -not to mention the only one i’ve like, read!- UGH!!! >> see lots of anger here >> The stupid girls like that are the ones that give the true fans who actually cared about the book, what was it 5 or 6 years ago when it first came out, a bad name.
I’m sort of the “freak” at school you get what i mean but even i know how to make people like me evil grin though they know what to say to piss me off >> Ive loved vampires since i like 5 and i’m not over exagerating either. And now these people start trends then the aurthors now at days have to write books about vampires because thats what sells and it just breaks my heart because i grew up with blood suckers that had the occasional crush on a human but only because he wanted to make her his eternal bride or want her blood. Yes the twist of actual romance and legend was wonderful from Stephenie but all the people out there trying to recreate that once in a life time thing is pissing me off not to mention boring the hell out of me.
UGH i talk to much >> no ones going to read it cause i talk to much =
= by the way lord_zedd nice picture Y3

I agree with everithing you said khstar , in fact one of the main reasons i started hating twilight was because i meet a fan of it, she tought Twilight was better than the da vinci code.

Also stephanie meyer doesnt help , comparing herself to shakespeare every time she can, also breaking dawn sucked and what did she do? she blamed her fans for not liking the book
:angry:

Its okay to like the book, but say is the best book ever?NO

I am most annoyed by the fact that that creeping creep Edtard has so many fangirls.

He’s not even remotely attractive.

Even more creepy is the fact that some girls would like to be stalked by edward :open_mouth:

And even more creepy than that is the fact that some girls find stalking hot, period. :laughing:

YDDDD harsh Y3 but ya i wish he’d get out of his hobo trend >>

Just wanted to share this awesome picture with you guys

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