Rofl, I’ve seen that one on DA, it’s so awesome. Count Count is so much cooler than Edwart. xD
Last night there was a pretty funny parody of Twilight on The Simpsons for the Treehouse of Horror episode. I recommend watching it.
Everyone is cooler than edward 
LOL. Expect Justin Birber, Edward beats him in coolness by a inch.
But barney the dinosaur culd beat them both with his eyes closed and hands tied
Justin bieber was pronounced dead today at 3:55am he was dancing when someone sniped his face before he died he got back up did 5 back flips and broke his neck and finally died lol oh and twilight the final movie was canceled so i guess 2 great things happend in one day
THE STORY ABOVE IS PURELY WISHFUL THINKING AND NOT IN ANYWAY TRUE OR CONFIRMED IN ANY WAY. 
^ I think that’s kind of mean. I hate Twilight and JB, but that’s just taking it too far, about him dying. That movie, however, should be canceled.
Sorry if i came of a little to mean but i have that much hatred towards JB i mean the kid rised to stardom for no reason i mean he cracks a smile and makes a million bucks if u ask me he is making money off of garbage for god sakes one of his songs only says the word baby and he is winning artist of the year awards something is seriously wrong with society i cant wait till the bieber fever epidemic dies which will most likely be never. 
I honestly fought the JB thing was really funny. But seriously, why do I keep coming to this thread? It always gets on my nerves… All this Twilight bashing.
Funny that you mention that because im (censored) SICK OF FANGIRLS TALKING ALL OVER THE INTERNET HOW HOT IS EDWARD AND THINKING THEY KNOW EVERITHING ABOUT LITERATURE JUST FOR READING THOSE 3 BOOKS .
SHAME on the (censored) Stephanie Meyer for destroying vampires , for teaching that stalking is A GOOD THING! ,for making people believe shes a Good writer just by using fancy words!, For teaching that lust is love AND for teaching that if you are not a hot guy you are NOT a guy, but just a piece of crap.
Seriusly, this thread makes you sick, but all the twilight fangirls on the internet dont?So , we cant have this thread, it needs to be all Twilight praising on the internet?
Thank god for this thread and twilight sucks.com
Hilarious pic of edward getting knocked out by the count i praise you Zedd hehehe
Lol. I can see it now " One punch, Two punch, Three Punch, Four Punch, Five Punch! Five, Five Punchs to knock Edward out, Ah AH AH AH!"
From my point of view, maybe Twilight wouldn’t be so hated if it wern’t for the film adapations and fangirls.
Speaking of which, The latest Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode had a segment making fun of Twilight, with Danial Radcliffe as a guest star. It was okay, but could have mocked Twilight a bit more.
A Twilight obsession does run in my family a bit. My sister loves the books and films (Typical, really) and my mum does read the books occassionally. I can’t say I really have a problem with that.
And that picture is funny.
I like that photo. Honestly, if TL was less popular, I’d be nicer.
I just imagined count count doing that
Interesting article here:
ferretbrain.com/articles/article-366
It does generalise teenagers a bit (but the author admits this), and to be quite frank I know of people my age or TWICE my age who like these books.
But it does interestingly get into why people can like Twilight despite knowing better sometimes. Be warned- the title is a bit uh adult.
Quote from article:
[i]"Teen crushes and love affairs (to be honest, crushes and love affairs in general) are rarely humorous to those involved: unrequited love is the most painful of adolescent experiences and your first taste of romance the most intoxicating. And although when you look at Edward Cullen with the eyes of an adult you see an obsessive, domineering, disempowering, semi-misogynistic nutjob, when you look at him with the eyes of a teenager, he’s utterly, profoundly desirable.
His whole world is Bella - because he never sleeps, he can literally spend every hour of every day either with her, watching her or thinking about her. He has no life and no interests outside her - for the rest of us that alone cries out “restraining order”, for a teenager (to make this less patronising, I’ll say, for my teenage self) the idea of someone being completely bound up in you is breathtakingly romantic. As a teenager, you are still semi-dependent upon various authority figures (school, parents, etc. etc.) and very probably highly uncertain in yourself - thus the idea of another person needing you for anything cannot fail to be appealing. Again, I’m making a lot of generalisations about The Way Teenage Girls Feel here, but I associate my own teenage years with confusion, helplessness and a fair quantity of misery. Quite frankly, I wanted an Edward Cullen - because I thought that through the value given to me by another I could learn to value myself. Feeling incomplete, because, quite frankly, I was, I was searching for romance to “complete” me. That real loves exists only between two fully self-actualised, functional and capable human beings is something one learns only in later life. "[/i]
The nostalgia critic bashed Bella Sawn in one of his most recent videos
youtube.com/watch?v=TIEJsf_cg70
" Thats right girls , if your boyfriend leaves you throw yourself off a cliff , sure you may be dead, but thall teach him"
OMG WHERE HAS THIS THREAD BEEN ALL MY LIFE. /choirs of angels sing
yay! An Anti-Twilight club that I didn’t know about!
Twilight gives me the creeps.