Here are some of my weirdest dreams I’ve had recently (and yes, they all contain WALL-E characters at some point within them)…
The One Where All of Our Chickens Are Acting Like Cats
Ooh, man! What an extremely weird dream I had!
Basically it was the middle of the night when my mom and dad had somehow decided to go out to eat at Bob Evan’s, and it was snowing outside. But I had to urge myself into not leaving the house yet because a whole bunch of Christmas lights covered the entire living room perimeter, and I didn’t want them left on.
Then we got out to the van, and I did have my tablet and stylus with me, but when we got to the traffic light, I realized I had left my headset in my room. Then we saw a miniature school bus drive past us. For some reason there was Wi-Fi access in the car, and I was looking for something to watch on Netflix.
Pretty soon we changed our minds and decided to turn around and go back, and I think there must’ve been a time-lapse, because all of a sudden it changed from nighttime to daylight.
Later in the kitchen, while sitting at the table, I heard a “meow” coming from the door to the front deck. So we got up to investigate, and I saw not one—but rather, two kitties! One of them appeared to be a gray tabby, and the other one was mostly white with just a bit of black. There was also some young girl and her parents who had randomly stopped by for a visit.
Then we went to the other side of the yard, and we had a huge flock of chickens. Then the chickens started to rub against the girl’s legs because they liked her. Stuff happened, and I don’t know what else—except for what I remember to be an accidental turn and dip into a trough-like tub filled with swimming pool water. And I had my clothes on when it happened, because I didn’t feel like swimming.
Pretty soon my mom asked me to run back into the house for a flash drive. It turned out there was some kind of movie she had saved on there that she wanted to watch later. But when I put it into the computer tower, it looked like some of Dad’s files were on there too. I did find the file that Mom was looking for, of course, but then it didn’t get very far…and at some point before that happened, the entire downstairs of the house was all lounge-like, and some random woman was talking to us.
And that was when the dream quickly changed its concept on me…
All of a sudden, I found myself in a strange place. I heard some voices chatting to each other, but I didn’t think much of it. But it turned out they were using some kind of a handheld tool, and pretty soon I came closer for further investigation…
Only to find out rather quickly that something had gone completely wrong which caused EVE to be flightless! Seriously, she was just laying there for a while with a rather distressed look in her eyes…and not only that, but when she did get fixed there were voices in her head that started to speak to her. And whenever she would respond to them she called them “Mommy” and “Daddy”. Then she flew off.
So then I found myself somewhere in a wood-like area, and I was flipping through a book, with a bunch of photos and pictures all labeled by year. One of them was marked “1991”, and in the picture there was movement coming from a small black speck flying above a giant piece of paper…
Oh, no! The black speck was shaped…like EVE! And not only that, but I think she must’ve been…shrunk?!
Then I looked further into the pages and another pic featured some “Peanuts” characters having a dance. But I didn’t see Snoopy or Woodstock anywhere…just the kids.
Finally, I found myself hiking in the woods or something, and apparently I had brought with me a bunch of LeapPad cartridges and booklets, whose pages I started to flip through randomly.
Then I woke up, thinking to myself: Oh, noes!
Flying Cars
So I had this randomly weird and exciting dream where I was riding up front in some kind of a transport, but sometimes it would look as if I was running alongside it because the interior kept disappearing and reappearing. This happened a few times, and the whole rest of the ride itself was really strange because the driver was way back behind me—apparently the steering wheel had been placed in the back seat instead of the front seat. But the van didn’t swerve, and for a long time we kept going straight down this really long and seemingly endless stretch of country road. Finally we saw a green light in the distance (not sure if it was coming from the city lights or if the sky was just starting to go into dawn, because it was nighttime when the dream took place), and we both decided we’ve had enough of going that one direction so we turned left.
*Apparently, the driver was trying to take me to my aunt’s house but kept getting lost because my dream-self had forgotten the directions and I couldn’t tell him what they were. And to put it another way, I have no idea which of my relatives this dream world driver was representing!
Then all of a sudden we crossed over on the Golden Gate Bridge, but when we reached that one end the driver and I couldn’t see anything, because now we were in this huge thick cloud with a grayish color. And we didn’t fall because it turned out the van we were in was also a flying car. There were other flying cars that kept getting in our way, and the only way to dodge them was with sharp turns and tilts. But shortly after the gray cloud disappeared and we landed—right back where this whole part of the dream had started—the dream suddenly changed its concept on me, and then all of a sudden it looked like I was watching a rearranged version of the chase sequence from WALL-E…not on the screen, but rather a bit up close! But it looked as if all the reject bots were lined up in straight columns, and there were far fewer steward bots. Then I could only see the top half of WALL-E, because EVE was carrying the bottom half of him. And it turned out the gears were jammed plus the treads were missing, as I could see when WALL-E was put back together and then suddenly he fell over. (At least he was still functioning…)
Then I woke up. (*Two thumbs up for finally seeing the Golden Gate Bridge in my dream again! Yes, it has been a long while, hasn’t it?)
Oh, and when the dream changed its concept on me, this is what I noticed:
Changed from full color to a brief total blackness, then from blackness to a faded black and white, and then finally back to full color again. And it all happened in matter of seconds, too!
Restaurant-Style Dining Tables Under the Stairs?!?!!
My sister, Mom and I were taking a big trip across the state in my dream last night. We were passing through Cuyahoga, and I could tell because the train on that railroad nearby looked very familiar. But then we started to pass over some hills, and it was really hard to see that distant point of view—on account of there was some thick, white fog we were in that got in our way. Then we nearly passed a tunnel, but from what I could see, this whole set of tunnels was more like a big, white castle, and there were quite a few people visiting there (as was indicated by all the cars parked up on the flat roof there). Also a girl and her dog were living there in the castle…though I only saw that briefly, because I only looked from the outside and not the inside. My mom and sister and I also stopped at a hotel somewhere along the way (during the trip).
Suddenly, there was a drive-in theater that we pulled in to, but the whole place looked like it was all set up in the middle of the parking lot. For some reason the whole crowd (which, luckily, we were still able to find seats in) was watching Despicable Me, and it looked as if Gru and Dr. Nafario were both acting really strange—having an argument with each other, that is, while wearing some goofy-looking outfits to make themselves look silly. But then the end credits came in all too soon, all with the form of colored text. (They’re usually white letters on a black screen in real life—as a lot of movies with their end credits tend to have that.) I looked down at a mug that had just appeared right into my hand, and at the bottom there was hot chocolate mix with marshmallows. So the whole crowd started chanting, “Hot chocolate! Hot chocolate! Hot chocolate!” and then WALL-E came passing through each and every row of our seating with a serving tray, handing out mugs to us as he went. (He did appear somewhere in the crowd earlier before the movie started, though.) Finally we were visiting this really long church-like building (with a roofed patio out front), and I saw Arthur, D.W., and their family—plus I think a few of their friends—visiting there. I also went face to face with a chef, using a dictionary—not exactly hitting each other with it, but rather, flipping through the really thick layer of pages. Other than that, all we did was run around and explore a bit—either back and forth or going in circles—and at some point we had to go up and down a whole set of stairs that looked like they belonged to the basement (except they went both ways), in which some random people were sitting and dining at the tables right underneath. (Strange place to set up a restaurant-like atmosphere, I say!) But just as we got in the van and continued on our way, I woke up.
P.S.–I also had a dream where I was at a restaurant, and a bunch of LEGO mini-figures were lining up at a window outside…then I went in and got to my table and opened up this huge book with a whole lot of pages, one of which had randomly mentioned that while EVE loved her missions both on board and outside the Axiom, she also sometimes gets a bit lonely. *Darn you, subconscious!
And that’s pretty much all I have to share…for now. Bet the world, there’s more to come.
–evspixarfan2012