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#1

Your favourite quotes from the movies (include the third if you want from the trailers,sneek peeks etc) :smiley:

  • ‘I wanna ride the pony!’

  • ‘I can see your dwelling from here, your almost home’

  • ‘No one’s getting replaced’

  • ‘Hey Gaas duude!’

  • ‘Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket, rockets explode!’

  • ‘Right, right, HAS ANYONE SEEN WOODY’S HAT YET!’

  • ‘Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket’

  • ‘Use your head’

  • ‘I seriously doubt he’s getting this kind of mileage’

The only one thus far from the third which I like is ‘FAR OUT!’, after Lotso shouts to Ken.

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#2

My favorite quotes are pretty much all from the first movie:

Woody: ‘PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
Woody: "Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket, rockets explode!’
Woody: "YOU ARE A TOY!! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re - you’re an action figure! You are a child’s play thing!

Buzz: This isn’t flying, this is falling with–with style!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.
Buzz: I don’t belive that man’s ever been to medical school!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Buzz: DOn’t you get it? You see the hat? I AM MRS. NESBIT!

Potato Head: Whatre you looking at, ya hockey puck?
Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

Shark: Look, I’m Woody! Howdy, Howdy, Howdy
Woody: Ha ha, ah haha Give me that!

Slinky: Gadilly Bob Howdy!

Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur–a mean one? I just don’t think I could Take that kind of rejection!
and a lot more…

#3

Anything Woody says :smiley:
And the argument at the gas station, which has already been entirely quoted twice, so I won’t bother :laughing:

#4

I’ll start my posting career here with what is undoubtedly my favorite line, courtesy of Rex:

I don’t like confrontations!

#5

“Sid, your Pop-Tarts are ready!”

“I am Mrs. Nesbitt!”

As well as the rocket lighting and medical school quotes.

#6

Buzz: Don’t worry Woody. In just a few hours you’ll be sitting around a campire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes.
Woody: They’re called smores Buzz.
Buzz: Right right of course.

#7

As others have already mentioned, the ‘You are a TOY!’ part, and the entire Mrs. Nesbit conversation. And of course.

Woody: Buzz, give me a hand!
Buzz throws up his disconnected arm
Woody: Oh, haha, very funny…Buzz this is serious!

Or something along those lines. Others from the first include "Im Picasso!’ "Wait I just lit a rocket, rockets explode!’ ‘Laser envy.’ ‘Did you all take Stupid Pills this morning?’ ‘The words I’m searching for, I can’t say, because there are preschool toys present.’ amoung many other. Looking back, it seems that most of these are from Potato Head…what can I say, he’s one funny dude.

From 2:

Jessie’s entire introduction scene, especially, “Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln!”

"Prepare to meet, MR. ANGRY EYES!’

“In just a few hours, you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy eating delicious hot Schmoes!”
“They’re called S’mores, Buzz.”
“Yes, yes. Of course.”

“But I don’t wanna use my head!”

“I was a yo-yo!”
“Was a yo-yo?”

"Uh, ma’am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It’s ah… um… I must go. "

And of course the whole “Buzz I am your father!” thing. :laughing:

There are more, of course, but this is just from memory.

#8

Woody:“YOU ARE A TOY!! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re - you’re an action figure! You are a child’s play thing!”
Sid’s mom: “Sid your pop tarts are ready”
Mr. Pototo head: “ages 3 and up, that’s what it says on my box, ages 3 and up Im not supposed to be babysitting for princess drew.”
Buzz:" This isn’t flying, this is falling with style."
Hamm: “Yes, sir, we’re next month’s garage sale fodder for sure”
Buzz: “Right now posed at the edge of the galaxy” (Don’t wanna say of all it.
Alien:" The claw"
Mr. pototo head: " I gotta shave"

#9

Rex!!!

“But I don’t wanna use my head!”

Rex: Hey guys! Wait for me!
[trips into the backseat]
Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please! Permanecer sentados, por favor!

"And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand. "

#10

“Woody, look under your boot.” “Don’t be silly, my hat is not under my boot!”

“GOLLY BOB HOWDY” Oh shut up!"

“Right Rex?” “lskgjlsd I don’t like confrontation!”

“Okay Mr. Lightbeer.”

“Who’s behind?” “Mine…”

“STICK 'EM UP! … I guess we’ll work on that later.”

“What’s that? Bark bark? Um, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little ‘private time’…”

…Does this one count?
“There’s a little baby tiny thing I forgot to tell you.” “Mmhm, what’s that Heimlich?” “Well, you know, it’s a 2 movie…haha… but it’s not A Bug’s Life 2!” “Well then wh- wh- I, I don’t understand- what is it- then ?” “AAAAAAAAHHH!!”

#11

Woody’s laugh after “Buzz look an alien!” is the best

And obviousl “Hey Hamm look! I’m Picasso!”
“I don’t get it.”
“You Uncultured Swine! What are you looking at ya hockey puck?!”

#12

Yeah, that laugh if fantastic. One of my favorite moments.

#13

‘You see the hat? I AM. MISSES. NESBITT. lol’

In Dutch it may be even awesomer, most Dutch voices fail but that sentence is AWESOME… 'Zie je ‘t hoedje? Ik ben MEVROUW THEELEUT!’

‘Hey Buzz! Come over here and gimme a hand!’ Buzz throws arm ‘very funny.’
Or something like that.

Buzz: story about how Zurg is planning to destroy Earth
Woody: ‘YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYY! You’re not a SPACE RANGER… you’re a child’s…’ does ‘small’ gesture with hand ‘…PLAYTHING!!!’
Buzz: ‘You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity. Farewell.’

There were some more I really liked but apparently I forgot.

#14

I can’t believe nobody mentioned this yet:

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!”
-Buzz

Awesome comeback line! :smiley:

#15

Woody’s toy phrases- “You’re my favorite Deputy”, “Reach for the Sky!”, “Someone’s poisoned the waterhole”, “There’s a snake in my boot”, “Ye-haw, let’s get this gravy train a’movin’!”, “Sorry boys, I’d like to join your posse, but first I’m gonna sing a little song”

Btw, the last quote was seen in a deleted scene youtube.com/watch?v=L_k1Du-zRZA

Buzz’s toy phrases- “This is a secret mission in uncharted space. Let’s Go!”

Hannah- “Oh really Mrs Nesbit? That is sooo interesting?”, “Excuse me ladies”

Mrs Phillips- “Sid, you’re Pop Tarts are ready!”

Buzz- “Instead I’m sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister”

Woody- “and make sure everyone attends Mr Spell’s lecture on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed! Ok? Ok”

Bo- “and the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat”

Woody’s Roundup doll commercial- “This is for when I’m not around”

Andy- “New Toys!”, “Ok everybody, this is a stickup!”, “It’s party time Woody!”, “Molly, you’re getting heavy”, “Stick em’ up! … we’ll work on that later”

-Omar

#16

sid blows up combat carl

Buzz-" I could have stopped him"
Woody-" Buzz, I would love to see you try. Course, I’d love to see you as a crater"

Genius

#17

LOL, I can’t believe no-ones posted this one yet!!
Buzz Nah, I’m gonna stay here, I’ve got some catching up to do with my dad!
Buzz tosses the ball and it bonks Zurgs head.
Zurg Go long, son.
Buzz Thanks, you’re the best, dad. YIPPEEEE!!!

Buzz Soon you’re going to be sitting around a campfire cooking hot shmoes
Woody They’re called Smores, Buzz.
Buzz right

Mrs. Potato Head And your ANGRY EYES[i], just in case.
Mr. Potato Head sighs

Then again, everything about the potato heads is hilarious!! Especially Mrs. Potato Head. She is the best. I am so glad that TS3 is going to pay more attention to them this time :smiley:

#18

TS1:

The entire gas station scene, and the Mrs. Nesbit scene, as already quoted.

Buzz: I’ve set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em’ to death.

Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head… hey, I can dream, can’t I?

Woody: All right, that’s enough! Look, we’re all - very impressed with Andy’s new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, t-oy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is “space ranger”.
Woody: The word I’m searching for, I can’t say, because there’s preschool toys present.

Woody: He’s not a space ran-ger! He doesn’t fight evil or, or… shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
[Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can’t fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can’t.
Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can’t.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can’t, can’t, ca-an’t!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.
[Buzz lands back on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver]
Buzz: Can!

And really, too many more to mention!

TS2:

Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [cough] Um, okay, but it won’t be the same coming from me.

Buzz: Tell me I wasn’t this deluded.
Buzz #2: No back talk!

Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz: Who’s behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine…
[Slinky Dog’s back half catches up with the group]

Tour guide Barbie: I’m Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud…

Again, just too many!

TS3 (so far):

Ken: Folks, if you want to step right this wa…
[Take my breath away…]
Ken: Hi, I’m Ken.
Barbie: Barbie.
Ken: Love your leg warmers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!

Mr. Potato Head: It was cold, and dark! Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs!
Hamm: Uhhh… I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs…

#19

From the mighty Rex:

‘How do you spell F.B.I.?’

#20

Probably all of this and some more.

“We are going to DIE.”

"No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. "

“Buzz, could you give me a hand here?”
cut-off arm plops next to Woody
“Ha-ha, ha-ha. That’s real funny; THIS IS SERIOUS!”

The Dinoco gas station scenes, Pizza Planet scenes, and every scene in Sid’s House/backyards. Hell, the entire movie is made up of awesome quotes. It’s probably my fave movie to quote from, aside from Forest Gump and maybe The Prince Bride.