Why was Iron Man sad?
Because he was played by Robert Downey Jr.!
Ha ha ha, that was a really cool and funny joke.
O__o
Aha I love this thread, sometimes it’s hilarious and sometimes no comments ! 
Why are Backstreet Boys horible dancers?
They are not N’Sync.
Puh-ha! Dude, those are hilarious. 
– Mitch
It isn’t the funniest one I’ve got Mitch, but it was lurking in my head at the moment.
A small, little, humorous one.
Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog; he won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!”
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson’s apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lays there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
Rofell Mayo! 
Go get him spike!!
LOL
ROFL
oh man that was good.
who knew parrots were intelligent.
Obviously, not us. 
Q. How do you make a gay person confused?
A. Orange
[spoil]If you get confused it shows your gay[/spoil]
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay… 
There nothing wrong being gay, but what I’m trying to do is make a straight person get confused, by saying “orange” and making look gay even though they didn’t intend to be one.
My joke is a failure.
Don’t get anyone started. Wow. B-on-T
naaa… azzstar, that was actually quite funny… after a matter of confusion. and why didn’t anyone say HA HA! never heard that one before… at my Mr.incredible joke? any way, here’s another one: (it’s a bit Irish)
A man walks into a pub and he sees another guy with a dog.
He goes up to the man with the dog and says does your dog bite?
The other guy says no he doesn’t!
So he pats the other guys dog and then the dog bites him.
he said: I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.
Then the owner said: that’s not my dog!
Sorry, dude.
That’s not my dog LOL!
if you thought that joke wasn’t all that funny, then that’s all right because i don’t even think that’s funny. I just felt like putting it on here.
That joke is well done in “The Pink Panther” original adventures…oh i love that scene.
Clusso walks into a hotel. Dog is sitting to right in little rug. Man behind counter is rather in a different state of mind. Smoking pipe and reading newspaper.
Clusso-Dozs your dog bite??
Man looks up slowly and rather bewildered.
No?!?
Clusso bends down…Nize doggy…Rowlf “growl”
I thought you zaid your dog doez not bite?
Man looks over the counter…
That iz not my dog.
I liked it how you put ze aczent into it. I like it ven people do that.