[size=167]NikChik11 is back! Celebrate with loads of balloons![/size]
Welcome back, Nikki! I missed you like crazy! Do a blooper, please! waits impatiently 
Balloons! grabs one I rly did miss you guys! hugs
And no, TSS I hope I don’t decide to leave again either! Lol
Okay… um… let me think…
Director: Okay guys, let’s take this from the—
- Suddenly Ned (from Horton Hears a Who) rushes through the set*
Ned: Sorry- sorry I’m late. pants Wait… Where the heck am I?
Sally: O_o Um… I think you have the wrong set…
Ned: O___O GAAH! WT…? CARS CAN’T TALK!
Lightning: Well at least we know what we are!
Mater: Yeah… wut are you?
Ned: I’m not a what… I’m a Who…
Director: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE MOVIE PLEASE?
… Okay… that really sucked… Lol
Srry. ^^; I’m going through a Horton Hears a Who obsession right now. xD
And…I can’t really think of anything decent enough to put on here… =P
No that was funny. That was cool that ya put a crossover in it.
Nikki: Seriously, that was so random, it was hilarious. 
One question: aren’t Whos, like, super-small? 
Now that this thread has been brought back up, I guess I can do one.
Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!
Buzz: You are a sad stragne little. . .
Car Woody: Hey hey hey what’s this? Get outta freaks! THis is our movie now!
Car Buzz: Yeah, go back to the toy box where you belong.
John: CUT CUT CUT!!! Can we please get this last scene finished? (sighs) Woody, Buzz.
Woody and Car Woody: Yes?
Buzz and Car Buzz: Yes?
John: NO the real Woody and Buzz. Both of you please get of, we’re filming now.
Woody: But I thought you said there was going to be a Toy Story Cameo.
haha, nice one.
David: Thank you. Why don’t you try coming up with one? I am sure you got some funny ones in your head.
Scene where Doc is telling Lightning about his wreck in 54.
Lightning: Seriously, you’re driving’s incredible!
Doc: Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning: I mean it! You still got it!
Doc: I’m asking you to leave!
Lightning: I’m a racecar, you’re a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same, Dad.
Doc: Umm…I know for sure that wasn’t supposed to be there.
Lightning: I’m so stupid! Why would you in anyway be a dad to me!?
Doc: Don’t I kinda help to raise you up in this movie!?
Lightning: What, do you actually want to be my dad?
Doc: Umm… 
Lightning: I think you should give yourself a check-up, Dad.
Doc: You just said it again!
Lightning: Dang it!
Just a little something that popped in my brain. May not be the funniest thing in the world, but it may get some laughs.
This just came to me while listening to my iPod. Okay.
Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.
Doc didn’t come through the door.
Lasseter: Doc! You’re supposed to come into the scene now!
In the distance, they could hear some singning.
Lightning: What the @$*&! That sounds like Doc!
At Doc’s place:
Doc is singing Fall Out Boy’s newest hit, I Don’t Care.
Lightning: Doc, first we find out you’re the Hudson Hornet, and now you’re also a singer!
Doc jumps and sees Lightning there.
Doc: You weren’t supposed to know that!
Lightning: Is that my iPod?
Lightning grabs the iPod Doc has to see it is blue, not red like his.
Lightning: Where’d you get Fall Out Boy’s newest song?
Doc: I bought the CD on Tuesday, the day it came out.
Lightning: You have the whole CD! I only have I Don’t Care, Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet, What a Catch Donnie, and America’s Suitehearts because they were all on iTunes. You GOTTA let me borrow the CD!
Doc: Weren’t you supposed to be filming a scene today?
Lightning: Yeah. But you didn’t show up!
Doc: I have the day off! They changed the schedule on what we were filming today. All of the scenes that are being filmed don’t star me.
Lightning: No one said anything about a schedule change!
None of them noticed that Chick was silently laughing about what he had done.
Hope it’s good. It came to me while I was listening to I Don’t Care on my iPod like 5 minutes ago. Inspiration comes to me everywhere.
Chick: I am NOT coming in behind you again, old man!
(He taps King’s tire; King goes flying out of the racetrack.)
Chick: Holy s***!!!
That was funny! I like crossover outtakes!
I wanna put a blooper up, but…wow, I’m really drawing a blank here…(sorry, I was quoting Horton Hears a Who xD, but really, I can’t come up with anything right now…
“Gentlemen! Start your engines!”
Doc goes to start his up, but instead, he lets out a large fart. “It wasn’t me!”
“Yes it was!” Sheriff replied.
Then, Lightning lets out an even bigger fart. “I think me and Doc are laying off the bean burritos from now on.”
Inspired by a YouTube video, Gassy Cars 2
In the courtroom…
Doc: – I’m gonna put him in jail until the jail rots, then I’m gonna move him to a new jail, and let THAT jail rot…
rises up on the stand thingy
Doc: – I’m gonna – GWAAAH!
Doc falls off the stand
JL: o_O i[/i]
Doc: (trying to act like that didn’t just happen) aAAarRrgGGhh!!! (shouting all deliriously) IM GONNA PUT HIM IN MY JAIL UNTIL HIS JAIL ROTS AND THEN I’M GONNA MOVE THE JAIL UNTIL HE ROTS AND–
Once again, another funny one Roflcoptinator
That’s one of the funnies ones on here!!! You gotta make another one of these! Better than my three!
Man, it’s been forever!! Okay, I wrote this with my friend smile-clarenet from FanFiction.net. So it’s actually decent for once! XD
Lightning drives away from Doc’s clinic, sees the can on the ground and kicks it in frustration. It bounces away and through the ajar door of what seems to be a garage. A crashing sound comes from inside and Lightning whinces hoping nothing’s broken. Lightning drives in to find a few spare parts all bent up and broken
Lightning: shaking They better be old parts, or I’m toast!
Doc hears the noise in the treatment room and goes to see what is going on. He sees the spare parts, and Lightning looking guilty
Lightning: I-I-I c-can explain!
Doc glares at him
Lightning: I-I’m outta here!
Doc: Good riddance! yells after Lightning’s rapidly retreating dust cloud
Doc looks at the parts Doc: I spent $1,000 on these parts! And look! Ugh!
Lightning creeps back and peers around the door: I can pay for it he says nervously
Doc gives him a death glare Doc: Get out of here! You did enough damage already!
Lightning flees a second time, before Doc has a chance to kill him
Doc: That kid’s gonna be the death of me. Now, what am I gonna do with these!
Cue Sheriff Sheriff: Woah, what happened here?
Doc: Lightning broke my parts for an operation!
Sheriff secretly feels relieved
Doc: I could use them to wack the boy with. That’ll teach him a lesson.
Sheriff decides its safer to back away slowly and let Doc cool down
Doc: And I will get more parts, so don’t think just because that punk ruined them, you’ll get away without having an operation.
Sheriff flees after Lightning: Wait up, hotrod!!
Doc: rolls eyes
THE END!
Okay, I think I’ve got one!
Cue scene where McQueen and Sally are standing on the cliff near Wheel Well.
Lightning: You know I really missed you Sally.
Sally: Well, you know I create feelings in others that they them don’t understand and blah blah blah blah blah…
Now Mater was supposed to appear in helicopter and interupt the two, but he doesn’t, instead Lightning and Sally get close to kissing, but never do.
Lightning: nervous uh… backs up, nervously heh. ^^;
Sally: What? Wha-what’s wrong?
Lightning: I-I umm… Nothing… just… clears throat ahem. Looks around then whispers Mater?
Sally: What?
LIghtning: Oh… er. Nothing. whispers again, this time a little louder Mater!
Mater’s no where to be found around the set, he’s on his daily oil break (kinda like a coffee break? 
) from shooting the film
Tommy Joe: You guys get ALL the fame! You starred in a PIXAR movie for Chrysler’s sake! I’m just in a dumb old video game.
Mater: Well, you know Tommy it ain’t all that fabulous you’ know, I mean. I didn’t even get my own trailer! And…Pssh. I AM the star of the movie!
Tommy Joe: True dat buddy… true dat.
Mater: It’s like this: Everytime you metion the word “Cars” Guess who’s name you think of?
Tommy Joe: Er… Lightning.
Mater: death stare
Tommy joe: Oh… Sorry, wrong answer… Er… Mater?
Mater: Uh DUH!
Sorry, I made Mater kinda full of himself xD
That was dadgum hilarious, SpicySalsa! My sides hurt from laughing!! XD
Just came up with this one on the spot.
Mack: After all, gas can is my middle name.
Lightning: Really?
Mack: Yeah, I was born Mack Gas Can Smith in the middle of August 1963 and I was a feisty little…
John Lasseter: Stick to the script, Mack!
Is it okay if I post a Cars 2 blooper?
(From the scene where Finn introduces himself to Mater)
Mater: You know, I know some karatay… I don’t want to brag or nothin’, but I got me a black fan belt. Hey, you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn: We’re being followed.
Mater: This first one, I could reach into a car’s hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. Lunges at Finn, yanks open his hood, and pulls out his battery
Director: Oh good grief. Could someone get a doctor over here? Oh, and CUT!!!
This is a great thread. I was laughing the whole time I was reading it.
Edited to add:
(From the scene in the first movie when the DRH are putting Mack to sleep)
Boost: Hey, yo DJ!
DJ: Yes?
Wingo: You mean, ‘what up’, right?
DJ: …But I don’t want my one real line in the movie to make me sound dumb!
Wingo: At least you got the sound system! I just got this dorky looking paint job and ladder thingummy.
DJ: THIS SOUND SYSTEM WEIGHS A TON! You don’t want something like this! …Wait a moment. Why did I get the most unpleasant role in the movie?
Snot Rod: Sneezes ‘Most unpleasant role’? At least you don’t have allergies…
Director: Cut! Your woes are very interesting, I’m sure, but we have a schedule to stay ahead of. Sheesh.