“was removed from the island and transported back to civilization. He soon arrived to the city of…”
Gotham. Where Batman was …"
“playing golf with commissioner Gordon in…”
“a top secret golf club. Luthor decided…”
“…that this was unacceptable, so he pulled out a shotgun and…”
“opened fire on Batman, who was protected by his armor. The vigilante then punched Luthor in the face and…”
“Luthor started to cry,because he remebered that Smallville had finished. However…”
“he knew he still had a place in comic books. He kept crying, though, as Batman was hitting him hard in…”
“a certion spot. After he was done, Lex spat on Batman and…”
“escaped the Golf Club. He decided to contract someone to kill the Batman. He got…”
“Mr Mxyzptlk. Who started to…”
“transport Batman to a parallel universe where everyone was…”
“was made of steel. There batman realized…”
“that steel people couldn’t move. He couldn’t help them, but at least he tried to escape with…”
“some dimension transporter gadget. Then Iron Man…”
“accidentally got to yet another dimension. In this world…”
“everyone was bald, so he decided to shave…”
“to blend in. He conserved his goatee, though, since…”
“that was his favorite bit of his looks. Eventually he realized he was wasting…”
“time, since his helmet was bald anyway. He…”