“…screwing on toothpaste caps. They…”
“in a cage, but he could escape in the nights. In one occasion, he…”
“nearly managed to leave the planet, but was…”
“chased by zombie apes. He succeeded in…”
“… facing them off, but he was immeadiately recaptured by the normal apes. Then…”
“he decided to commit suicide. But…”
“then he discovered there was a human resistance going on, and he decided to join them. The…”
“… resistance was really just a team of masquerading robots however. They walked around…”
“and now a cool group of robots. It had R2D2, Bender, ASIMO, Wall-E, and The Tinman for somw reason. They walked up to them and…”
“went to their hiding place near a beach. Lying in the beach, Dent saw the Statue of the Liberty, so he knew that the Planet of the Apes was actually a future version of the Earth. That gave him the idea…”
“to try and find another human anywhere in the universe and to repopulate this future earth with Humans. He tried…”
“to find one, but he couldn’t. Nevertheless, he accidentally located a spaceship. He commandeered it and went to space…”
“… to find the Triforce. Little did he know…”
“that the spaceship had a critical failure. He had to land on Earth again, and was delighted to discover he had travelled back in time to a time before the destruction of humanity. It was up to him to prevent it from happening again. He…”
“…finally settled down, got himself a shop, and became the world’s greatest Sandwich Maker. But then…”
“the apocalypse menace resurfaced in the shape of…”
“the world’s leaders starting a nuclear war, well he knew he had to stop it. So he…”
“created a team to assign them the mission of disabling all nuclear weapons. The team consisted of…”
“… several brilliant superheros, a group known as The Avengers. They…”
“assembled and put their plan in action. First…”