“it was, at the moment, Switzerland. So Obama traveled…”
To the location. He landed…"
“in the Reichenbach Falls and stood before Norris. They…”
Had a showdown. Which resulted in …
the sudden and expected demise of Obama…
“Laughing manically, Norris kicked the remains of his enemy to the falls and quickly escaped the authorities, going to…”
Canada, to celebrate…
“his latest victory. He didn’t know, though, that…”
“Meryl Streep was there., waiting for him, to punish him for Obama’s demise…”
“Streep produced her three Oscars, and in a quick flash of golden metal, Norris has beheaded. The actress then…”
“flung up into the air one of her statues and screamed, 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!”’
“And for that monologue, she was nominated for another Academy Award. This time, however…”
“It wasn’t well regarded. Her critics exclaimed…”
“insults when, in the ceremony, she actually won her fourth statue. The favorite contender, who was…”
“eating Cracker Barrel cheese, went up to them and spat in there face. Then…”
“Streep got out of the theater, escaping from the other infuriated nominees. She…”
“Was then elected as President of the USA, Obama’s absence…”
“didn’t change much. Her first act of business was…”
“To make murder legal, but then a riot broke out…”
“and the infuriated people killed the new president. No one was punished, since it was now legal, but…”