As there is no news today, I thought we could have some fun. If you use the comments section below, you can add your favourite quotes from Cars. I’ll start…
Lightning: He won 3 piston cups!
Mater: He did what in his cup?!
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Sarge: Will your turn off that disrespectful junk!
Fillmore:: It’s Hendrix! Respect the classics man.
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Mater: Watch this right here loverboy…
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Lightning: KA CHOW!
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Mr. The King (Strip Weathers): Your one gutsy racer. But your stupid.
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Lightning: You know her?!
Mater: She’s my fiancee.
Lightning: WHAT!?
Mater:: HA HA! Just kiddin’! She just likes me for my body.
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Mack: Hey….What kind of cheap cut-rate production is this?
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Fillmore: Fly away Stanley, be free!
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Sarge: Don’t embarrass me Fillmore.
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Peterbilt: Mack?! I ain’t no Mack! And turn on your headlights, moron!
Ok, Ok, I better stop. I could go on with heaps more. Your turn. Just use the comments section below.
Last modified: June 29, 2006
Mater: Sally and McQueen parked benieth the tree K I S S uuh… something something T
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Sheriff: Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the accused?
Mater: To not to.
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aaand one from good old Doc cuz we loves him 😀
Doc: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back.
Lizzie : You keep talkin’ to yourself, people will start thinking you’re crazy.
Lightning : Thanks for the tip !
Lizzie : I wasn’t talking to you !
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Guido : Pit stop !
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Lightning : Better than a Ferrari, huh ?
Luigi: Eh… no.
Fillmore: I’m telling you, man, every thrid blink is slower…
Sarge: The 60’s weren’t good to you, were they?
I Love Guido!
Sarge: Take a car wash, hippie.
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Woody car: YOU ARE A TOY! CAR!
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Fillmore: Fly, Stanley. Be free.
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Mater: Mornin’, sleepin’ beauty!
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Mater: Like Tuh-Mater, but without the “Tuh”!
Guido:”Guido status Que!”
Lizzie: The only guy who could fix that road is Big Al!
Ramone: Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago
Lizzie: Then why are ya bringing him up you lemon?
Doc: All rise.
(Ramone uses hydraulics to go up.)
Luigi: Show off.
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Lightning: I guess you go 0-60 in, like, what, 3 years?
3.5 years. ;D
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Lightning: Hey, i thought you said you would never come back!
Doc: I didn’t really have a choice, Mater didn’t get to say goodbye.
Mater: GOODBYE! Ok i’m good.
Sally: Flo! What do you have at your shop?
Flo: I have gas! Lots of gas!
(Ramone and Mater snicker)
Sally: Guys! Stay with me.
XD
On the Fillmore “Respect the classics, Man” Add right after: “It’s Hendrix!”
Here’s a few full favorites of mine:
Luigi: “I only watch the Ferrari.”
Fillmore: “I’m telling you man, every third blink is slower . . .”
Sarge: “The Sixties weren’t good for you were they?”
I love the third blink quote too!
How about this one?
Lizzie: You keep talkin’ to yourself, people will start thinking you’re crazy.
Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Thanks for the tip!
Lizzie: I wasn’t talking to you!
and this one
Rusty Rust-eze: They’re not headlights; they’re just stickers.
Lightning McQueen: Well, racecars don’t need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights.
and this one…
Sheriff: Mater, what did I tell you about talking to the prisoner?
Mater: To not to.
and THIS ONE!
Car Woody: [In a parody of Toy Story] You are a toy!… Car!
Car Buzz: You are a sad strange little wagon!
The last one, Shine, is one of my favorites! Apparently, the guys in the theater were laughing so hard, I couldn’t hear Buzz’s line. Oh, anybody noticed that the Woody car is actually a FORD WOODIE?! I think that itself is funny! 🙂
One of the funniest ones is the one that audiences don’t notice, or it goes over their heads.
It’s an early scene where Lightning makes his obligatory appearance in the Rust-Eze tent. He delivers a lame punchline, and the car audience watches in complete silence — except for one guy way in the back who yells “Freeeeeebird!”
For those who don’t know, this was a usual audience chant at Lynyrd Skynyrd shows for its famed song. It’s been kind of an in-joke at rock concerts ever since. If a singer asks for requests, there’s always going to be some wiseguy who yells, “Freebird!”
Mojo Nixon had the best response for the smart-aleck “Freebird” request. He stuck up his middle finger and said, “I got your free bird for you right here, fella.” That got a lot of laughs.
Lol! I never knew that! I’ll have a listen for it next time I see it!
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McQueen: [revs]
Sally: Ack! Arrgh…
McQueen: Did I scare you?
Mater: Well, a little bit, but I’ll be alright.
XD
lightning: No, no, no, no… it’s the truth you have to believe me. You can’t leave me here I am in hill billy hell!! my I.Q. is dropping by the second! I am becoming one of them!
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lightning: ok bessie you thinks that’s funny? oh great I am talking to bessie now.. I’m talking to bessie!!!!
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Mater: Mornin’ sally.. Look at this new road that lightning mcqueen done just made.
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Mater: Just watch this right here lover boy
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Mater: mcqueen and sally parked beneath a tree, k-i-s-s-… i-n-t.
Lightning: Great timing mater!… he’s my best friend . what are you going to do?
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rebel cars: oh no.. snot-rod… he’s going to blow!!!
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reporter to mater: was lightning mcqueen your prisioner?
Mater: shoot.. no. were best buds.. I ain’t braggen or nothing but I was in charge of hunting him down if he tried to escape.
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Fillmore: there’s a lot of love out there you know man.
sarge: don’t emberass me Fillmore
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In the Rust-Eze tent following the first race at the moment of silence after Lightning McQueen is introduced…”FREEBIRD!”
Flo: Anyone else want something to drink?
Mater: No, not me, Flo. I’m on one of them there special diets. I’m a precisional instrument of speed and aromatics.
sven:LIghtning McQueen must be found at all costs
Mater: I Knew It! I knew I Chose Right!
McQueen: In What?
Mater: My Best Friend.
that line ALWAYS gets me :’)
Mater- Hey Look, There’s Ms. Sally
McQueen-Wuh, Where?
Mater- Your In Love With Ms. Sally. You Love Her, You Love Her.
mater- if anyone asks we was out smashing mailboxes.
Sarge: When I’m finished with you you’ll have mud in places you didn’t know you had!
SUV: Yo, I’ve never been off road!
lightning: speed i am speed
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lightning: float like a cadillac sting like a beamer.
Doc: now was that floating like a cadillac or stinging like a beamer
sally lets go for a ride
Lightning: a ride?
sally: yeah. dont you city folks just go for rides
Lightning: Whoa! Ya scared me!
Sally: Well I scared myself, scaring you, scaring, me!
Lightning: Yeah, but I wasn’t like scared scared.
Sally: No! Of course not.
Lightning: It was more just….
Sally: I fell in love.
Lightning: Oh….
Sally: Yep.
Lightning: Corvette?
Sally: No!
Flo: Is that what I think it is?
Sally: I dunno Flo…. I haven’t had a chance to find out, but I am going to fin out. Hello!
Lightning: Ya know, I really missed ya, Sally.
Sally: Well, I create feelings in others they themselves don’t understand, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah….
Sally: So, Stickers, last one to Flo’s buys?
Lightning: Why don’t we just take a drive?
Sally: Hmm… Nah! vrooooom!
Lightning: Yeeeaaah….. Ka-chow!