Toy Story’s Facebook fanpage has begun posting character bios for the cast of the brand new short, Small Fry.
The latest ‘Toy Story Toon,’ currently playing in front of Disney’s The Muppets, follows Buzz as he tries to escape a fast food restaurant. In doing so, Buzz finds himself in a counseling session where he meets the following ‘Fun Meal’ knick-knacks.
Neptuna, Queen of New Nautica: "For centuries, Queen Neptuna ruled the peaceful ocean kingdom of New Nautica. When her undersea home was defiled by corporate industrial waste and discount chain stores, Neptuna formed The Mermaid Battle Squadron to protect the ocean from future pollution and exploitation."
T-Bone, Leader of the Steak Force: "Fearing the healthy, life-extending agenda of the evil Vegitenarians, the government established the Steak Force, a commando squad of heroic robots dedicated to mandating a meat option for every meal. Sponsored in part by The American Meat Council."
Funky Monk: "Spiritual mentor to Rappin’ Robin and Lil’ Juan, Funky Monk always keeps it real and on the down low. Be it a rap battle between his boys and Producer P John or hooking up a guest-spot on the next MC Maid Marion single, Funky Monk has got your back. See Funky Monk in the CGI animated film "Rappin’ Robin in the Hood 3D," only in theaters."
Condorman: "When comic book artist Wiley Wilkins is given the opportunity to act out the pages of his greatest cartoon creation, “Condorman,” he jumps at the chance! Will Condorman defeat the evil Krokov and win the heart of the beautiful Natalia Rambova? Find out when Condorman swoops into theaters, Summer 1981."
Where’s Trenchcoat?
I want that Condorman toy ! Speak of obscur jokes !
We just saw this short yesterday! The Funky Monk made me laugh SO HARD, I almost peed my pants! XD
Thanks for spoiling something somew us haven’t seen yet because watching 909 minutes about the Muppets is torture…
Absolutely no spoilers there. These are character descriptions akin to those in the pre-release publicity for Toy Story 3— as if they were real-life toys.
Bozu in Japanese has two meanings. Shaved head or a little boy.
Have you abandoned us? Surely there has to have been some Pixar news since 10 days ago . . .
Hey Anonymous,
I haven’t abandoned the blog nor do I plan to do so anytime soon. The combination of a couple of slow news weeks and the stress of finals has made it difficult to blog consistently but I’ll be back as soon as something newsworthy “breaks.”
Thanks for your concern,
Martin