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"Small Fry" Character Bios! [UPDATE]

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Toy Story’s Facebook fanpage has begun posting character bios for the cast of the brand new short, Small Fry.

The latest ‘Toy Story Toon,’ currently playing in front of Disney’s The Muppets, follows Buzz as he tries to escape a fast food restaurant. In doing so, Buzz finds himself in a counseling session where he meets the following ‘Fun Meal’ knick-knacks.

Neptuna, Queen of New Nautica: "For centuries, Queen Neptuna ruled the peaceful ocean kingdom of New Nautica. When her undersea home was defiled by corporate industrial waste and discount chain stores, Neptuna formed The Mermaid Battle Squadron to protect the ocean from future pollution and exploitation."

T-Bone, Leader of the Steak Force: "Fearing the healthy, life-extending agenda of the evil Vegitenarians, the government established the Steak Force, a commando squad of heroic robots dedicated to mandating a meat option for every meal. Sponsored in part by The American Meat Council."

Funky Monk: "Spiritual mentor to Rappin’ Robin and Lil’ Juan, Funky Monk always keeps it real and on the down low. Be it a rap battle between his boys and Producer P John or hooking up a guest-spot on the next MC Maid Marion single, Funky Monk has got your back. See Funky Monk in the CGI animated film "Rappin’ Robin in the Hood 3D," only in theaters."

Condorman: "When comic book artist Wiley Wilkins is given the opportunity to act out the pages of his greatest cartoon creation, “Condorman,” he jumps at the chance! Will Condorman defeat the evil Krokov and win the heart of the beautiful Natalia Rambova? Find out when Condorman swoops into theaters, Summer 1981."

New! Bozu, the Ninja Clown: Circus clown by day, 15th century ninja from feudal Japan by night, Bozu is a master of silent entertainment. Armed with his balloon katana and a cream pie, this Ninja Clown is sure to have even the grumpiest Circus audience members in stitches!


Small Fry is now playing in theatres with Disney’s The Muppets.

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Last modified: December 8, 2011